Bold and brave.
Rétrospectif has been part of surfing’s various offerings since Joel Tudor sprang on the scene riding old longboards the way Miki Dora intended for them to be ridden. Before then, high-performance longboarding was a thing, with thick-thigh’d men bottom turning, bashing the lip, floating 9 foot fluorescent slabs of foam. Tudor, though, nimbly danced to the nose, twirled, drop-knee turned and, thus, a movement was born.
Now we have leashless longboards crowding lineups from Malibu to Byron, non-fluorescent, captained by shaggy hair’d boys in trim Birdwell trunks. Thick flat fishes, fins glassed on, piloted by sun-kissed girls wearing short-johns, gliders, single-fins, etc.
It could be argued that retro is more common than à la dernière mode but up to a certain point. Surfers are pack animals, preferring to operate within defined spaces. Tudor and his ilk established a certain era as ok of imitating but no surfer has yet gone “full retro” until now.
Mila Kunis, very famous actress and wife of Ashton Kutcher was recently spotted on a Santa Barbara beach wearing a scuba diving wetsuit, riding a paipo board. For those unaware, the paipo was ridden by ancient Hawaiians as a sort of proto-bodyboard. One has not been seen in public since and scuba wetsuits were worn by cold water surfers before Jack O’Neill fixed the wrong bits in the early 1950s.
Someone going “full retro” has been whispered about for years, though most throwback surfers are extremely scared and wondered if a return is ever possible? If he or she would be forever trapped in archaic times with no way back, stuck in the deep past even if the deep past becomes uncool with everyone back to thrusters etc.
Kunis, though, a bold pioneer. Shaking it off and not caring.
The new Joel Tudor.
Ben Marcus could show her how it was really done, back in the 70’s in Santa Cruz.
Hotness supersedes most faults. This is a True Fact of Nature. Mila is hot and, therefore, whatever.
If she’s just using whatever equipment was available after crashing at a friend’s from a late night, then she’s in the club. If it was a planned attire as article suggests then she is not in the club. Also can I join said club?
Bless her
On a slightly similar subject.
Hey Chas, how come ya didn’t have a live comments page for your long-lost relatives royal funeral ?
The whole day event was reportedly far better viewing than most wOsl comps, and would’ve definitely had more than 8 million genuine viewers.
I wonder if ELo was watching…
Way better than a BLM march.
white deaths matter…
If she slips out of the dive suit and wears a bikini, I’d let Mila drive my car: Hennessey Venom F5
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100 Milas per hour!
gas, grass, … not even she rides for free. well? NOT!
“Full Retro”?
A no-name Pacific Islander bodysurfing hollow shore-pound in trunks (or bikini) puts Mila in her ugly wetsuit and crap board to shame.
Nothing says bottom dweller quite like starting and upkeeping a non official celebrity insta account. People are so fucken pathetic.
What about Beach Grit?
Can we really drag her as she seems cool, regardless of who she chose to marry? Now the reality is this, she is the prototype of the new boss of the lineup, fearless, uncaring of what she rides(see above comment about hubby) the waves on or what she wears. She’ll run you over, cut your head wide open with an attitude that says “I’m cute, you’re not” so deal with it. And who would smash her board other than the unemployed realtor dude in Malibu or a few old school cunty enforcers?
She is scorching hot
Yes, those Czech girls are pretty hard to resist.
Zero dragging! She’s taking the place of Jonah and Queen of Malibu!
More articles about Mila will surely increase viewership! Surely you can facilitate Mila’s sponsorship with Roxy for a proper wetsuit?
“Baby you can drive my car…” (see above or below)
Mila’s replacing Jonah (and Gidget). Jews replacing Jews. Is this what the right calls Replacement Theory?
The Queen, The Prince, The Actress, The Butler, The Magistrate, MI6, Bond? Mila…
Not necessarily in that order. What about Morrissey and John Lydon?
jim morrison: “Mother…I want to…this is the end…”