"I'm sorry for doubting you, Erik..." (pictured).
"I'm sorry for doubting you, Erik..." (pictured).

Doubting Thomas surf fans served heaping pile of steaming crow as it appears World Surf League Finals Day eclipses billion dollar NFL Thursday night opener!

Excuse me sir, may I have some more?

Days ago, core surf fans guffawed and side-eyed as World Surf League CEO Erik Logan released the almost unbelievable numbers surrounding the World Surf League’s Finals Day there on Lower Trestles cobbled stone. Underneath a picture of Logan hoisting a trophy, smiling ear to ear beneath manicured beard, the head of competitive professional surfing declared:

The day will go down as the biggest day in pro surfing. The data and the numbers are undeniable.

– Broke the record for the most watched day in WSL history by 22%
– Over 8.3 million total Livestream views (and still counting)
– Over 1 million viewers on linear TV globally, with more airings to come!

Psshhht.

Whatever.

Except, numbers are beginning to trickle in for the National Football League’s first Thursday Night game of the year from two days ago. Sporting fans will know that Amazon purchased the rights to the pre-weekend extravaganza from the League for a whopping 1.2 billion dollars per year and has completely renovated the evening from new announcers, fancy new camera angles, the works.

Historic in that it was the first exclusively streamed NFL game ever, much like the World Surf League streams its contests.

Well, early numbers suggest that the game ranked a bit lower in the home markets of the competing teams (Los Angeles and Kansas City) and will likely reach between 5 and 7 million total views.

Smashed to a pulp by Toledo, Gilmore and the velvety pipes of Joe Turpel!

World Surf League ex-CEO Paul Speaker prophetic!

WOW!

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tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
4 years ago

round em up!

https://scontent-sjc3-1.xx….

FL Skunk Ape
FL Skunk Ape
4 years ago

About 90% are bots. ELO is full of shit.

Michael Flatlately
Michael Flatlately
4 years ago

Perhaps each blink represents a new view. Not wrong, technically.

MyGFsChinese
MyGFsChinese
4 years ago

ELO actually posts this shit with a straight face? Him and Trump should have a lie off competition to see who can tell more lies with a straight face🤙

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
4 years ago

punched in ISA Oly surfing at HB and this popped up…https://youtu.be/jvFf5RvpVBA

women and children first! come visit OB…first words out of commentators mouth…”full venue, comedian on stage, group yoga, smoothies, recycleable…green…”come visit OB” NOT HB!

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
4 years ago

i never saw the WSL live stream on their site; always defers to u-tube, which gets 24k rabid brazzo commentators emphasizing

vai felipe ir o seu número 1, e italo está fazendo um cocó número dois!

Keith Grace
Keith Grace
4 years ago

I smell a Bezos-ELO conspiracy here.

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
4 years ago
Reply to  Keith Grace

right? 8.3M streaming live, my ass…this core group of 50 avid analysts doesn’t even know the event is on until Chas opens up his blog…we get a dozen or so Ukrainian women bots…Brazzos bots must really be scoring!

according to similar sites.com WSL has 1M monthly visitors; as does BG.com

JSC
JSC
4 years ago

Did someone let Bobby Martinez know the “tennis tour” in which he refused to participate is doing quite well?

paul taublieb
paul taublieb
4 years ago

As Mark Twain said, “ “There are three kinds of lies: Lies, Damned Lies, and Statistics.”

FelipesFrontFoot
FelipesFrontFoot
4 years ago

Don’t you mean stay tuned…..

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
4 years ago

zero views from my hood/

https://scontent-sjc3-1.xx….

F Scott Fitzbarrelled
F Scott Fitzbarrelled
4 years ago

WSL “numbers” are shadier than Enron. What a joke. Elo is lucky that TWTR whistleblower dude never worked there

BobbyM
BobbyM
4 years ago

This is exactly why the WSL has rigged the tour for Brazilians. Because there’s no alternative for surfers they’ll never say this out loud but ask some in person. It wouldn’t be that bad if their fan base wasn’t trash as well. Viewership will remain high as long as the WSL continues to make sure Brazil wins each year but eventually people in other countries will tune out.

samwaters
samwaters
4 years ago
Reply to  BobbyM

I think there might be death threats also, if the Brazilians don’t win…

Professor Ski Lodge
Professor Ski Lodge
4 years ago

lies make baby Jesus cry

RQ.
RQ.
4 years ago

“about as many views I could get live streaming video of a cats ass”
that’s exactly right, you could EASILY get that many live viewers of a cat ass video stream on reddit, with zero promo, zero lead up, zero dollars.

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
4 years ago

Bad time zone here. Like long drunken sex I enjoyed the whole year yet couldn’t bring myself to enjoy the climax.

AI (for ever) .
AI (for ever) .
4 years ago

“live streaming video of a cats ass”

Got a link?

Stick man
Stick man
4 years ago
tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
4 years ago
Reply to  Stick man

let’s keep this thread ‘linear.’

https://images.fun.com/prod…

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
4 years ago

I trust Elo’s numbers about as much as a Greyhound racing event run by the Mafia.

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
4 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

greyhound ski racing?

https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-…

Stick man
Stick man
4 years ago

teeny-tiny golf clap?


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