Who doesn't like a party?
Who doesn't like a party?

World Surf League Head of Competition admits surprise “most favorite event on WSL calendar” (Hint: it’s not Pipeline, J-Bay or Teahupo’o)!

Lower Trestles?

As you know, 2022’s World Surf League Championship Tour is drawing to a close. There is only one event remaining, the make-believe Rip Curl WSL Finals, then we will have to twiddle our thumbs, sad and lonesome. No Kanoa Igarashi to warm our hearts. No Filipe Toledo to make us feel bold and brave by comparison.

But which stop is your favorite? The one you circle on the calendar and gleefully anticipate?

The Banzai Pipeline with its history and swagger?

South Africa’s J-Bay and that canvas?

Teahupo’o’s gasp-inducing caverns?

There is no wrong choice except Lower Trestles or Brazil and the WSL’s brass should be proud of all save Trestles and Brazil, but in a real surprise, the Senior Vice President of Tours, Head of Competition Jessi Miley-Dyer just admitted her most cherished.

Can you guess?

Wrong!

It is glow stick night surfing in France!

But let’s learn why.

Ok so picture this, right, you were in Anglet last week and you got to watch our night surfing event. So this is one of my most favorite events that we have on the calendar. I mean look at it, it’s a bit of a party, which everyone loves, and it’s surfers competing at night with glow sticks.  And you can see why I would like it, it’s just pure neon but it’s fun, it’s something different, right? I mean, who doesn’t want to do this?

It must be a great relief to all Challenger Series surfers who recently lost their Quiksilver Pro France to know that it has been fantastically replaced.

Evolution.

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tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
4 years ago

flare gun…

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
4 years ago

protect the boarders!

channelbottom
channelbottom
4 years ago

JMD: “LET THEM EAT CAKE!”

Tom
Tom
4 years ago

Pity they didnt get fucking wiped out by a night shark attack attracted to glow sticks

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
4 years ago

keep you’re guard up…big noon tide. keep you’re flares handy!

https://scontent-sjc3-1.xx….

Sellme fitzgobbins
Sellme fitzgobbins
4 years ago

JMD trying so hard to be hip ,like watching someone’s grandma attempting to connect with the young ones

ValiantScorn
ValiantScorn
4 years ago

Like these??

https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Sellme fitzgobbins
Sellme fitzgobbins
4 years ago
Reply to  ValiantScorn

Now that takes me back!

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
4 years ago
Reply to  ValiantScorn

fast forward …get to the point…is it pumping?

ValiantScorn
ValiantScorn
4 years ago
Reply to  tim_nelsen

Yes! Human separation at target point. Notch

AI (for ever) .
AI (for ever) .
4 years ago

Surfing, look at what they have done to you.

Picard Madeoff
Picard Madeoff
4 years ago

The only competition I enjoy is paddling out with my oldest for the first 50 yds before he leaves me in his wake

ValiantScorn
ValiantScorn
4 years ago

It’s obvious u have failed at being a Woman! But now u have become a disgrace to sane people. Please take ur talentless, grossness elsewhere. F Oprah, and her gay lackey!

astro
astro
4 years ago
Reply to  ValiantScorn

There’s inherent danger when dumb fucks are given positions of responsibility.

channelbottom
channelbottom
4 years ago

Hurluley Glow Stick surfing accessories – for the serious and committed hardworking surfer who has no time for silly business.

Board Barnacle
Board Barnacle
4 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

Made in China to wosl standards.

Waterproof Polo
Waterproof Polo
4 years ago
Reply to  Board Barnacle

Excellent way to ship Fentanyl covertly!

J H
J H
4 years ago

Are you sure she isn’t watching the original (not the painful remake) Point Break?

Picard Madeoff
Picard Madeoff
4 years ago
Reply to  J H

Tyler was fresh back then…

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
4 years ago

So ya fiiinally tracked her down ay Chas ?
That’s some top-gun sleuthin’ ya done there, reeeal top-gun sleuthin’.
And ya gone ‘n writ it up right good and proper too…

John Non John
John Non John
4 years ago

Do the WSL clowns get paid? Are they hiring? NonJohn is totally qualified, for once.

AI (for ever) .
AI (for ever) .
4 years ago
Reply to  John Non John

I think instead of wearing “ jerseys “ they should be made colour there hair

Jimmy the Saint
Jimmy the Saint
4 years ago

Sam Waters is going to love this!

Chazz Michael Michaels
Chazz Michael Michaels
4 years ago

I’d like a regular column with that title.

Low wide stinkbug stance
Low wide stinkbug stance
4 years ago

Just don’t get him talking about the bible, he goes all richie collins.

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
4 years ago

yanked out old surf mags…Moriarty, Drollet, some old shaper…Windansea….old fiends…$3…for a ticket…

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
4 years ago

ghost writer too…


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