Rejoice In Public.
Those lit candles worked! They really worked! In a miraculous turn, the World Surf League’s CEO Erik Logan has reemerged after two agonizing days of absence on the heels of suffering a life-threatening reef injury in Tahiti. In a video, posted directly to social media, Logan captured his lightly scraped right foot before turning the camera toward WSL deputy commissioner Renato Hickel who stoically declared that it was time to apply “lemon, lime” to the wounds in an emergency procedure.
Head judge Pritamo Ahrendt stood by, equally grave, providing some sort of nursing advice.
The public began to panic, in Logan’s absence, then move through the stages of grief, wondering if the Oklahoma native had succumbed to staph infection and/or if Hickel was qualified to be practicing triage, Ahrendt certified to assist.
But here we are exalting.
In the latest image (top), Logan can be seen flanked by the just-wrapped Outerknown Pro’s victors and runners-up. He is smiling but, on closer examination, his eyes are extremely red-rimmed, as if recently weeping, and his injured paw heavily bandaged, shrouded in a reef booty.
Brave.
Extremely brave and celebrations are certain to be held across the surfing world.
RIP.
Rejoice in Public.
Looks like a scene from one of those exotic Road to movies back in the roaring 40s. With Elo starring as Bob Hopeless and Bing Crosby Colapinto out of camera shot consoling his bawling brother Griff.
So now that he’s grown a beard, survived severe reef cuts plus indigenous citrus rub treatment in a faraway land, brought home the scars to prove it and show to landlocked relatives and friends, he graduated to Feral Surfer. Much respect.
Ah yes, the oversized, full-body meat lei, here worn by sage eriksson adjacent:
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Without lube, mind you.
dog & pony show…here’s the dogs…in specific order…cockers, retrievers, beany babies…https://media.surfersjournal.com/wp…
Lei Lady Lei
https://youtu.be/1S4B6zxIOTE
it doesn’t matter,,,manasas
Possibly true
plummeting to an all-time-E-lo!
on night’s like thus/
Buy the dipshit!
This whole circus, (pro surfing), is pathetic.
Thought you were talking about BG.
Open wide and take your WSL medicine Freerider
Are you sure you should be having anything to do with a Hole Circus?
Seems somehow against your religion. I dunno. Maybe not.
want a balloon or teddy?
The reef boots are curious…?
Typical VAL sus cunt move
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Where r they now? Who’s got the tales of altruistic backside lotion management? Will I ever look at such a view without any mood change or excited heart palpitations? Do my sexual feelings relate to toxic behavior or am I “normal? What were we talking about?
Your subtle Renato jabs always bring a smile to my leathery face.
Great work in tracking down such an allusive prey Chas.
Now how about getting your bloodhound abilities tuned into the search for Jessi Fatty Cyrus, and showing us some real top-gun investigative journalism…
fatty tuna at market price…