Logan (center) smiling through tears of pain.
Logan (center) smiling through tears of pain.

In absolute miracle, World Surf League CEO Erik Logan resurfaces after suffering life-threatening reef injury with heavily bandaged, bootied foot, smiling through red-rimmed eyes and clear pain!

Rejoice In Public.

Those lit candles worked! They really worked! In a miraculous turn, the World Surf League’s CEO Erik Logan has reemerged after two agonizing days of absence on the heels of suffering a life-threatening reef injury in Tahiti. In a video, posted directly to social media, Logan captured his lightly scraped right foot before turning the camera toward WSL deputy commissioner Renato Hickel who stoically declared that it was time to apply “lemon, lime” to the wounds in an emergency procedure.

Head judge Pritamo Ahrendt stood by, equally grave, providing some sort of nursing advice.

The public began to panic, in Logan’s absence, then move through the stages of grief, wondering if the Oklahoma native had succumbed to staph infection and/or if Hickel was qualified to be practicing triage, Ahrendt certified to assist.

But here we are exalting.

In the latest image (top), Logan can be seen flanked by the just-wrapped Outerknown Pro’s victors and runners-up. He is smiling but, on closer examination, his eyes are extremely red-rimmed, as if recently weeping, and his injured paw heavily bandaged, shrouded in a reef booty.

Brave.

Extremely brave and celebrations are certain to be held across the surfing world.

Many oversized leis.

RIP.

Rejoice in Public.

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justiceminister
justiceminister
4 years ago

Looks like a scene from one of those exotic Road to movies back in the roaring 40s. With Elo starring as Bob Hopeless and Bing Crosby Colapinto out of camera shot consoling his bawling brother Griff.

notsurfingtoday
notsurfingtoday
4 years ago

So now that he’s grown a beard, survived severe reef cuts plus indigenous citrus rub treatment in a faraway land, brought home the scars to prove it and show to landlocked relatives and friends, he graduated to Feral Surfer. Much respect.

notsurfingtoday
notsurfingtoday
4 years ago

Ah yes, the oversized, full-body meat lei, here worn by sage eriksson adjacent:
https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
4 years ago

Without lube, mind you.

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
4 years ago

dog & pony show…here’s the dogs…in specific order…cockers, retrievers, beany babies…https://media.surfersjournal.com/wp…

channelbottom
channelbottom
4 years ago
tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
4 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

it doesn’t matter,,,manasas

Surfer
Surfer
4 years ago

Possibly true

Stick man
Stick man
4 years ago

plummeting to an all-time-E-lo!

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
4 years ago
Reply to  Stick man

on night’s like thus/

notsurfingtoday
notsurfingtoday
4 years ago
Reply to  Stick man

Buy the dipshit!

samwaters
samwaters
4 years ago

This whole circus, (pro surfing), is pathetic.

Surfer
Surfer
4 years ago
Reply to  samwaters

Thought you were talking about BG.

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
4 years ago
Reply to  samwaters

Open wide and take your WSL medicine Freerider

channelbottom
channelbottom
4 years ago
Reply to  samwaters

Are you sure you should be having anything to do with a Hole Circus?
Seems somehow against your religion. I dunno. Maybe not.

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
4 years ago
Reply to  samwaters

want a balloon or teddy?

Elo's Stool
Elo's Stool
4 years ago

The reef boots are curious…?

Pauly Matt War-Shore
Pauly Matt War-Shore
4 years ago
Reply to  Elo's Stool

Typical VAL sus cunt move

notsurfingtoday
notsurfingtoday
4 years ago
Tracey lungs
Tracey lungs
4 years ago

Where r they now? Who’s got the tales of altruistic backside lotion management? Will I ever look at such a view without any mood change or excited heart palpitations? Do my sexual feelings relate to toxic behavior or am I “normal? What were we talking about?

Cannabis-Creativity
Cannabis-Creativity
4 years ago

Your subtle Renato jabs always bring a smile to my leathery face.

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
4 years ago

Great work in tracking down such an allusive prey Chas.

Now how about getting your bloodhound abilities tuned into the search for Jessi Fatty Cyrus, and showing us some real top-gun investigative journalism…

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
4 years ago
Reply to  Beef & Beer

fatty tuna at market price…


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