Tribes united?
There has been much polarization in the surf world, of late, and how sad. The World Surf League has pitted itself against its Brazilian fanbase. Australians and Americans, not wanting to side with the World Surf League but unable to help themselves from calling Brazilians “whingers,” opening up a new front. South Africans doing South African things. Europeans wondering who the next Great Jeremy Flores Hope will be.
Overall much tension.
But might all these factions be brought together as one, joining hands and remembering that the things that unite us are far greater than the things that divide us?
It would take a miracle and maybe, just maybe, we have it with the just-announced pregnancy of Australian prodigy Jack Robinson and his wife, the Brazilian surfer/model Julia Muniz.
“About to embark on the most amazing ride ever,” the current world number five shared on Instagram with a shot of an ultrasound.
Praise was universal and from all corners.
Yeah congrats brother!!!!” Conner Coffin exclaimed.
“Uncle life engaged,” Griffin Colapinto added.
Congrats jack boy,” Italo Ferreira said.
“Congrats brother (heart emoji) god bless your family,” Joao Chianca followed.
On and on it went, American or Australian sharing excitement. Brazilian and Brazilian sharing joy.
And could this child be the one to unite the tribes?
Heavy lies the crown but maybe. Just maybe.
The only bit of weirdness came from Surfline which declared, “Forecast: your grom is going to be a legend!”
Uncomfortable.
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Sounds 100% Presidential.
Crazy article. I surfed in 60’s. It was laid back. Competitive but respectful. I guess it’s a sign of the times.
I think most touching is a long way from docking
Its nice to see they think of it as more than just a bunch of cells
campaign starts now…
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Correction, “current world number six”
She could really spear your ass with that chin.
Be hoping the kid gets jacks chin
Jack just Kelly slater-ed toledos win at El salv.
Toledo probably won’t sleep of worry 😅
Unless Jack beats him in a heat.
This event managed to reach new levels of unwatchable from the WSL.
It’s nice that Tyler let us know she speaks to her shrink every day though, seems like they are making real progress on her narcissism issues.
Can babies feed from fake breasts? How does that all work?
i don’t think they’re fake. they doubled in size since she’s been pregnant
you’re the senior scientist here. ain’t no argument from me. VONR?
melania: yes. rosie O: no
come on man…but guess it works both ways?
https://hoomanaspamaui.com/…
startin a new life: either game ON or game Over. Forecast: heavy seas & commotion; sometimes in the ONE OCEAN.
(how ‘about the extended chin on her and the brizzles on his…his & hers)
she doesn’t do rap & DJ, does she?
I’ll take “Things that nobody in the surfing world cares about” for $500, Alex.
Wow xox
Oh joy.
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Only a tool would call a fetus a legend. People use that word way to freely and I am getting tired of it.
Speaking of uncomfortable, look how many shell corporations the corrupt Biden family birthed to launder kickbacks and bribes.
Lion Hall Group, LLC
Owasco P.C.
Robinson Walker, LLC
Skancateles, LLC
Seneca Global Advisors. LLC
Rosemont Seneca Partners, LLC
Rosemont Seneca Principal Investments, LLC
Rosemont Realty, LLC
Rosemont Seneca Global Risk Services, LLC
RSP Holdings, LLC
Rosemont Seneca Technology Partners, LLC
Rosemont Seneca Thornton, LLC
Rosemont Seneca Advisors, LLC
Rosemont Seneca Bohai, LLC
[JBB SR. INC.
RSTP II Alpha Partners, LLC
RSTP I Bravo Partners, LLC
Owasco. LLC
Hudson West III, LLC
Hudson West V. LLC
CEFC Infrastructure Investment (US), LLC
Why is Joe Biden afraid of getting COVID?
Because he’d lose his sense of smell.
What’s the best thing about being Joe Biden?
Waking up every day and learning that you’re the president.
Groper-in-Chief
https://twitter.com/TimRuns…
joe is no longer Quick Draw McGraw…
Certainly not. More bag of rotting oatmeal these days.
Selective outrage as always.
Corruption on your side: 😴🥱👨🦯
Corruption across the aisle: 😡🤬👿
Half bogan and half brazzo—this kid could quite possibly grow up to be the most obnoxious surfer in history
… and the glass half full version is a kid who packs giant barrels and also boosts sections like Pip. Then again, Patti Zhou has set the bar pretty high in the child prodigy category.
Theres a few on my block and yes, very.
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