Pressure builds for “kook” ban at Waimea
Bay following near-death collision involving vulnerable adult
learner and legendary waterman as lifeguard warns, “No more of this
BS! Anyone that doesn’t belong there is being sent in!”
By Derek Rielly
“He never even tried to turn!”
The noted Hawaiian lifeguard Joey Cadiz has come out
swinging after legendary big-wave surfer and ocean paddler Chris
Owens was hospitalised following a collision with an
out-of-control surfer at Waimea Bay yesterday.
Owens, who survived a one-minute hold-down at Mavericks a few
years back in surf deemed too big to run the Mavericks Invitational
contest (“I went down and said hello to my friends Mark Foo and
Sion Milosky”), was surfing a mid-sized day at Waimea when he was
taken out by a clumsy drop in.
“NO MORE OF THIS BS!! Anyone that doesn’t belong there is being
SENT IN!”
In a subsequent post on his own Instagram page Cadiz wrote,
“No more entitled individuals that buy a gun and “think” they
can surf Waimea. People that can barely swim, dependent on their
floatation, board , and luck by shoulder-hopping. Y’all DONE!!! I
train for the worst possible situation and I’m READY for it! But
not what I go out there for! Take a good moment to think about
your abilities, training, preparation, and awareness before you
paddle out next time!”
Comments on both posts went straight for the jugular.
Changes need to be made!!! Need to harden up folks!!! When
you see something do something we all need to step up and do what’s
right!!! No worry about what’s legal sorry if I sound savage hahah
but this shit is out of control on many levels
Crazy how if you slap a donkey for burning you, you can get
arrested.. but donkey can run you over, take you away from surf/
work for months.. and gets no punishment
This kook should have gotten cracks on the beach. No place
for this out there.
That’s so fucked! The exact reason I didn’t surf there
today. Too many kooks because it’s not bombing! But imagine it is
and these kooks are out there tryina literally kill us!!!! Fuck
that guy. He needs a north shore warm up head slap at the very
least.
Ocean Beach surfers wax big-wave guns as
San Francisco set to be hit with “brutal” once-in-a-generation
storm!
By Chas Smith
Apocalypse tomorrow.
After seemingly years of mild and/or hot days and
nights with no more than a bit of dew licking lawns each
morning, California is experiencing a wild weather wave. Many feet
of snow in the mountains, deluges of water flooding down Los
Angeles streets, San Francisco set to be hit by a storm so wild
that its like has not been seen in a generation.
The National Weather Service released the stern warning reading,
“To put it simply, this will likely be one of the most impactful
systems on a widespread scale that this meteorologist has seen in a
long while. The impacts will include widespread flooding, roads
washing out, hillside collapsing, trees down (potentially full
groves), widespread power outages, immediate disruption to
commerce, and the worst of all, likely loss of human life. This is
truly a brutal system that we are looking at and needs to be taken
seriously.”
While caution should certainly be pursued, Ocean Beach surfers
are likely licking their lips while waxing their big wave guns.
Any wave slider worth her salt has, of course, made pilgrimage
to OB to at least stand on the bluff and watch the brethren paddle
for six hours sometimes without reaching the lineup. The more
robust has joined them in that paddling, breathing in the cold
brine to the point of puking. Very fun but nothing gets the
hardened locals off like massive and unruly.
How massive and unruly will it be during the apocalypse? Only
time will tell.
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The 55-year-old was integral to our space,
competing as a pro skateboarder and snowboarder and co-founding DC
shoes before going on to mass motosport fame.
Action sports icon and founder of DC Shoes
Ken Block killed in snowmobile accident near his Utah home, “He was
a legend, bigger than life, making his shock death, hours ago, that
much greater”
By Chas Smith
How does one even begin to process utter
tragedy?
This extreme sport community, our surfing,
skateboarding, snowboarding etc. is small by any standard.
Those here who grew up hustling to the beach, building plywood
mini-ramps in driveways, clipping tickets under icy skies have
experienced a very similar thrill and likely played across all
fields.
And, so, surfing mourns alongside snow and moto today in the
revelation of Ken Block’s unexpected death, killed in a snowmobile
accident near his Woodland, Utah, home.
The 55-year-old was integral to our space, competing as a pro
skateboarder and snowboarder and co-founding DC shoes before going
on to mass motosport fame.
He was a legend, bigger than life, making his shock death, hours
ago, that much greater.
I knew Ken a little bit through the wife.
We went snowboarding in Japan together on a family trip, one
winter, and he was funny, engaging, a wonderful father. My young
daughter was immediately drawn to him and he’d pick her up, flip
her in the air, give her a taste of that extreme life.
It’s gut-wrenching to think of his family now.
How does one even begin to process utter tragedy? To have a
gaping hole so violently ripped into the fabric without warning?
There’s some small consolation, I suppose, in the aforementioned
smallness of our community.
The family nature, and mourning, of a shared bond.
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In unexpected scholastic smack, world’s
most recognized surfer Kelly Slater tops list of words or phrases
that should be “banished” in 2023!
By Chas Smith
It is what it is.
It is, officially, time to put the old out and bring the
new in. To forget the things that annoyed, bothered, were
otherwise lame and embrace the fresh and untainted. Thankfully, the
faculty of Lake Superior State University in Michigan take it upon
themselves to publish a list, annually, of words or phrases that
should be banished from the English language.
This year, though, surfers were shocked to find the eleven-time
world champion Kelly Slater’s name included at the very tippy top
as “GOAT” was, apparently, the most misused, overused or
useless.
“The singularity of ‘greatest of all time’ cannot happen, no
way, no how. And instead of being selectively administered, it’s
readily conferred,” said Peter Szatmary, a spokesperson for Lake
State.
(In the spirit of full disclosure, a review of NPR
transcripts revealed at least 17 candidates for the “greatest of
all time” on our air in 2022 alone, including soccer players Pelé,
Lionel Messi and Diego Maradona, the long-distance runner Eliud
Kipchoge, the U.S. track Olympian Allyson Felix, the women’s tennis
star Serena Williams alongside a trio of her male colleagues Roger
Federer, Novak Djokovic and Rafael Nadal, the quarterback Tom
Brady, the hockey player Wayne Gretzky, NBA standouts Michael
Jordan, Lebron James and Bill Russell, the surfer Kelly Slater, the
video game Elden Ring and a Pakistani goat with very long
ears.)
Lake State’s faculty judges would likely argue that was too
many people (and non-people) described as “the greatest of all
time.” “Words and terms matter. Or at least they should,” Szatmary
said.
Ouch but very sensible.
Slater’s name appeared, here, some 178 times
in headlines alone, in 2022 and we might all agree that it was
enough but still. It is rare that surfers, surfing, surf make it
into the lamestream conversation. To have it in the number one slot
of things that need to be banished is… sad.
Following “GOAT,” in any case, were:
2. Inflection point
3. Quiet quitting
4. Gaslighting
5. Moving forward
6. Amazing
7. Does that make sense?
8. Irregardless
9. Absolutely
10. It is what it is
Left off were “vectors” leaving World Surf League CEO Erik Logan
quietly fist pumping.
Also “hand jam.”
Joe Turpel equally psyching.
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Historian skewers Australia’s wild
“surf-misogyny” in search for forgotten female champion, “She is
the most overlooked and hardest-done-by surfer in the sport’s
history!”
By Matt Warshaw
"At 15, just after winning her first national
title, Trim was asked to pose naked, on her back, beneath a
surfboard, for a full-page magazine ad."
Nat Young’s SURFER Magazine report on the 1969
Australian National Titles, a five-round marathon held that year in
Western Australia, mostly at Margaret River, skips
completely over the women’s event and doesn’t even bother to post
the final results.
(For the record: Josette Largardare won,
followed by Nola Shepherd. We’ll skip the men’s.)
Is it fair to make Young the exemplar of shitty treatment of
women surfers during this period? Probably not.
For all that Young built his surfing career on arrogance
and bluster and overwhelming force (Bob McTavish described him
as “Australia’s answer to
Bismark,” and Young’s 1998 autobiography was shyly
titled Nat’s Nat and That’s That), he has also proven to be
open to change and progress and reinvention. Church of the
Open Sky (2019), Young’s second autobiography, finds him in a
spotlight-sharing mood, with much love and attention going to his
wife and daughter.
On the other hand, from the mid-’60s to the early ’70s the
Australian surfing universe revolved around Young like planets
around the sun, and if American default position with regard to
women’s surfing was to ignore it, the Aussie way to ignore and
debase it in equal measure, and Young was certainly on point
there—the opening chapter of Nat’s Nat contains a wistful look back
at the gang-banging he and his Collaroy Surf Club friends did on
the regular with a school-age girl Young identifies as “the
Grunter.” Aussie surf-misogyny was truly in a league alone.
Much work remains to be done in simply taking full measure of
the injustices, large and small, heaped upon female surfers
over the years.
But at the same time, and without reducing or distracting from
that injustice, surf history needs to swing its attention to the
fact that, barriers and all, women went surfing, and loved it, and
that some gifted few—then, as today—were incredibly good at it.
The history they made was barely broadcast at the time, or not
broadcast at all. The skill and flair they brought to the game went
mostly undocumented. The sport is paying for this still, and will
be for a long while.
The mark left on surfing by women in the 1960s and ’70s in many
ways consists of the mark left upon them—or, rather, the
erasure.
(2020’s Girls Can’t Surf jumped
the queue in that it presents the second chapter of a struggle that
was engaged two generations earlier. No fault to the Girls
producers, though, because good luck finding enough photos and
movie clips of women surfers from the ’60s and ’70s to fill out a
feature-length documentary.)
So how do we erase the erasure?
More to the point, how do we raise up and salute Judy Trim?
This is not a rhetorical question. I’m asking as a
gatekeeper of surf history who is amazed and slightly panicked at
the lack of source material available to fill out a basic
Encyclopedia of Surfing page for Trim, two-time Aussie National
Champion and three-time qualifier for the World Championships, and
possibly the most overlooked and hardest-done-by surfer in the
sport’s history.
Nearly everything I have on Trim bends toward indignity. At
15-years-old, just after winning her first national title, Trim was
asked to pose naked, on her back, beneath a surfboard, for a
full-page magazine ad. She refused, another girl took the job, and
Trim claimed that was the end of her board sponsorship.
In 1968, Trim, as the reigning Australian champion, was invited
to the World Championships in Puerto Rico. The two top-ranked
Aussie men (Nat Young and Midget Farrelly) both had all travel
expenses covered. Trim was left to wrangle the funds herself, and
the round-trip fare from Sydney to San Juan was steep.
The Aussie team flew off without her. Margo Godfrey, another
15-year-old regularfoot phenom, won the contest—nobody in Puerto
Rico was close. Trim would have given Margo a run for the
title.
1972, same thing. World title invite extended. No money to pay
for the trip. Except by this time Judy had come out as gay,
meaning the sport had even less time or interest in her. Trim hung
around competitive surfing for another two years, but by 1975, at
age 22, she was done, and with the creation of world tour pro
surfing about monopolize the conversation for the rest of the
decade and into the ’80s, Trim was forgotten before she’d even had
a chance to dry off.
So there’s my a grim and depressing little sketch of Judy Trim,
and that’s exactly what I’m talking about.
It’s so lopsided. Trim’s story, as told, is important.
But it is also incomplete and buried in grievance and I don’t
have the material to go any further, which in a way perpetuates the
rip-off. I can’t find a description, anywhere, for example, of
how Trim actually surfed. I have zero film footage of her, and just
two action photos, both duds.
She was tall and blond, with big front teeth and an easy smile,
and I gather from some of the Facebook comments posted after her
death, in 2018 (she was 64; cause of death is unclear, but her
post-surfing life was checkerboarded with drugs, alcohol, and
recovery) that Judy was outgoing, loyal, funny, and
smart-mouthed.
How to define Trim more on her own terms, rather than what was
visited upon her?
Again, not rhetorical.
Any photos out there?
Did you ever surf Did you ever surf with Trim, or watch her
surf, or know somebody that watched her surf?
How good was she; what made her stand out?
From the Facebook comments, I know there was joy and flash and
stoke in Trim’s surf life, and that should be given equal time, at
least, with the cultural beatdowns.
(You like this? Matt Warshaw delivers a sassy surf essay every
Sunday, PST. All of ’em a pleasure to read. Maybe time to subscribe
to Warshaw’s Encyclopedia of Surfing, yeah? Three
bucks a month.)