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Yves Saint Laurent (pictured) dreaming of surf. Photo: YSL film
Yves Saint Laurent (pictured) dreaming of surf. Photo: YSL film

Luxury house Saint Laurent wows high society, offers exclusive must-have $25,000 surfboard!

Invest in your future.

Christmas is over, the fattened goose consumed entirely, her bones boiled into a healthy broth that will be forgotten in the back of the refrigerator. But did you get what you wanted from your loved one or ones? A high-end leather wallet? Maybe a cardigan from Anna Sui? Well, if not don’t you worry as you are an adult who can purchase your own goods.

Some Rivvia trunks, deeply discounted?

A surfboard from luxury house Saint Laurent that, while not deeply discounted, comes in the shade of chrome.

Shaped in collaboration with UWL, a very chic French shop, the board comes in the shade of chrome, as mentioned, and retails for $25,000.

No dimensions given.

While you may guffaw at the price, imagine how boss you’d feel paddling out at your local on it and perching in the lineup.

I’d have to think it would be such a power move that many more good things would come your way. A promotion at work all the way to the tippy-top. Love interests emerging from all corners. Recognition as a man, or woman, of power and taste.

Invest in your future.

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tim_nelsen

keep postin

tim_nelsen

we’re all riding on the marrekesh express…

tim_nelsen

thought he was with you asking if he can start up the particle generator

AI (for ever) .

“ waving frantically “

Chas, look, over here !

Your first copy and paste shark story for the new year!!

https://www.abc.net.au/news…

Mingus park tweaker

This makes me feel better about blowing a thousand bucks per Pyzel to fund John Johns sailing trips.

Chief Hot stuff

This is so last year.

Gil Gunderson

Hi, is this still available? What litres is it? I only ride 29.86lt. Does it come with sode fins and a leg cord? Would you be able to deliver? TIA

tim_nelsen

three four new year’s eve Dad’s jokes:

I was willing to sell my avator to the pro surfer I was copy-catting. He says: “I have enough of them already. Let me ask the wife!”

A man who had too much to drink decides to walk home on New Year’s Eve. A policeman stops the man and asks where he is going. “I’m on my way to a lecture,” the man replies.
The cop scoffs, “Who gives lectures on New Year’s Eve?” “My wife,” the man answers.

My New Year’s resolution was to give up all of my bad habits, but no one likes a quitter.

I love when they drop the ball in Times Square. It’s a nice reminder of what I did all year.

Stick man

They “drop the ball” around here cada dia…

tim_nelsen

oui, oui…

tim_nelsen

ed note: their were no Dads here

Mapski

Isn’t that Derek?

Mapski

Would buy, but all my F-you money is tied up in Trump NFT’s.


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