A heavy blow.
Days ago it was reported, here, that Emily Ratajkowski had floated a sort of denial that she was involved with Brad Pitt. The model/actress and world’s sexiest man had been linked since her split with not-very-attractive husband though never spotted together. Ratajkowski, anyhow, told the media, “I’m newly single for basically the first time in my life ever, and I just feel like I’m kind of enjoying the freedom of not being super worried about how I’m being perceived.”
Surfers in her hometown of Encinitas, California, immediately perceived thrown smoke, though, exactly like telling someone George’s is pumping when D Street actually is, what with the “newly single” and “kind of enjoying the freedom” and “Brad Spotting” quickly replaced wearing hats as the favorite pastime of locals.
Could he be ordering pizza from East Coast?
Might he be at the Taco Stand drinking a Modelo?
Sitting in Swami’s parking lot watching an older man over-wax his board?
Alas, hearts broke late last night when our famous first daughter was witnessed making out with a disc jockey and not on the Pacific Coast Highway but rather New York.
Per Page Six:
Emily Ratajkowski was spotted packing on the PDA with Orazio Rispo in New York City last Friday night, weeks after sparking romance rumors with Hollywood hunk Brad Pitt.
The model, 31, and the DJ, 35, were photographed during a date night in the Big Apple – and the two certainly weren’t shy about getting intimate in front of the cameras.
Photos show the flirty pair holding each other close before locking lips on the sidewalk near a street lined with cars.
Following the steamy makeout session, Rispo passed a helmet over to Ratajkowski, who hopped on his motorcycle before they zoomed off together. The model held her new beau close as he drove her to their next destination.
Even if Emrata did bring Rispo home with her, I’m near certain no one would care to see him. That time I saw her in Seaside Market with her then-husband did not impress me at all.
Again, he was real squishy faced.
Not perfect like Pitt.
Sad.
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This article is written as if you’re sitting and talking to the people. It’s absolutely horrible that nobody proofed this before you posted it. It’s my first time reading an article on here and I’m not impressed.
The sad picture is Pitt from Legends of the Fall, wtf? Lol.
Cool headline, bro.
Fkcn stupid shit Bono and stupid comments for the most part
worthy.
When the PR dept sitting at the opposite end of the committee chairs says: “be a lesbian, send in one nude shot for general release, and you’ll lose your women’s audience…”
Pro surfers and models and actors and Hollywood worker’s: “Where I do I sign up?”
“I’ve been everywhere, man…” answer: No. But have seen Seven Psychopaths, Judge Roy Bean, and Cyndi Lauper’s Funnel of Love (all filmed there) Does Spahn Ranch count?
I just sent a torrent of warm tadpoles into a Kleenex.
WTF did I just read…
Where am I?
This ain’t it, chaz
too early or too late. this is what i’m stuck on…EOS short on r. Drummond canoeguy soundtrack. “Matt, those are the Flinstone’s…”
to my surprise he responded back…with this: “Have a cigar…”
https://scontent-sjc3-1.xx….
Even with BG’s usual dogshit writing standards, somehow these nonsensical daily tabloid ramblings manage to bring the bar even lower.
Willing to bet Chas grandma was habitual “Enquirer” reader and this is just his safe place..
A restless and creative person such as Chuck, in the same vein as Kerouac, Hunter S., no doubt fueled by vodka, is writing something for eventual publication. These forays into pop-culture merely a pallet-cleanser before the next dish.
TMZgrit
Chas, you are an idiot.
and idiot’s love new company/
So many cows. So little time ….
walk down,….
‘the size of those nips & titties’
am not worthy!
I am starting to understand what Chris Hemsworth was feeling in that cold water
Those are the tears burning on behalf of Encinitas residents.
in OK, they erected a brad pitt tribute…honorable mention pic from aerial photo blog
https://e4p7c9i3.stackpathc…
I think my wife has a smaller version of that tool in her bedside table.
tim the tool guy may ask: “What’s in your toolbox, SC?”
old photos of Ursula Andress?