See to believe!
Oh but what is the longest wave you’ve ever surfed? An endless right-hander somewhere near Salina Cruz? A forever left in Fiji? I’d have to say mine happened in a quaint inland California town named Lemoore. For there, nestled amongst the cows and navy flyboys, rests Kelly Slater’s miracle. A “6+ foot barreling wave of consequence that travels across a 2300-foot basin yielding rides up to a minute long.”
Yes, one ride at that Surf Ranch will reveal how out of shape one truly is. Thighs burn, somewhere in the middle, and arms ache from flapping like an elegant bird. It feels like forever and a mercy when it ends but that is all absolutely nothing compared to the half-mile ride Los Angeles surfer Michael deNicola bagged at world-famous Malibu.
The iconic break has, of course, a number of legendary rides that locals still sit and whistle about. Laird Hamilton SUPing through the pier during a 100-year storm. Original Z-Boy Allen Sarlo surfing around the pier. And now deNicola’s feat of human strength.
The business took place some months ago, on January 5th, but has just come to light thanks to a thrilling Malibu Times recounting.
“It wasn’t a beautiful day to surf, but I was excited by the energy in the water,” the 55-year-old artist explained. “I rode a 7’7” board, shaped by Bruce Fowler, with a quad setup that had a fifth fin the size of a guitar pick to help with turns. We’d been playing with that design for about six years.”
dNicola surfed for multiple hours before taking off on a gem that allowed him to speed past multiple sections.
“I knew I definitely didn’t want to get stuck in those rocks, so I did everything I could to keep moving, even as the wave began to flatten out,” he declared.
Those watching from a nearby ocean club understood they were witnessing history as deNicola just kept going and going and going until he made it all the way past the restaurant and into the history books.
“I was high on adrenaline from the victory, but my legs were so tired that I practically had to crawl out of the water,” he said. “I started surfing at 12. I’ve surfed big waves all over the world. I’ve had injuries that I thought would prevent me from ever surfing again. Yet, at 55, I’d experienced a breakthrough at a beach I’ve been surfing my whole life. It feels even more special to find a great wave to yourself in a city as populous as Los Angeles.”
Entirely special.
And/or available for $10,000 in Lemoore.
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with Moody Blues at Universal Amp. no pit dancing and no orchestra. went to Sunset Blvd once…Madame Wong’s East. multiple weird bands on multiple floors. never my scene. but to go back? Whiskey A Go-Go would have been nice. In the 70s!
rollin on ol’ moss and/or rage pit dancing…? jukebox is on! Fixx ME Up…saved by O…https://youtu.be/JHYIGy1dyd8
yeah. there’s really no before and after…except the years the feds tore the whole place down
At our age surfing is a mellow laidback feeling. To get that excitement that the young surfers have when starting their journey of surfing and discovery is truly a blessing indeed. I stand and bow for my fellow old guy’s surfer that showed us at even our age the impossible is possible! Truly a great achievement in your legacy. Keep them youngsters on their toes because the “Old Guy’s Rule”, still applies. God bless and 🤙 Shaka Bra!
Great wave!
I can only hope I can surf that well at 55!!
environment over easy…
the County is raising the wage next year for social servants and idiot servants…a good surf Day there…i’ll find the destruction pics and late…out/
What happened to Malibu pier, did it get washed away? I’m not even Californian but that’s not Malibu.
still standing? please sit down!
https://www.ovationguitars….
I wonder if it also comes in FCSII plugs.
there’s an angle: hair, wine, longest wave, butt/
Topanga not Malibu.
So we count not making end sections these days?
‘and arms ache from flapping like an elegant bird’ correction… arm aches from dislocation
Rides of 600/700 metres around here not uncommon.
Fake news. That’s not Malibu but Topanga.
Couldn’t you get that exact ride at SanO anytime its head high and blown out?
IF only Andy Lyon had been there to prevent this ride from happening!
Is going straight surfing?
is going missionary still sex? is a California roll actually sushi? is a walk-off walk an rbi? are chas/DR journalists? Sometimes the bars are set low, my friend…
YES to all but the California roll as the crab (if it’s real) was likely steamed.
we eat the beards and the shrimp’s spines from the sustainable trash take-out bins. Monday is Trash dumpster Day. found no poke. tonight.
Do you identify as a pelican?
seagull.
There’s a sea bird above you
Gliding in one place like Jesus in the sky
FREEBIRD!!!!!!!
The guitar pick was thinking
fuckin clocks
OK, I’m back. Had to go puke from seasickness after watching that footage.
“What is the longest wave you’ve ever surfed?” Maybe a quarter mile at a break in northern California.
I think it was the guitar pick fin that held him back from making that last section.
Wave so faceless I thought it was Morro Bay for a second.
I definitely would have threatened violence if a buddy of mine wanted to post that of me.
You could pay Malibu enforcer Andy Lyon to inflict the violence for you.
All bark no bite with that one
The scrolling credits make you think you’re about to watch Laird’s Millennium wave for the first time.
Then you watch it, and it isn’t even Malibu and the guy is a massive Gumby.
Faceless of Depth
That’s like having a two hour drunken root and not being able to cum, then you lose your erection and she finishes herself.
Love it
standin O/