“I’d never done [ecstasy] before. I didn’t even know he’d put it in my drink!"
In a jaw-dropping interview, Pamela Anderson has revealed it was the notorious party drug ecstasy, famous for turning whomever is in your immediate vicinity into the greatest love of your life, a drug by turns absurd and compelling, for her decision to dump Kelly Slater and marry glam-rocker Tommy Lee.
Anderson, now fifty-five, tied the knot with Lee after he followed her to Cancun, Mexico, after which she says the drummer spiked her champagne with ecstasy.
“I’d never done [ecstasy] before. I didn’t even know he’d put it in my drink,” Anderson said in an interview with Dax Shepard on the Armchair Expert podcast. “My skin was melting, I was drugged out.”
And then,
“[Tommy] goes, ‘Do you want to get married? And I go, ‘Absolutely!’”
Anderson, who was supposed to meet Slater’s family in Florida following the shoot, had to call the then twenty-three-year-old two-time world champ and explain why she wouldn’t be swinging by to meet Mama Judy or brothers Stephen and Sean.
“My first phone call was to him to tell him I was married. He was like, ‘What?’ That was horrible.”
Slater, whose every pectoral and abdominal muscle is still clearly defined and who is still in the full rude vigour of perfect health, is a testimony to the long-term benefits of abstinence, as compared to Lee, now sixty, who is a dried-up stick of a guy, neck shivering with turkey wattles, hair died a sad onyx.
Anderson divorced Lee after a DV beat-down for which he was imprisoned and married another five men in her desperate search for a meaningful love, although no one could compare to Slater.
“He was my big love actually,” says Anderson. “He was such a sweetheart to me, and so good to me.”
Slater, meanwhile, has maintained a steady relationship with Chinese bikini designer Kalani Miller for an astonishing fifteen years.
The pair are yet to marry but, says Slater, he and Miller plan to wed in the future.
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an interuption from Wayne & Patagonia and a message from the Dept of Energy…SPAM!
pamela toe: “Can I write Tommy. slash/ Kelly on my arm?”
Don’t forget Julian Assange.
hey piece on the chessboard. real wall of sound!
Kelly was her first love and she my first wank.
This explains why Slater likes to steal people’s thunder.
I’m concerned that the good name of ecstasy has been tarnished by this article.
If Kalani wants Slater to marry her….
Just bring him to Mexico and don’t forget the ecstasy
Best she can do is Ayahuasca in Costa Rica
“He was such a sweetheart to me, and so good to me.” that’s why I decided to cheat on him with a scumbag. But hey, blame the drug.
That line worked for me back in the 80s…
And not long after, Kelly formed his own rock band and started spiking drinks with chia seeds..
Lee would be arrested for that type of behavior today, and rightfully so!
Seriously. Not sure what the Statue of Limitations is in Mex but that is not a good look.
Federales at the door?
“. a dried-up stick , neck shivering with turkey wattles, hair died a sad onyx.”
She really let herself go hey?
Harsh but true, slater dodge that bullet.
Poor Pam
DR, where does this one rank in your compendium of BG articles you’ve written and curated?
Know so much about this book of Pammy’s, that I’m considering not buying it now.
Forgot how much the world crushed on her in the 1990s. Cindy Crawford, too. One can’t fault Slater for his life, either. Fucker has cashed out his lottery ticket, that’s for sure.
The fact he managed find an billionaire stupid enough to buy his wave train pool and offloaded it with a minimum lost was god’s looking after him.
When your selling a multi , multi million dollar dud…you only get one Ziff a lifetime.
Buy my wave pool…..wait , you want more? Ring now and you get more for free….a entire pro surfing competition!!!!
Ring now and be given a water person of the year award!
Wait….and steak knives!!
RING NOW 1800SUCKEr
Yasmine Bleeth too. Has aged fucking horrendously though
His company OuterKnown claims to be “sweat shop free.” It is not.
Please explain.
Can we get a Pammy badge going?