"This is floating, dead fish."
It has not been a good weekend for Ron DeSantis. But mere days ago Florida’s governor, re-elected in a November landslide, was riding has high as any politician since Ronald Reagan in 1984. Not a cloud in his sky. Though he has not officially declared his candidacy for the 2024 United States Presidential election, the skinny thick 44-year-old seemed to have all the momentum in the world leading polls etc.
Well, ex-President Donald J. Trump, who has officially declared, has not taken kindly to the Republican upstart and has been ramping up pointed attacks which reached crescendo at a Saturday rally mere blocks away from the famed BSR Surf Ranch. The controversial developer openly mocked DeSantis from the stage for begging for his endorsement when he was ran for governor that first time and also declared he hadn’t really done anything for the Sunshine State.
“Remember one thing: Florida has been tremendously successful for many years, long before this guy became governor,” Trump bellowed. “Florida was tremendously successful under Rick Scott. … [And] whether you like him or not, Charlie Crist was very successful, he was a Republican at the time. But Florida has been successful for decades, in fact, probably as or more successful than it is now.”
Heavy.
And Floridian surf great Kelly Slater, maybe sensing blood, pounced.
Taking to Instagram the 11x World Champion and noted environmentalist declared, “This is floating, dead fish. Florida water regulation/red tide/agricultural/runoff issues need to be taken very seriously and handled properly. Would love to see @flgovrondesantis addressing this situation. This continues to be an environmental disaster in our state year after year.

A well-timed and do you think Gov. DeSantis will bend his ear, trying to curry favor with the state’s famous son in order to shore up flagging support?
Slater, as you know, is currently below the World Surf League’s dreaded mid-season cut line and could very well be forced into retirement after Margaret River. He will, certainly, be gifted every wildcard slot forever but might his time be better spent running for political office himself?
There is absolutely no way the thought has not flitted across his mind.
Slater 2024.
Well the governor should address the growing crime problems and not blame skittles. He should also address the ever deadly drug crisis he is wasting his time deciding whether people like fruits or dates. Drug crisis and crime Stat focused people don’t care about fruits whether you like them or not
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This is pure BS, DeSantis has constantly stood against the tides of the National hierarchy, while others were withering in masks, outdated and unnecessary as well as unproven rules and ethics that crushed small businesses all over the USA we here in Fl fought through, maskless and fine to rise far above the national average. DeSantis has consistently backed the people and supported the communities even in the face of unpopularity in politically endeavored circles. So Slater should stick to the waves, a few bucks and 11 titles doesn’t endow him with wisdom beyond his realm. Trump disappointed me on his stint of anti-DeSantis rhetoric, the landslide victory as mentioned was because of our fear losing his leadership, any other candidate would’ve caved to DC’s smothering control a long time ago. Make no mistake of what he’s accomplished and kept for this state, and unfortunately it’s kind of proven from the influx of populations leaving NY , CA, Canada all to here, not real happy on that but gotta take the good with the bad a bit.
All hell to break lose with Kelly Slater. This is dirty politics 101. These liberals will do ANYTHING to stop Desantis from the White House. The media loves Slater now. Who the hell is he all of a sudden? Look at the demented idiot there now. How sick🤮🤮🤮
Chas, did Ke11y hit on your wife?
He is just upset Gizelle doesn’t want his punk @$$.
But why use a Nick Carroll pic up top?
With those white socks pulled up (!) he’s going incognito as Queensland taxi driver.
Here’s Ron pretending he is a pilot in the Navy with battle experience.
https://www.youtube.com/wat…
And the reality
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He’s too busy creating solutions to problems that don’t exist. State has turned into a bigger shit hole than it already was under Scott.
Piss boy. Hilarious.
Dirty Sanchez is all too familiar with dead fish. He’s spent enough time hanging around with his wife so he’s used to it.
Meanwhile ELO posted that his beloved MR had got damaged. I was thinking, oh wow maybe ELO isn’t a complete kook after all, he probably has a handshaped MR twin, and he deserves a little credit for good taste. Then the next shot reveals it’s an MR foamie!!
are you fucking serious?
It’s not up anymore, it was in the stories part that only last about 24 hours, or maybe he took it down
How many states/countries does Kelly declare to be his now?
Hawaii, Florida, Tahiti, citizen of the world, am I missing any others?
He has (or had) a place in Whale Beach, Sydney.
If he becomes a politician I’m fairly certain he has to unblock Chas, genius.
keep a close eye out for imperious posts from handles with creative uses of ’11’…
Way to go Ke11y, let’s legislate red tide away!
Once Trump calls him Gay Ron it’s over. I’ll give it a month. He’s already been dropping hints.
NonJohn believes that the freedom to pollute is bigly important. Kelly may be a communist agitator.
I think one should have to have an education beyond 5th grade in order to run for politics.
I would feel better about fourth graders in charge than many of the clowns sitting in public office
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Indictments dropping soon.
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Mull it over