Photo: DJ Struntz.
Photo: DJ Struntz.

After torturing self for new television program, Australian hunk Chris Hemsworth declares surfing very cold water to be worse than starving, drowning!

"Halfway through, my brain felt like it was being stabbed by a thousand knives."

You, of course, know Chris Hemsworth from his many roles playing variations of Thor. You also must know that he is an avid surfer. Oh, not avid in the modern Jonah Hill iteration but actually legitimate. A surfer’s surfer. The Australian hunk regularly folds our favorite pastime into his life and, thus, is aware of both the hassles and joys. The light pains and small euphorias.

Well, you can then imagine my surprise when Hemsworth declared surfing very cold water to be the worst torture on earth. As part of a new docuseries titled Limitless in which our hero “explores the potential of the human body through a gauntlet of grueling ordeals,” the real life superhero took part in simulated drowning exercises, the sort Navy SEALs do, starved himself for days, pulled a truck with his own bulging muscles. And yet, according to the Men’s Journal:

Hemsworth said the most difficult episode to film involved surfing and swimming in 37-degree water in the Norwegian Arctic.

“Halfway through, my brain felt like it was being stabbed by a thousand knives,” he said.

The actor is no stranger to physical challenges, including chilly water — his personal trainer and longtime friend Luke Zocchi previously told Insider that Hemsworth swears by ice baths to help with muscle aches.

Even with the ice bath practice and being a surfer’s surfing, chilly paddling is the worst thing on earth. Comforting to know, I suppose, that those of us who have surfed in the cold are amongst the toughest people on earth.

Go tell your significant other that you and Thor are basically the same, today.

You and Dion Agius (pictured above).

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7dollarsurfboard

I’d rather stab my own brain a thousand times than being compared to Dion Agius

Italo Post Heat Interview

Ah the perils of having single-digit body fat.

@surfads

‘Halfway through, it was Like being stabbed by one thousand knives’ sounds like me watching an Avengers movie

Chief Hot stuff

In Yepoon.

Steven Warrington Melrose

I get it!! You made me laugh so hard. Others may not understand. But i laughed and laughed. Though you forgot a P. Thor, a indigenous pregnant man, a weird dude with a even weirder nose and of course the concreter. Oh, the arctic must be so sublime. Yeppoon! A place where saltwater crocodiles bask in the sun on every passing iceberg.

Chief Hot stuff

Yep, poon.
I luv it.

Winnie bay redneck

Did Chas surf Bastendorf sans wetsuit? If so that’s gnarly.

tim_nelsen

like JJ, I’d rather be sailing…

http://www.iceboat.org/wp-c…

JohnsKnees

He should have prepared by going to Lairds house first

Low wide stinkbug stance

Like being stabbed by 1000 knives is what pippin said after talking to sauron.

Jimmy the Saint

He must have been using a Billabong wetsuit!

Nonagon_Infinity

Thor world is as cold as ice
Thor world is so nice

Brutus

here’s and idea….get really good wetsuits!

Sean Connery

Thor doesn’t like wetsuits because it hides his muscles


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