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World Surf League (center) wonders where the love went. Photo: House of Gucci
World Surf League (center) wonders where the love went. Photo: House of Gucci

Blood Feud: Official forecasting partner of World Surf League savagely snubs Pro Pipeline after tasting its own dizzying success with “best day in surfing history!”

Where has the love gone?

Today is the very first day of professional surfing, at its highest level, for 2023 though you’d be hard pressed to know it if you were lallygagging at Surfline. The official forecasting partner of the World Surf League, usually gratingly effusive before Championship Tour events, is entirely silent. Not one slide referencing the Billabong Pro Pipeline, not one sidebar mentioning that its window is now open, no photographs of Kelly Slater doing this…

Or this…

Crickets.

A Google search for “Surfline Billabong Pro Pipeline forecast for 2023″ will turn up Surfline’s 2022’s call plus Swellnet’s current one. And a trip to Surfline’s Pipeline section has not been updated (at 9:13 am Pacific Standard time of writing), declaring the surf to be 8-12ft “poor to fair” with Sunday’s outlook “poor quality overall — jumbled, mixed-up surf and with onshore wind. Cleaner for leeward areas of the island.”

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And what sort of snub is this?

Which manner of savagery?

Could it be that after staging the “best day in surfing history” Surfline has seen the future and that it should be the “global home of surfing” as opposed to Santa Monica?

As you recall, Surfline was responsible for The Eddie and its memory is still lingering. The aforementioned slides not referencing the Pro Pipeline at Surfline.com are stocked with Eddie nostalgia, the sidebars selling women’s underwear.

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All causing surf fans to wonder.

Is there a coup underway?

And if yes, would you prefer Surfline or the World Surf League as stewards of this sport of kings?

Much to ponder.

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Ciao Ibellicose

they put up a surfline forecast synopsis, which joel turpel capped with the least appropriate “exciting” in the history of unexciting excitings

Black Rubber

Aren’t the sidebar ads driven by your browsing history?

Ciao Ibellicose

yea mine are all pangoulin ads

Board Barnacle

Punting, porn and BG.

Nonagon_Infinity

Chas does surf journalism stuff, like reporting the pipe forecast, but forgets why he went to surfline after adjacent story presents itself..

PacificNorthPest

Kelly is Tony obvs

PacificNorthPest

Leo Fio is Furio

Chief Hot stuff

Its been fat and mushy ever since JMD took the job

Tom

Maybe waiting for Apple watch forecast??

Otto

I thought the global home of surfing coup, the coup in Peru, was last month.

J H

#teamsurfline

Rocks local

Coos Bay obviously the correct answer…Chas just trolling for love

Stick man

How Oregonal!

ValiantScorn

All that matters is how gay they are, and leash placement…

@surfads

E Lo is little Carmine. Nick Carroll is Johnny Sac.

Gil Gunderson

And Pip is Big Pussy Bonpensiero

davidcarson

” you think your so special just cuz you called the Eddie, well We got the Duke!! Nananahna”

samwaters

No offense Chase, , but BG’s side-bars have ads for McDonalds, copy machines, and a litany of things that come and go.

NEGATRON

We know you don’t like the Surf industry Freerider so kept it more generic.

Jimmy the Saint

Competition off for the day, but hardcore surf fans left wondering why there is a book about Ducks on the WSL coffee table?

davidcarson

No it’s dukes. They have a new Duke award!!!

Rocks local

unrelated to this stream, but tracked down and read ‘Sinatra has a cold’ … great piece, thanks for the note, not sure how I missed it all these years.

Jimmy the Saint

Read the Loser, epic story

tim_nelsen

his way or no way…

PacificNorthPest

I have no idea why they didn’t call it on, big ass surf and definitely plenty of “air wind”

Stick man

Steve Airwind

tim_nelsen

trash guy bought a hockey team for his kid…city surfing. inspired by mighty/


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