Big Kahuna Larry Ellison (pictured).
Big Kahuna Larry Ellison (pictured).

World’s ninth richest man Larry Ellison shuts public out of Hawaii isle beach, scoffing at law and thrilling wealthy wellness pals, as fears of U.S. transforming into full plutocracy grow stronger!

Land of the rich, home of the rich.

The United States is made up of three men. Jeff Bezos, Elon Musk, Bill Gates. Larry Ellison, founder of Oracle and worth some 96.8 billion dollars, might be considered part of the “qualifying series” along with Mike Bloomberg, Jim Walton, Mark Zuckerberg and the ghost of Warren Buffett.

All fine and good, I suppose, except not assuaging the growing fear that the land of the free, home of the brave is actually just a plutocracy ruled for, and by, rich men.

Dumping gas on the fire, Ellison recently flaunted Hawaiian law by shuttering public access to a beach on the isle of Lanai. The New Yorker, with suspiciously tiny eyes, purchased 98% of the “pineapple island” in 2012 and his reign has not been without controversy. He has been accused of forcing families who have called the Lanai home for generations to pack their bags and vamoose and also wants to turn it into a “wellness utopia.”

Yikes.

More immediately, though, the beach closure. According to San Francisco Gate:

In Hawaii, public access to beaches and shorelines is required by law, but exceptions were made for Lanai Resorts at the height of the COVID-19 pandemic. The company received permission from the County of Maui to add a metal gate at the entry to the beach park, which it owns, at a time when the governor ordered the closure of all beaches.

Conditions of this agreement included that the gate be open at all times, day and night, and it should only be closed during “severe weather emergencies or emergency proclamations.”

The gate was shut from July 16, according to community Facebook posts, through July 28, after a historic swell flooded the park. A Lanai Resorts spokesperson told Civil Beat that pedestrians could walk around the gate when it was closed, but large boulders scattered to the sides of the road prevented vehicles from going around.

Covid closures, man. How do you think they are aging?

A great idea that kept us all safe or… not?

More as the story develops.

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Jonathan Lemaire
Jonathan Lemaire
4 years ago

Eat the rich for the most healthy meals!

Matthew Smith
Matthew Smith
4 years ago

If you can buy your own Island, outright, do it, but if you try to take control of one while the govt still has some legal control, you’ve failed. Try the Bahamas instead…..

forrester
forrester
4 years ago

Ellison and Zuckerberg are trying to turn Lanai and Kauai into their own private fifdoms and the government of Hawaii is letting them.

Peter Noone
Peter Noone
4 years ago

OMG barf is right. I’d love to get a few waves at the Surf Ranch. Watch a full WSL contest there? Nope.

burning johnson
burning johnson
4 years ago

You have a good point, consider using the

burning johnson
burning johnson
4 years ago

word flout instead of flaunt.

Faithfulfriend
Faithfulfriend
4 years ago

Bury him in Costa Rica, right where he died, and doing what he loved. His spirit is not with his body. RiP

Ryan
Ryan
4 years ago

> Do not fall into the trap of anthropomorphising Larry Ellison. You need to think of Larry Ellison the way you think of a lawnmower. You don’t anthropomorphize your lawnmower, the lawnmower just mows the lawn, you stick your hand in there and it’ll chop it off, the end. You don’t think ‘oh, the lawnmower hates me’ — lawnmower doesn’t give a shit about you, lawnmower can’t hate you. Don’t anthropomorphize the lawnmower. Don’t fall into that trap about Oracle. — Brian Cantrill (https://youtu.be/-zRN7XLCRh…

Brenda Welch
Brenda Welch
4 years ago

God takes care of fools n children Larry ain’t no child so you cant take your billions with you listen to what Steve Jobs had to say wealthy guy. Those beautiful islands n beaches are for everyone, not the rich, or so they think. Remember it’s a very small island in the middle of a very large ocean. Hate to see it sink especially without the help of the good Hawaiian ppl.

Brenda Welch
Brenda Welch
4 years ago

yes

John Non John
John Non John
4 years ago

Start with the trail to Trestles

Barrelled
Barrelled
4 years ago

This definitely falls into the clickbait/stirring the pot category.

sternhead
sternhead
4 years ago

Very Clever Larry, pile some guilt by association on Martha’s Vineyard.. (he’s rich, doesn’t care, no risk of hypocrisy, they’re rich, pretending to care, kicking out the unwelcome)

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
4 years ago

About 12 years ago I was walking along a country road on the Nova Scotian coastline and met an old bloke walking a dog, we had a bit of a yarn (it was obvious I wasn’t from around there) and then he said to ignore the private property signs (cos it was his place) and have a walk around if I wanted.
Later on when I got back to my mates place a mile ish down the road I told them I’d met some old bloke called Warren who let me walk around his grounds and check out the view.
“Ahhhh, you’ve met Warren”, they said, and sort of laughed.
“Yeah, nice bloke”, I replied, in between swigs on a cold one while grilling lobster.
I never saw him again until a few weeks later on TV and realised who he was.

Don’t be like Larry
Be like Warren…

Dim Sim
Dim Sim
4 years ago
Reply to  Beef & Beer

Good. Who was Warren?

llama256
llama256
4 years ago
Reply to  Dim Sim

Warren Robinett the guy who coded Adventure for the Atari VCS

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
4 years ago

animal kingdom/

comment image” rel=”nofollow noopener” target=”_blank” title=”https://www.surfline.com/cdn-cgi/image/q=85,f=auto,fit=containcomment image“>https://www.surfline.com/cd…

Surfer
Surfer
4 years ago
Reply to  tim_nelsen

Best place on earth right there. That tree gives it away.

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
4 years ago

don’t call me larry…or shirley!

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
4 years ago

Covid Rules!!!

Dim Sim
Dim Sim
4 years ago

No, rules are off bex, get with it.

Mapski
Mapski
4 years ago

The Hawaiian people should seize the Island Kamehameha style. Lei o mano for Ellison.

ValiantScorn
ValiantScorn
4 years ago
Reply to  Mapski

10 against 20million

Eesha Williams
Eesha Williams
4 years ago
Reply to  Mapski

The lei o mano is a shark-toothed club used by native Hawaiians.

Brenda Welch
Brenda Welch
4 years ago
Reply to  Mapski

yes
indeed

velobwoy
velobwoy
4 years ago

I think his people just literally forgot to reopen it. They don’t go to the beach.


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