Advertisement
John John (right) the last winner. Photo: The Eddie
John John (right) the last winner. Photo: The Eddie

The Eddie, world’s most prestigious surf contest, called back on for January 22 sending surf fans into spasms of glee!

Hope springs!

Surf fans have certainly straddled the yo-yo this first month of 2023. Sometime near its wild beginning, surf fans became elated when the world’s most prestigious surf contest, The Eddie Aikau Invitational, was greenlit for the first time in eight years for a Jan 11 running. Oh the big wave event, which only occurs when waves darken the horizon at Waimea Bay, is something to behold. The best surfers on earth participate in that natural aquatic amphitheater to the delight of all.

It is a rarity and surf fans could just taste when it was called off do a funky forecast.

Surfline, masterfully, broadcast the day but, at the end, contest organizers were proved correct, as it was wonky and a li’l funky, and also hinted that January 22 was looking promising.

Being so far off, and being jilted already, surf fans sobbed into BJ’s Pizza hankies.

Unbelieving.

But here we are, two days away from the aforementioned 22 and back on we are, this time in honor of famed Waikiki beachboy Roy “China” Uemura who passed away days ago.

It must be assumed that the invitees, who packed their bags and raced to Oahu ten-ish days ago, are still there, champing at the bit, ready to drop into history.

All fingers, legs and other things crossed.

We will keep abreast of the forecast but do no lose hope.

Light a candle and put on windowsill for this Sunday we shall all be entertained.*

*Entertained, at the very least, by Cincinnati vs. Buffalo then Dallas vs. San Francisco. Who you got?

0 0 votes
Article Rating

Commented on Disqus? Log out, tap the Disqus button, and your old name and comments come back. The box is ours.

Join the discussion

Your comments are still here. Every one of them.

Twelve years of BeachGrit comments came across from Disqus. Connect and we will show you how many are yours. We get your username, nothing else.

Unclaimed
Handle
Comments
Posting since

Connect Disqus to reveal.

Subscribe
Notify of
39 Comments
Newest
Oldest Most Voted
UncleD. 🅾️U

Geez i thought some of the SC (streak chats) were bad , but most of this shit here is different level .

Gino

Thankyou for writing champing,not chomping.

Instalo Feedeira

I hope the wind cooperates and cancels it once more.

tim_nelsen

AtStab,
Smith quickly earned a following for his flippant
wicked-smart observations of the more urbane pro tour party scene. He
loved provocation, and drew attention and a bit of ire as the editor of

December, 2008 “Fascism Issue.” He gained further notoriety in 2009 for
an ugly public dust-up with two-time world champion Mick Fanning (more at Beachgrit.com)

Simcha

Stay with the boat

Andy Aames

I think Felipe Toledo has a real shot this year.

Mapski

Eddie, Eddie, Eddie…don’t you guys realize the Slo Cal Pismo Open starts on the 23rd?!

tim_nelsen

trade puka beads and rum for a boatload of clams…

any damage reports?

Michael Flatlately

What sauce did you go for inside the sandwich?

FL Skunk Ape

Bengals in the upset special, getting it done on the road. Niners over Dallas and it’s not particularly close with the Niners D up in Dak’s mug all day long.

c4

Looking forward to it.

rocky's pohaky

https://www.pacioos.hawaii….
not gonna go Dec 21 was bigger.

Otto

Quite a claim. You sure you’re not 1/16th Brazilian?

Jen See

Not even the tiniest bit Brazilian! All truth!

Otto

Spoken like a true 1/4 Brazilian.

Stick man

Ajencai Bowl

Low wide stinkbug stance

Too much info!

Instalo Feedeira

She didn’t thank god at the end of her text so defs not Brazzo.

Rocks local

… this was genius. Deserves a pin

Michael Flatlately

The ‘inside source’!

Jimmy the Saint

“There’s an old saying in Tennessee — I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can’t get fooled again.”
George W. Bush

tim_nelsen

St. i’m confused. cue Nobody’s Fool by Poco/

Pauly Matt War-Shore
@surfads

As a committed pragmatist and
procrastinator myself, I must say I am a fan of this newfound approach of speculative hesitancy and non committal uncertainty on behalf of the organisers, best summed up as:

Eddie might go

Andy C

I’m more cynical,

Eddie’s a lazy cunt

J H

Technically he’s dead so…

Andy C

So he can’t go …?

J H

Most definitely not…

Stick man

That’s why Eddie “Would” Go…provided he could.

Brutus

but, “Eddie Went!”

tim_nelsen

biggest sized big wave board u shaped for such a surfer, not named…but offer dimensions and for what spot?

Stick man

Eddie would went.

Low wide stinkbug stance

I heard he’s hanging with jim morrison and elvis.

J H

Great band!

tim_nelsen

along those lines…Astro intro’ed kommieteriat…Crosby passed…naturalist’s are claimin him as such…”a commie derelict that sang like a Byrd.”

tim_nelsen

still sending invites on Hallmark Cards…at all levels…FAA says: “Don’t fly.”

Capt Sensible

But Eddie actually went that’s why they hold the event ..it’s a conundrum.

Skippy

I’m going with the Bengals and the 49ers, hate-watching the Cowboys almost as fun as clowning ELo.

Rocks local

… on board with all this //


39
0
Would love your thoughts, please comment.x
()
x