That's all, folks.
Kelly Slater is many things. An 11x champion, 4x ringer of Bells, 2x Oahu homeowner (that I know of) and I don’t doubt that he has done quite well for himself, financially. The old Association of Surfing Professionals used to list career earnings, though that tradition has been disappeared since the World Surf League has refused to raise pay, but a quick search declares he has won over $4 million, which does not count many millions more in endorsement deals.
Certainly a double-digit millionaire.
Paltry and sad compared to one Jeff Soffer.
Rumors are burning hot that the son of an important Florida property developer, who inherited billions, is currently in an amorous relationship with Slater’s one-time love Gisele Bündchen.
You will certainly recall, months ago, when the Brazilian supermodel and her then-husband Tom Brady announced their shock split after a decade-plus of marriage. While surf fans mourned the breakup, they also busily lit candles, hoping beyond hope that Bünchen would find her way back to Slater and the world would be right.
Alas, things have not gone as desired.
Bündchen was first linked to her dashing jiu-jitsu instructor and now to Soffer, who was once married to Elle Macpherson and has a reputation for dating supermodels.
And is this where the fairytale bubble pops?
Is this where they all pop?
Princess falls in love with woodcutter before ending up with loaded prince thanks to rich king daddy?
Shoot.
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Actual fans would not want this.
Why do you want one who you are a fan of go back to someone like that? All looks.
Any fan would want something solid and stable, not someone who has no issue with breaking off engagements so easily, while at the same time almost directly is involved with other guys
(This goes for both genders ofcourse)
lit candle drops and sprinkles…rose parade.
first’s one’s free!
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Listen Chasman, I think you are being very disrespectful to Kalani who has been with Kelly for a long long time. Just because she shuns stage-front does not render her invisible ya know. Cheap shot bru
Kalani is the guy in the picture hugging Kelly not sure who you’re talking about?
Kalani Miller is Kelly’s long-time girlfriend
Oh the Chinese one?
coffee tea or bitcty crabz
Why the hell was this stupid article written? Probably because Chaz ” no talent” Smith couldn’t drum up a really news worthy story but instead chose the tabloid style of shithousery to satisfy the boss. What’s next? Running and sliding on his knees under the bosses desk to polish the know.
If you’re gonna write about Slater make it fucking worthwhile you hack!!!
I think you’re missing the entire concept of this website.
Shithousery and yellow journalism? Got it
I would like to see Giselle start dating Shane Beschen, I bet that would get Kelly’s goat
Don’t you fucking dare give up Choz. You’ve got this mate. Keep the candles lit! There IS MORE TO FOLLOW!!!
Second wind. I’ve got this!
Outerknowns, Chapter 6:Verse 9–And throughout the 5oth and 51st years of our GOAT, the Men of the Grit slew and resurrected a horse named Gisele many times, praying that our GOAT would one day ride her again as he once had. In his disdain for the Men of the Grit, the GOAT was silent and did not answer their prayers. And one day a rich man mounted the horse named Gisele and rode away.
Amen
How can Kelly be considered the goat of surfing when he hasn’t had two soap operas docuseries made out of his life?
The world is your oyster when yo daddy have money.
Oyster? More like bearded clam!
First Kelly flirts with getting axed midseason. Now this?
Wouldn’t be surprised if he just disappears under water for a couple hundred days, posting up at Jules’ Undersea Lodge, only to emerge even more superhuman than he already thought he was.
https://www.popularmechanic…
or he could comeback as Kelly , new womens Chumpion…….and now has a gay relationship with li’ll China girl?
I thought Kelly stopped playing pretend after he fell out of that hot air balloon.