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Sydney Sweeney, as Cassie Howard in Euphoria, main photo, and brave and daring and honey coloured Kai Lenny, inset.

Daring Hawaiian big-wave surfer Kai Lenny immortalised alongside erotic TV temptress Sydney Sweeney and BIPOC stunt driver Dee Bryant in new “Built Ford Proud” campaign!

“Big wave surfing is like stepping into a ring with a monster,” says Lenny

The surfing phenomenon Kai Lenny, a daring multi-discipline surfer who has carved an oasis in the surfing world with guts and with blood, has been immortalised alongside the inspirational BIPOC stunt driver Dee Bryant and Euphoria star Sydney Sweeney in a new advertising campaign for Ford. 

Lenny is a twenty-nine-year-old married daddy with twin baby girls and is a long-time fan of the American icon, using their antiquated gas powered trucks to cart around his flotilla of jet skis and his myriad accessories, including paddle boards and kite surfing paraphernalia.  

“Big wave surfing is like stepping into a ring with a monster,” says Lenny, although if there’s even one squirt of testosterone left in your body, you’ll be here for the cameo of Ms Sweeney.

Her character in Euphoria, Cassie Howard, is a people pleaser, as they say, who “doesn’t know how to communicate without showing her body”.

Sweeney, whose “bosoms speak of butter, milk, carnal abundance and the firepower of hard-prowed gunboats”, wishes to enjoy the same erotic privileges as her male counterparts but is foiled by the usual male double-standards, the old he-stud/she-slut thing, and her inability to accept man’s sad and and maddening submission to the phallus, an organ that requires regular strangulation or at least a brisk tug, daily.

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tim_nelsen

calculating whose going to get cut after Oz? want that on DR & CS’ desk for review by April 3rd!

Sean Connery

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Ouch. He and the WSL have a lot in common. No wonder he gets all those wild cards.

tim_nelsen

ha! the whole contigency of locals drive these monster trucks ’round the islands. half of us drove VW bugs and/or vans to conquer north america coastlines. perspective is hard to come by these days on social media. ‘saving the enviro is so passive.’ stay aggressive kai…don’t get progressive on us.

ValiantScorn

stolen stang, obvi

Manuka

I have the feeling BG is part of a conspiracy to distract us from discussing important issues.

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AI (for ever) .

Jp is smaller than I assumed

tim_nelsen

Sydney’s hi-beams beat out anything on Ford’s line-up of trucks! With an abundance fire power!

Otto

The only thing gas powered that is antiquated is a leaf blower.

Sean Connery

Please tell that to my neighbors gardener

Otto

Ford
Fix or repair daily

Craven Morehead

Found On Road Dead

Otto

Fucked Over Rebuilt Dodge

MyGFsChinese

It’s certainly no Toyota or Honda, but they have improved remarkably in terms of reliability in the last decade! If you’re playing $70k for an F150 it better be!

tim_nelsen

where can I play? I want to turn in or trade my old ranchero that covered highway 5 from San Diego to Crescent City to Shingletown to Arcata to Brookings to O’Brien…never failed, ever! Look Ma, no seat belts!

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MyGFsChinese

You serious Clark?

tim_nelsen

took 8 hours for me to get it. clark also had a fairlane wagon…got a pic ’round here somewhere/

Otto

She’s a “LOOKER”!

FL Skunk Ape

Found on road dead
Fucked on race day


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