Smoke = fire.
Professional surfing, at the very highest level, has decided that it is best, most prudent, to take an entire month off between events in the middle of the season. The Margaret River Pro, as you may recall, wrapped its business on April 28. The Surf Ranch Pro will not kick off until May 29. A bizarre and needless long break which leaves fans of professional surfing adrift and otherwise troubled.
To what should attention be paid?
Oh certainly we have the NBA playoffs, dog day baseball, Miami’s F1 and the absolute best of all AFL (Go Pies) but, at the unfortunate end, we are fans of professional surfing and need storylines that World Surf League Chief of Executives Erik Logan can’t/won’t provide.
He’s a real bummer.
Well, Gisele Bündchen gracing the Met Gala solo can be applauded. The Brazilian supermodel, of course, attended the world’s most important fashion event, this year honoring Karl Lagerfeld whom The New York Times describes as “a firehose of offense.”
Gorgeously borrowing BeachGrit’s other tagline.
Hours ago, anyhow, Bündchen strutted in front of the camera wearing vintage Chanel. A feathered piece from 2007, wedding-style, right when she was dating Kelly Slater.
Without ex-husband Tom Brady nor the dashing jiu-jitsu instructor she has been allegedly seeing.
A certain sign.
The two reigniting their flame and, thus, ushering in a new surf shangri-la.
Slater, you may know, attended the Met Gala in 2015 and looked quite sharp in a classic tuxedo.
You must see the significance.
Must recognize this all as a sign.
27 days and counting to the Surf Ranch Pro.
26 days and counting tomorrow.
Light a candle in the meantime.
Why does anyone really care if these two ended up back together?! Makes zero sense. Might as well watch a Kardashian train, too… 🤨
Slow news day
Seriously?? Aren’t you embarrassed about all these annoying click bait attempts?? Can’t you just write about legit surfing articles?
Jesus Christ chas you and Derek are fully bat shit crazy. Between your awful swings at clickbait and Derek’s HOMOEROTIC man love on literally on every single post, it’s getting tough to handle.
Do you need money and weird sexual gratification that badly?!?!
Bravo chas, you breathe new depths into the meaning of adjacency.
I’ll be lighting a candle for you.
1. Be careful with those candles around that dress as it’s likely to go up fast. Ouch.
2. My work colleagues had to rush to my aid a few minutes ago thinking that I was having an attack of some sort.
Nope.
Merely fulfilling the promise of the headline.
Anyone got a spare sock?
and now a word from ann wilson,,,,
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south city midnight ladies? i’m inclined~
vinyl ladders? goat stringed-violine, groomin’
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ohmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. namaste’. live still cam from Venice…
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Shes not Chinese enuff
Too third reich.
Beach Click… what’s up all you tabloid nerds who ended up here by accident!
I typed nerd.com and here i am
I’m sure ol champy would rather be at the firehose of offence but instead he’ll be grovelling at shithouse Snapper. Reigniting his love of the QS.
Is there a better version of heaven meeting hell?
Poetic justice.