Much to celebrate.
Champagne corks are shooting skyward in Bondi, Australia and hips are jerking to Meghan Trainor’s hit “Made You Look” as those who call the eastern Sydney suburb home celebrate their shock win as “the world’s most popular beach on TikTok.”
According to the luxury United Kingdom holiday company Destination2, Bondi smashed all-comers by garnering 445.8 million views, over three times the nearest competitor which just so happened to be Pattaya Beach in Thailand.
Coming in fifth and eighth, respectively, were Oahu’s Waikiki and California’s Santa Monica but at such a fraction of TikTok views as to be basically non-competitors.
Longboard tour regional series-esque numbers.
TikTok, as you know, is the preferred social media platform of annoying people and also regularly accused of being a spy tool for the People’s Republic of China.
Very cool.
The World Surf League boasts an impressive 2.1 million followers with many of its videos marked with the disclaimer, “The actions in this video are performed by professionals or supervised by professionals. Do not attempt.”
Do you think the kids at home heed the “no surfing” advice or blatantly ignore?
Would be a lot cooler if they heeded, to be honest.
Here’s the TikTok dance tutorial to the aforementioned “Made You Look,” in any case you’d like to learn.
Enjoy.
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So much better than the pebbles in the parking lot at Doheny
you’re a jer
jl-off!
Did that rat move into a career in politics?
I’ll settle for this beach today https://uploads.disquscdn.c…
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FBI
that will be for “coasteering”!!!
that looks funs!!
Thought you were going to drop a photo of Dez at Bondi!! Although that could be him going incognito
Saw that! A couple days ago. And they had vids/photos
https://www.google.com/url?…
God Damn! I could see myself making some very questionable decisions in Pattaya with stories that don’t make it home.
Yeah but those are probably trannies with fake tits.
“Lady-boys” 🤣
Hate to break it to you but Waikiki and “Santa Monica” (not sure what that means relative to beaches) are the pereneums of their areas. Kind of sensitive but stank ass.
Did Pismo come in dead last again?