Surf great Kelly Slater's ears perk.
But do you remember where you were when you first heard that Patagonia’s founder Yves Chouinard was giving his 3 billion dollar company away in order to save the environment? I was in Newport Beach, Fashion Island to be exact, sipping a cappuccino, wondering if I should get a fussy hamburger or French dip sandwich for lunch in a few hours.
Decidedly not saving the environment.
The move seemed groundbreaking, company head putting money where mouth was by transferring the whole shootin’ match into a trust, every ounce of profit-after-cost going to green causes and pressure immediately began building on noted sustainability activist Kelly Slater to place his own Outerknown into an earth-scrubbing trust.
But.
Were Chouinard’s motives pure as driven, though rapidly melting, snow? Bloomberg has picked up a handful of salt to throw directly in game. Under a blunt headline reading “Patagonia Billionaire Who Gave Up Company Skirts $700 Million Tax Hit,” the left-leaning financial news service declares:
While many billionaires make living donations with tax and estate planning as the primary considerations, Chouinard seems to have structured his Patagonia transfer with at least a few purposes in mind. Holdfast is a 501(c)(4), a nonprofit that can make unlimited political donations — unlike its cousin, the 501(c)(3). For that reason, any giving to a 501(c)(4) isn’t eligible for income-tax deductions. In addition, the Patagonia founder will owe $17.5 million in gift taxes for the shares he transferred to the trust.
Still, the moves mean Chouinard won’t have to pay the federal capital gains taxes he would have owed had he sold the company, an option he said was under consideration. On a $3 billion sale, that bill could be more than $700 million. It also helps Chouinard avoid the US estate and gift tax, which is a 40% levy on large fortunes when they’re transferred to heirs.
While a Patagonia spokesperson flatly denied the trickeration, attention has returned back to the aforementioned Slater. While his green bonafides need no burnishing, it is known that the many-time surfing champion likes to not spend his money. Might tax relief be the finger that tips the scales?
Outerknown 501(c)(4)?
Intriguing.
Outed? Not like they hid it – it’s literally on all the ads – has to be by law. It’s just that people are too stupid to pay attention to the details.
No shit! Nailed it.
Why are you late to the game? Of course he set this up to move the political needle. He knows how the game works. Money talks and bullshit walks. And frankly nothing wrong with that. He wants to have a say in shaping policy long after he is gone. Not the first and not the last.
I found the Chairman Mao burner account!!!!
Hurluley has also avoided a 700 million tax payment.
I once made a dress out of recycled plastic tampon wrappers that I removed from drains , verges and the beach and tried to sell it as a art piece , no cunt brought it!!
So. By all accounts I’m not a smart man, however the main cut and thrust of their argument seems o me to be that he skipped the tax bill for selling it, by not selling it? Sooooo the argument is he should have donated it not making money and then paid the tax on the money he would have made had he sold it?
You all need to understand, our ideology is about dogma and shame. Better, we call it science and fact check the critics — you can go to church on Sunday and be free the other 6 days of the week, but in Woke-ism, the dogma owns your bones 7 days a week, 365 days a year. Trust the priestly experts whose canonized credentials come from the sacred academies of the one true faith. Power and control. Woke is repackaged religion without all the unprofitable Jesus stuff, like telling people every kingdom on earth is the devil’s to give away? Yikes way to ruin the devil’s game, JC. Playa hata.
Coming soon: The Twillsy School of Business. Classes include Bongs or Bonds? and Surfing or Securities? Also available- 10 foolproof strategies for getting, and staying on the dole. Sign me up!
Trickeration is a great word
yvon/s kid’s garage. next door/there/
here’s my kitchen.
kindly.
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The Bloomberg story says Chouinard skirted $700M in taxes by giving away his company. Reality is that $700M is what he would have paid had he sold the company and made $3B profit on the sale. But he didn’t sell the company and he didn’t make the profit. So, of course he didn’t pay taxes. It’s a pointless story. What did happen, though, is that he is liable for $17.5M in taxes under the arrangement that he is being publicized and commended for.
No reason to stick my neck out for some dude that I don’t even know, but hate to see people getting carried away with the wrong idea. Just sayin’…
Inspirational
Do you think Mike Bloomberg is right leaning?
If so, you’re on the wrong path.
Nothing…and I mean NOTHING…pisses off a Leftists more than not being able to confiscate your money.
I thought that was 3rd in line behind not feeling better than and not being able to tell you what to do?
Money is power.
The 2nd of two recent pilot errors in VTA…no one was injured…
I’d take the french dip!
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Tell ya what…I’ll donate ten posters of me (surfing a wave of consequence) to ten impoverished kids in Ubatuba Brazil for each of the newly released Outerknown puka shell anal beads purchased at Zumies. These disadvantaged kids need someone like me to look up to. Someone that can drop in on serious waves. Airs?…gimme a break. That shit is a fad.
Wouldn’t the true socialist do the right thing by the state and pay the tax?
to ur point-counter point…the elephants have always been, like: no taxation w/o representation yo!
Emphasis on YO, yo.
He’s a capitalist environmentalist, not a socialist.
I’m outraged! He should have done the right thing and buy a failing sports league or start a money losing space program as a tax write off and pocket the whole 3 billion like any self respecting billionaire. A 501c4 and the money isn’t even dedicated to fundamentally reshaping the US Supreme Court! Shocking. What is the world coming to?
Fussy burgers, French dips, tax trickerations and burnished bonafides with a small side of intriguing investigating reporting.
You still got it Chuck.