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There are rules in our odd surfing world and there are rules. Don’t paddle out in a pack, don’t jibber jabber in the lineup, don’t wear a spring-suit even in spring, don’t skirt around somebody who has been sitting on the peak (unless they are straddling a Wavestorm), don’t throw water in the air in an attempt to entice the “surf gods” to send swell, etc. etc.
DON’T PROVIDE GPS COORDINATES TO EVERY SECRET WAVE IN CALIFORNIA AND HAWAII.
Well, an enterprising Irishman has boldly flouted the all-caps no-no by producing beautiful maps of the Hawaiian islands and California with exact coordinates to every secret wave in the aforementioned plus many more details and has employed “chodes from Manhattan Beach” (according to noted surf personality) to advertise and hopefully sell.
Good idea?
Bold flaunting?
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Ben Marcus doesn’t need a map to find any secret surf spots. He discovered them, each and every one.
Peculiar how they don’t mark any waves on either Moloka’i or Lana’i – because they are SECRET SPOTS.
Yeah the f*** drain pipes smash face and left point just got 100% more crowded since this map came online
Looking forward to using this map on my next trip to the North Shore “Can you help me get to this break please?”
This is Bullshit. Now everyone will know where Pleasure Point is.
Craig’s List: $3.00 per print. ad-adjacent…and banned in most home-owner assination mettings… ’64 poster…post:
1st response: “You’ll never surf there, pal.”
mine: “You want me to sign it?”
https://scontent-sjc3-1.xx….
In related mapping news: the earth is still flat…but mermen were on the prowl seeking havoc on sailing ships and sub-planted the dinosaurs…Kelly what say you? “Not today, I’m
golfingdriving with John Daly.”https://pleated-jeans.com/w…
man? myth, no legend! define chode?
Chode is a silly slang term, but it may have some serious roots. Green’s Dictionary of Slang finds choad in 1968 in the underground Zap Comix, speculating possible connections to the Navajo chodis (“penis”) or Hindu chod (“have sex”).
The term jumped into the mainstream in 1993 thanks to popular potty-talkers Beavis and Butt-Head, when Beavis called Butt-Head a choadsmoker, i.e., cocksucker. The show relished in other uses of chode, leaving many fans puzzled about what the term actually meant.
Indeed, by the late 1990s, some people were arguing that the chode was the perineum (area between the anus and genitalia), slangily known as the taint, gooch, or grundle, among others. And, like a lot of other slang words for taboo body parts (dick, ass), chode went on to insult someone as an “idiot” in the 1990s, with the force of a word like tool or douchebag. ((source dic(tionary).com))
another tranny, another over-exposure…what’s with these freaks? while the commoners try to remain anonymous…also B___M___now i get why he’s so shadowed here, here, there…
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he missed paka!
Plus, he doesn’t even look like he surfs.
Maybe maybe not, but I’m pretty sure you’ll find the map in anyone of their oversized Mercedes vans now.
Bananas
I’ll reveal my secret spot during the Super Bowl of American Football halftime show, on XHamster…
110% on the Human condition part!
https://www.abebooks.com/Su…
B__ M___ appears to have contributed to a book on it…
Irish accents are gay?
I hope they paid you for this advertorial.
Come on boys, Bank Wright did this 40 years ago.
and way more comprehensively
ah ~ er:
Come on boys, Bank Wright did this 40 years ago.
”twas 50 yearz ago, buddy~boy!
’72, if i recall correctly, hahaha!
cool ol’ dude, he used to stop by an ol’ surfin’ shop in Doggie~Town
where i sold, pre-internet, ~ {when ya had to walk inside a real surf~shop to get your gear, yow}
most of his books + surf posters too, “Mountain + Sea”!
woo~woo…
rw
scribol your name…jp’s school assignment…
Enterprising? Irishman? Stunned by the headline alone