"The key is don't panic! God is good God is the greatest! Let’s win more.”
The Miami-born Khaled Mohammad Khaled aka DJ Khaled, well-known for the catchphrase “We the best music”, was forced to seek medical treatment over the weekend following an e-foiling accident that left him undergoing x-rays and suffering a debilitating pain.
Thoughts and prayers poured in for the beloved plus-sized musical artist, with BeachGrit’s celebrity stringer and e-foil expert Chas Smith asking fans to light a candle for the star explaining, “The manner in which he tumbles is particularly worrisome, as either the foil or the propeller could have removed his head from his torso. Deadly. Mercifully the damage only required a light massage. Still debilitating.”
Karma J Perez wrote, “Hope The Great Artist Dj Khalid is recovering okay , but what’s with the plus size comment . Why would you comment on his weight . Very tacky ! Especially in today’s world . He couldn’t just be a Great Artist we all love . It’s deplorable that this header was allowed to be printed. It’s 2023 commenting on a person’s size is so out of style in any decade . Get it together Beachgrit !”
Roldy added, “I don’t care that it’s a poorly written click bait article. I came here because you wrote ‘plus size’ in the title. Wtf does that have to do with anything about this story? Why does a person’s physical appearance here matter in the slightest? That alone told me you’re a trash writer. The alleged content you authored simply backs up my initial impression. I hope you have the day you deserve. Cheers.”
Kellie Lynn piled on, “You should pay someone to slap you so hard you’re put to sleep for hours for such click bait and goofy bragging arrogance.”
Elizabeth added, “What does him being ‘plus sizes’ have to do with anything? Come on, light a candle a for him, because he got hurt so badly be needs a massage? All around horrible article. You can do better, and if you really can’t, it’s time to look for a new profession.”
Now, online sleuths have revealed Khaled’s e-foil misadventure is only one in a long string of near death incidents. In December 2017, the creator of the triple platinum hit All I Do Is Win, was injured in a waterskiing collision that left him trapped in a labyrinth of tree branches.
“The keys is don’t my panic!!!” said the star.
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Two years earlier, Khaled was lost at sea while riding his jetski off the coast of Miami and had to be rescued, posting the entire terrifying ordeal on Snapchat.
“It’s not easy to make it. The key is to win,” the devout Muslim wrote adding, “God is good God is the greatest! Let’s win more.”
In Smith’s series on the e-foiling accident, readers were asked to submit their favourite DJ Khaled song although Smith conceded it might be an impossibility. “Each are works of pure art and impossible to rank. It would be like asking Megan Fox or Brian Austin Green “Who is your favorite daughter?” Futile and, frankly, rude.
Still, what do you get when you put Justin Bieber, Lil Wayne, Chance the Rapper, the wonderful Quavious Keyate Marshall aka Quavo and DJ Khaled in a studio?
Well, listen and tell me popular music didn’t reach its zenith in 2017.
Wow, he’s shorter than Justin. That may qualify him as handicapped, height wise. Like micro. Thus, normal sized humans should not make fun of him. I apologize to the midget community and DJ K’s huge fan base for making fun of him trying to dunk on a 5′ rim.
I didn’t realize DJ Khaled was a Brazzo
heard he bounced Beiber doing an air floater, with a half-fist and pile drove him right onto the reef. just like tyler, he came up dazed & confused. (great name for a song, yeah?)
To: Karma j. Perez
Dj Khaled has “ no business on an E-foul in ““today’s world”
Only God makes the decisions.
And God’s decision was throw his “fat ass” in the water.
Foil me once…
shame on you!
We are already at the “re-telling of Chas’ story from yesterday” phase. Might be hard to milk 6 weeks but if anyone can do it, Charles can (with a little help from his perverted friend, although surprising this one didn’t have much).
Imagine being “injured in a waterskiing collision that left him trapped in a labyrinth of tree branches”,….and then the waverunner(pictured) comes crashing into said branches. Pretty fat odds!
What. A. Cunt.
DJ guy no way a match for grumpy middle-aged BG locals
Yo Dj! We out here! We out here! …you hear me doh?
missed the ocean swafety training course: EPIRB and a cellphone wrapped in plastic.
My favourite DJ Khaled story is how he discovered young artist Spooky Black from the mid west, who released perhaps one of the greatest song / film clip combos ever (he Also had a track on the ep called DJ Khaled is my father)
https://m.youtube.com/watch…
Hes got a condom on his head.
I guess thats why u like
Smelly Skater
Good head
Protection.
Hahahaha
You can take the boy out of Newy
But you can’t take etc etc etc
Its the new, new Newtown
safety first bro – if he was wearing that whilst foiling we wouldnt even have this story!!
Watch him wus out on the Hot Ones challenge. What a toy. Hilarious
https://youtu.be/1HYEC_FlgAg
Who won at trestles?
As Captain Blackadder once wrote to Charlie Chaplin via telegram, please ,please ,stop.