"Last night a little dancer, she came dancing to my door Last night, that little angel, she came pumping on my floor."
"Last night a little dancer, she came dancing to my door Last night, that little angel, she came pumping on my floor."

California superstar Kolohe Andino eviscerates Olympics with wild rebel yell: “Being honest… I think the Olympics are stale and boring and surfing is the best sport in the world!”

Hammer.

Students of competitive professional surfing know that the game extends far beyond our World Surf League and its Championship Tour. There is, also, the Challenger Series, Qualifying Series, Junior Tour and International Surfing Association World Surfing Games, to name but a few thrilling iterations.

There is also, of course, Olympic surfing introduced last year in Japan and set to roll out in 2024, 2028 and likely 2032 as the Games will be in Teahupo’o, Los Angeles and Brisbane, all surfing hubs. But you would imagine surfing gold the very height of achievement? Would you imagine surfing so lucky to be included?

According to California superstar, and current number twenty in the world, Kolohe Andino, f*ck no and, frankly, the other way around.

In a shockingly frank interview ahead of the aforementioned World Surf Games, currently underway in Huntington Beach, Andino unleaded a rebel yell:

“Being honest, more than surfing needs the Olympics, I think the Olympics needs surfing. I think the Olympics are pretty stale and boring and that surfing is the best sport in the world. You add surfing to the Olympics, I think more people will watch it.”

Hammer.

He followed a question from Pete Townend if he would attempt to qualify for the Olympics again and quickly answered, “100%. That’s like asking if the sun is going to come up tomorrow.”

Andino was subsequently defeated by Huntington Beach’s own Kanoa Igarashi, surfing for Japan, in the quarterfinals but, man.

Stale and boring?

Ouch.

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toofattosurf
toofattosurf
4 years ago

never forget the rock slide…

toofattosurf
toofattosurf
4 years ago

…kohole who?

7dollarsurfboard
7dollarsurfboard
4 years ago

Chloe Andeeno, who the fuck is that?

Gwen Walz’s Eyes
Gwen Walz’s Eyes
4 years ago

How s about retiring mid comp at Trestles right after scoring a perfect 10? Ledge

notsurfingtoday
notsurfingtoday
4 years ago

Kolohe’s 540 is nothing compared to these 808s

channelbottom
channelbottom
4 years ago

awesome memories an more innocent time.

Stick man
Stick man
4 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

Not a gun in site…

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
4 years ago

nanylon sisters

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
4 years ago

the plynthe is the vest!

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
4 years ago

ooh la la…ooh la la

FL Skunk Ape
FL Skunk Ape
4 years ago

Hmmm, sure he won’t be complaining about the extra $$$ the Olympic exposure brings to his and all surfers’ bank account.

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
4 years ago
Reply to  FL Skunk Ape

all give-aways for nature/

samwaters
samwaters
4 years ago

Just seems like you can’t put surfing in a box, it seems to elude everyone and seems to have a spirit, a mind of it own.
A sport? With actuall rules?
That will ‘never’ define surfing…

But it seems some will never tire of ‘trying’ to ‘sell’ it..

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
4 years ago
Reply to  samwaters

But you can put fish in a box
Bartons favorite 80s tunesmiths.

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
4 years ago

sardines in oil or water?

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
4 years ago
Reply to  tim_nelsen

Deaf jam

toofattosurf
toofattosurf
4 years ago
Reply to  tim_nelsen

tomato sauce…

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
4 years ago
Reply to  samwaters

gofundnature

Sellme fitzgobbins
Sellme fitzgobbins
4 years ago

Stale and boring pretty much sums up kolohe s career as a pto surfer , paid too much too soon , too comfortable to be hungry , no results
Seems to be a pattern , Fred p , Julian Wilson , etc etc

Trev
Trev
4 years ago

Fuck that. Jules doesn’t have a world title but he has 5 tour event wins and a triple crown. Kolohe hasn’t won shit.

channelbottom
channelbottom
4 years ago

The carbohydrates in bread are easily accessed after being freshly cooked but once the bread goes stale, become locked-up again within the gluten proteins.

If we toast the bread, it ‘relaxes’ the chemistry again, allowing our body to more easily break it down.

Perhaps the Olympics need to be toasted?

But… I’m no food scientist.

MyGFsChinese
MyGFsChinese
4 years ago

It’s such a bummer that Florence got the bum knees and not this sorry bitch

Pauly Matt War-Shore
Pauly Matt War-Shore
4 years ago
Reply to  MyGFsChinese

ouch!

Stick man
Stick man
4 years ago

Projection at it’s finest.

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
4 years ago

the surfer had considered getting an otter tattoo recently, “but this may have changed his mind.”

Last night a little dancer, she came dancing to my door Last night,</u> that little angel, she came pumping on my softtop floor.” absolute chaos…”its better than surfing…more people are watching this.”

8.45M views!

https://www.tmz.com/watch/2…

Occ Topus
Occ Topus
4 years ago
Reply to  tim_nelsen

So good.
d00d should get “Otter’s Bitch’ tattooed on his ass.

Gwen Walz’s Eyes
Gwen Walz’s Eyes
4 years ago

Win a contest Kolohe otherwise your opinion doesn’t mean much.
I suggest a heart transplant. Put Jadsons heart in Kolohes chest.

notsurfingtoday
notsurfingtoday
4 years ago

Better find another heart donor, Jadson well deserves his.

How about a strong-hearted charging, hard-working, humble, happy, blue-collar, low income, crap-sponsored surfer from California? All this with a non-manicured, receding hairline.
Yeah good luck finding one.

Hugh Jorgen
Hugh Jorgen
3 years ago

C’arn now….Nat needs his heart as well, recently becoming a father and all…

Com Turren
Com Turren
4 years ago

Being honest, more than surfing needs the Olympics Kolohe, I think the Olympics Kolohe needs surfing. I think the Olympics are Kolohe’s surfing is pretty stale and boring and that surfing is the best sport in the world

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
4 years ago

“Yeah, PT…that’s what our sponsor’s told us to say…did I say it right?”


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