The pair now plan to travel to Kelly Slater’s Surf Ranch for further instruction.
It’s been a tough few weeks for the Nigerian-born UFC superstar Israel Adesanya, who finally relinquished his middle-weight belt after five successful belt defences.
If you watched the November 13 fight, oowee, Izzy got stung by three-tons of ass-kicking horse in the human form of Brazilian kickboxer Alex Pereira.
Since the L, Adesanya has been smoothing himself out in French Polynesia, specifically on the island of Tahiti, and alongside Raimana Van Bastolaer, former Teahupoo ambassador turned smiling face of the Surf Ranch, and described as human Viagra by eighties supermodel Cindy Crawford.
(Viagra is a medication used to treat erectile dysfunction or to ramp up an already tumescent womb-duster. Side effects include deeply satisfied gal, a terrible chafing on shaft and a reputation as a pussy assassin.)
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In a series of photos and video posted by Raimana on Instagram, we see thirty-three-year-old Adesanya, a former dance champion along with his UFC titles and various kickboxing trophies, display his uncanny balance on a Mick Fanning softboard after being whipped into a wave, and kicked along by Raimana’s invaluable advice.
“Go! Stand up! Relax, relax, relax, relax, good, relax, relax,” tells the Champ.
The pair now plan to travel to Kelly Slater’s Surf Ranch for further instruction.
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In an anime storyline, this would be the moment when the protagonist unexpectedly picks up some alternative training to level up.
Surfs Better than ELO
Last summer I kept the bush trimmed and had wonderful rose buds.
This summer I only have one word on my tongue, succulents
I like Izzy, but damn that was hard to watch. Still, he looked like he was having fun and you know what they say about that…
Val step-offs… that’ll do me.
Raimama “the yeller” patented teaching style
at the pool: go go go go go go go go…let go! let go…
in the ocean: go go go go go go go. wipeout!
Step-off surf lessons…that’s a new one. Fix his stance Viamana…shit I’m sure he’s paying you a fortune.
Fuck the UFC
UFC Grit! I’m Disappointed that Lewis Hamilton’s epic barrel at Kelly’s ranch has gone unreported.
Ultimate Beach Grit
he won a rainbow-infused ribbon and thought it was a noose!
Really think Is got caught up with all the smoke up the arse from the fat man.
He’ll go core again, I hope.