World Surf League shaken to core as
International Windsurf Tour hosts “most legendary wave-riding
competition in recorded history” at pumping Cloudbreak!
By Chas Smith
When it rains it pours.
It has been a helluva week for the World Surf
League. The troubles began at Kelly Slater’s Surf Ranch in
inland Lemoore, California which just so happened to be stop six on
the re-imagined Championship Tour neé Dream Tour. The professional
surfers not at the tippy top were not allowed to attend, as they
had been publicly decapitated at stop number five. Still, eighteen
men and an equal number of eleven women donned the singlet and sat
in the tub, waiting their turn to mark snaps in the mechanical
wake. Nia Peeples’ ex-husband was
in the VIP section but otherwise things at the Surf
Ranch Pro were as they had been for the last three-ish years.
Boring.
Boring, that is, until the end when three Filipe Toledo, Gabriel
Medina and Italo Ferreira, currently 3, 6 and 11 respectively and
each former champions, took to social media to complain about the
judging. That spark lit a fire so large that the World Surf League
was forced to respond. Chief Executive Erik Logan took it upon
himself and wrote an open letter filled with
victim shaming and scorn.
It made things worse.
Since then Lonely-Boy
Logan has been abandoned by his colleagues and the
League itself has gone into full head-in-sand mode waiting for the
Brazilian Storm to pass.
Well, across the ocean, the non-billionaire funded International
Windsurf Tour has just hosted what is being called “one of the most
legendary wave-riding competition days recorded in history” in
absolutely pumping Cloudbreak.
Windsurfing, which was thought to have gone extinct in the
mid-1980s, able to do what regular surfing could not.
i.e. hold a contest in pumping Cloudbreak.
But how much shame do you imagine Erik Logan, World Surf League
Chief of Sport Jessi Miley-Dyer, et. al. are feeling right now?
Enough so slap windsurfing with an open letter?
To the IWT community,
I want to address the conversation that happened in our
community following the recent Championship Tour event at the Surf
Ranch. As you likely know, a small number of athletes made
statements questioning the judging of the competition and the final
results then you jerks went off and held the contest our fans
wanted us to hold at Cloudbreak.
I want to respond directly to those statements, however, we
first need to address a much more important issue. In recent days,
a number of surfers, WSL judges, and employees have been subject to
harassment, intimidation, and threats of violence, including death
threats, as a direct result of those statements. Those things
should never happen in our sport or any sport, and we’re devastated
that members of our community have been subject to them. It is an
important reminder to us all that words have consequences. We hope
the entire WSL community stands with us in rejecting all forms of
harassment and intimidation. But you guys, completely un-chill to
swoop Cloudbreak.
In terms of the statements made, we completely reject the
suggestion that the judging of our competitions is in any way
unfair or biased. These claims are not supported by any evidence
because the small number of athletes who made them are Brazilian
and… well, you might have Brazilians in windsurfing too
so…
Back to your event though, please stop holding them in good
surf and if you don’t stop I’ll be forced to come and rest my hand
upon your thigh or make a t-shirt of your naked chest.
Sincerely, Erik Logan WSL Chief Executive Officer
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Bed–Stuy from Do the Right Thing and, inset,
the fabulously named Mosiah Moonsammy, shunned for wanting to
shred!
Black surfer-filmmaker says he was shamed
into quitting sport “by my own community that felt a black boy
shouldn’t be surfing or skating”
By Giancarlo Guardascione
"(At Rockaway) I found a new place, a new home. I
saw black skaters. I saw black owners. It was beautiful. I felt
like I had found a home."
The Bedford-Stuyvesant section of Brooklyn took
surfing from Mosiah Moonsammy.
Bed-Stuy has the raw, uncanny ability to take even the most
private, hidden things you love from you in a Bainbridge street
minute.
While they make your Cafè con leche, local bodega owners can
feel out your mood quicker than a Harlem local under the L train at
125th street at 2AM on a Friday. Turning their little corner store
into a confession booth without you even realizing.
Mosiah is a director and reborn surfer and skater. His first
project, “Last Bodega in
Brooklyn” won critical acclaim. His second, “Black
Surfers in the Concrete Jungle” is in the works.
Exactly how did his surf mojo get seized?
“I started to begin to surf when I was about 9 years old and
skating and surfing were in sync for me. I loved doing these two
things and I loved being in the water. But I got a lot of push-back
from my own community that felt like a black boy shouldn’t be
surfing or skating. I should be playin ‘ball. I should be playing
football. and because of what I was being told it developed
insecurities which ultimately led me to not skating and not
surfing.”
His flame flickered, but never went out.
In a voice with a cadence that lulls you into submission he
tells us,
“The first love I’ve ever had was the water… and I never saw
people that looked like me so for a long time I felt by myself in
the water. And it took the discovery of Rockaway. I found a new
place, a new home. I saw black skaters. I saw black owners. I saw
the rippers. I saw the queens. I saw…
the….in-gen-u-ity… and it was beautiful. I felt like
I had found a home…. in this water I didn’t feel so alone. and now…
I discovered a new piece of myself. I found community. I found
unity. I found us… and it inspired me to get back in the water and
get back surfing the way that I used to.”
Mosiah met Nigel, the owner of Stations in Rockaway Beach. Nigel
introduced Mosiah to a new community of surfers that breathed
vitality into a shunned and forgotten life.
Mosiah’s new project centers around Nigel and his journey
through surf.
Author’s note: Mosiah was raised in Florida. This is
the place where he got his original push-back from his community
about a black boy doing a white boys sport. He has family in
Brooklyn. When he would go to visit, he would get similar flack
from his peers. But as the saying goes, Florida taketh, New York
takes, but will give back depending on your reaction. Yes, The BK
can throw it’s flack, but its a test. To see if you can hang with
the pneuma of The City. And Mosiah did, with a little help from
Rockaway. The City can flip you that way. Then it’ll turn ‘ya right
side up if you can prove yourself. Moaish tells me, “With this
level of exposure, I can show people that it is possible to go
outside the norms and its ok. That things you love can be taken
from you, but you can always take them back.”
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Ultra-masculine surf great Chris Malloy
slams father who transitioned “his son into a girl at three years
old.”
By Derek Rielly
“Sally with a penis wins every game with a smile
and to hell with everyone else’s female daughters’ work and talent
and mental health.”
There are three brothers, as you might remember, in the
Malloy house. Chris, Keith and Dan. Chris, who is fifty,
is the eldest.
Chris is a former pro surfer, a serious climber of mountains and
makes fine documentaries and television commercials.
He likes to chew tobacco, had a childhood fantasy to become a
saddle bronc rider until he saw a guy get gored in the groin and
then bleed out, wants to make a film about the late Hawaiian
big-wave surfer Todd Chesser (“But Hollywood always fucks up
surfing even if surfers are involved. If I fucked up Todd’s story
he’d come back from hell and haunt me for the rest of my life. He’d
come back and piss on me while I slept”), is saddened by the
ultra-crowding of surfing although he’s aware of the hypocrisy of
complaining about crowds when your game is making surf films, once
rolled a truck four times on the North Shore and together with his
brothers spent an entire summer, as kids, camping on the beach in a
teepee. His best bar fight, he once told me, was in a restaurant in
Waikiki with a girl he liked very much.
“A Canadian hockey team walked in and one of them just started
feeling her up. Right there in front of me! I was out-numbered but
it drove me crazy. I jumped on the guy and got him good, three or
four times with a beer mug. The rest of the team beat the shit out
of me. I woke up in a cop car.”
A man’s man, as they used to say before a pall of gender
confusion fell over the west.
Now, in a response to a daddy transitioning his toddler from boy
through to gal Chris has come out swinging on the side of the
gender binary.
“My kid’s mental health is more important than your kid’s
trophy.” Ah! The generation that gave green trophies to all kids in
the name of mental heath is saying it all with this new slogan.
Sally with a penis wins every game and has a big smile and to hell
with everyone else’s female daughters work and talent and mental
health. Ok, Moby, you’re being aggressive now. Illogical, selfish,
and agenda based with your experiment. Like all animals we will do
anything to protect our young. You will and so will I. I promise
you that. Let’s just let nature take its course friendo.”
I enjoy interviewing Chris very much, his filter set to zero, a
fine humour always hovering nearby.
This, from a few years back.
In an earlier communique, you told me you “whimpered
like a little gal at Himalayas”, the big-wave left at Haleiwa. Is
this true? Did you really whimper? Well, a couple
weeks ago I shipped the family over to the North Shore to catch a
few waves before the circus shows up. Didn’t even check the swell
forecast. I roll down to Kohl Christensen’s for a beer and the next
thing you know we’re loading 9’6’’s into the truck. We check a
secret spot and it’s solid but the buoys are like 17-17 (17 feet at
17 seconds) so its guaranteed going to be closing out by dark. So,
the session went great but the next morning it’s still coming up,
buoys still jumping. Mind you, I’m fresh off the boat after the
worst summer ever in California. I paddle out with Keone Watson and
Ross Williams to another secret spot. It’s really good but the sets
are hitting and closing out. I get mopped up three sets in a row.
Just clobbered. I didn’t actually whimper like a little girl but I
think if I had the breath and the energy to, I probably would
have.
How do you think you differ from other men? Um,
maybe penis length?
What do you struggle with on a day-to-day
basis? Nicotine. I chew tobacco and it’s the dumbest habit
in the world. Nothing good about it.
What do you consider the bravest thing you’ve ever
done? Shit, I think brave means when you do sketchy stuff
for other people, right? All the sketchy shit I’ve done was pretty
much for myself.
Are there any movies that you’d like to make, or have
tried to make, but have found impossible? I’d love to tell
Todd Chesser’s story someday, but Hollywood always fucks up surfing
even if surfers are involved. They just did Jay’s story (Santa
Cruz’s Jay Moriarity) and it seems pretty cheeseball from what I’ve
seen. If I fucked up Todd’s story he’d come back from hell and
haunt me for the rest of my life. He’d come back and piss on me
while I slept. He used to love to do that.
Can you describe what you believe is the current
cultural state of surfing? It’s whatever you want it to
be. Surfing has pretty much become everyone’s and we cant do shit
about that. I think it’s kinda silly to whinge about “how it used
to be or that the other guys aren’t doing it right or that they
don’t do it for the right reasons.” Yeah, its clear that there is
some ridiculous stuff happening in surf culture but it’s also clear
to me that theres some amazing new board designs out there to ride
and waves to surf and there are some mind-blowing young surfers out
there to witness. I’ve got friends that fish for a living and surf
secret spots by themselves. When I’m with them on the boat there is
no talk of anything other than fish and waves and maybe beer. I
learn more from them about the current state of surf culture than
the internet or our stoic surf scribes that cry on their keyboards
as they lament the death of surfing.
Does this please, sadden or excite you? I’m
saddened by crowds, but I’ve made a bunch of surfs films, that
hasn’t helped, so fuck me, I’ve contributed to that and I have to
live with that.
Now, tell me, what’s your finest childhood memory? When
you camped on the beach, in a teepee, for an entire
summer? Those were pretty good days. My Dad would help us
set up his old canvas range teepee on the beach at the start of
summer. He or my mom would come by in the evenings when he got off
from his construction job and bring us food and firewood. Then they
would go home for the night. It was pretty much a full set up. We’d
just surf and chase girls and swipe beer from other campers. The
rangers hated us.
What has been the biggest mistake you’ve ever
made? We rolled a truck four times on the North Shore, I
think, in 96. My back has never been the same since. Stupid. Big
cliff on the other side of the road. If we had rolled the other way
it’d been lights out, for sure.
What has been the greatest moment of your life?
From 1990 until around 2001.
What is the general provocation for a fight?
It’s always different and usually not worth it the next day.
Do you have tactics? Our only tactic was to end
up on top. It worked a few times.
Have you ever thought, hoo!, I’ve bitten off more than I
can chew here? Oh yeah. I was in a restaurant in Waikiki
with this girl I really liked. A Canadian hockey team walked in and
one of them just started feeling her up. Right there in front of
me! I was out-numbered but it drove me crazy. I jumped on the guy
and got him good, three or four times with a beer mug. The rest of
the team beat the shit out of me. I woke up in a cop car. The next
week I was in G-land and my ribs were so sore I could barely surf.
Perfect Speedies and I’m in the channel wincing. Another lesson
learned.
In the same interview, you said that when you were
sponsored you were like a “trained seal. Don’t say too much and
everything will be fine.” Did you really feel that
confined? We grew up cleaning Al Merrick’s shaping bay and
we never thought we’d get the chance to surf for a living. So when
that chance came we pretty much did what we were told. It was
either make the surf deal work or drive a tractor.The surf industry
was booming and we got swept up in it all. We were dumb kids. I
don’t blame anyone. We should have understood that there was and is
a lot of bullshit involved with the gig.
Did you really take a giant pay cut to go from Hurley to
Patagonia? Can you explain the difference as a percentage? And,
what lifestyle changes did you have to make to bring up the
slack? Yeah, sure, we gave up about half our income. But,
come on, no violin music here. Hurley was going one direction and
we were going the other. Bob is one of the best people I’ve ever
met and he helped us a ton. But, we were just on a different path
and if we had stayed it would have been bad for both of us. Bob saw
that as well and we left on good terms. And, how did I bring up the
slack? For a while when I first got married and moved back to my
home town I got my commercial fishing licence and also worked on a
pack string hauling gear into the back country on horseback. I’d
come home after two days smelling like horses or fish and always
like beer and with 200 bucks to show for it. My wife helped me
recognise that I should probably see if I could make a run with my
film experience instead.
What’s the best story you tell? We feed our
kids beef, pork, chicken and venison. Sometimes they get picky but
since I know they love chicken, I always tell them we are having
chicken for dinner. Regardless of what’s on the table, they’ll eat
it if they think it’s chicken. So, they start thinking that all
meat is chicken. So, I take my four-year-old son Luke out on his
first wild boar hunt. We get a nice one. He walks out to it, thanks
it and says, “Dad! lets get the skin off this hog because I’m
hungry and theres a lot of chicken here!”
Have you ever truly believed that you were about to
die? At Chopes in the early days when we still called it
Kumbaya. Mind you, this is years before Laird and the crew had
towed it and showed the world it was possible to live through. Me
and Keone Watson and Noah Johnson and Shaun Briley would go down
every summer and sleep on Raimana’s grandma’s floor. We’d surf it
six to maybe eight feet. I’d never seen it hit that size when it
turns into the Chopes we know today. So I eat shit on a wave that,
at the time, was big Chopes and I come up and I see my first real
Chopes wave. It looked like a backless train, like something I’d
never seen before in my life. I went to swim for the bottom but the
bottom was right there! I remember thinking, what is that fucking
thing? What was that? No shit, I thought it was a tsunami or
something. I’m for sure dead right now! It blew me into the lagoon
and I’m looking out watching the next three waves detonate on the
reef and I’m just thinking to myself, we’re not in Kansas
anymore!
When you lie in bed, at night, alone in the dark, what
do you think about? I pretty much always hit the bed
sleeping. But, if for some reason I don’t, it’s usually
Beyonce.
What were your childhood dreams? I wanted to be
a bronco rider like my uncles and cousins. But, I always got bucked
off and I got stepped on so many times, so I traded dirt for water.
I was in King City watching my dad in a rodeo and one of the guys
got a bull horn in the groin and bled to death and then my cousin
broke his neck riding bucking horses and it just didn’t look that
fun to me after that. Then, I saw an article about Derrick Doerner
surfing big Waimea and it changed my life. I was 15 and that day I
decided I’d move to Hawaii and try to earn an invite into the Eddie
Aikau. I’ve never felt like a competitive surfer but that was a big
honour and I’m really proud to have gotten to surf Waimea, meet the
Aikau family and surf in Eddie’s contest.
What is your biggest fear? Oh shit. More car
wrecks.
What is your key, you believe, to a good life?
Live outside as much as you can. In the water or in the hills. Live
with your friends and family. Just do the stuff you want to do.
Figure out how to make a living doing what you love and try to do
it with integrity. Even if it takes you some time to figure
out.
Oh, almost forgot, is medically intervening a wise thing if your
boy likes tutus and Frozen or your little girl starts pushing a
tractor around? Would you do or, as Chris says, “let nature take
its course”?
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“Lonely Boy-Gate” reaches critical sadness
as World Surf League Chief Executive Erik Logan remains entirely
undefended by so-called friends for sixth brutal day!
By Chas Smith
Utter abandonment.
The World Surf League Chief of Sport Jessi
Miley-Dyer is many if not most things. Iconoclastic
equalitarian, one-time Association of Surfing Professional,
inspiration, game changer, role model, keynote speaker. Fans are
kept abreast of her many accomplishments, thoughts and feelings
through her robust use of social media, particularly the
millennial+ communication tool Instagram. The brave Australian
usually posts between one and three times a day, sharing everything
from honors she has received to causes she supports.
Though an eerie silence has taken over her page since three top
Brazilian surfers, all former champions, complained about judging
at the just wrapped Surf Ranch Pro which led to a full blown
insurrection. Ex-pros, current pros, legendary coaches each and all
weighing in.
Even though Miley-Dyer is the Chief of Sport, the task of
getting the peons back in order apparently fell to Chief Executive
Erik Logan who issued a letter reading:
To the WSL community,
I want to address the conversation that happened in our
community following the recent Championship Tour event at the Surf
Ranch. As you likely know, a small number of athletes made
statements questioning the judging of the competition and the final
results.
I want to respond directly to those statements, however, we
first need to address a much more important issue. In recent days,
a number of surfers, WSL judges, and employees have been subject to
harassment, intimidation, and threats of violence, including death
threats, as a direct result of those statements. Those things
should never happen in our sport or any sport, and we’re devastated
that members of our community have been subject to them. It is an
important reminder to us all that words have consequences. We hope
the entire WSL community stands with us in rejecting all forms of
harassment and intimidation.
In terms of the statements made, we completely reject the
suggestion that the judging of our competitions is in any way
unfair or biased. These claims are not supported by any
evidence.
Firstly, the judging criteria are provided to the athletes
ahead of each competition. All athletes competing at the Surf Ranch
Pro received these materials on May 20th. Every athlete had the
opportunity to ask questions about the criteria at that time. None
of the athletes who made these statements took advantage of this
opportunity at the Surf Ranch Pro.
Secondly, our rules allow any athlete to review the scoring
of any wave, with the judges, and receive a more detailed
explanation of how they were scored with the judges. This process
has been in place for a number of years, and is the direct result
of working with the surfers to bring more transparency to the
judging process. It is not acceptable, and is a breach of league
policy, for surfers to choose not to engage with the proper process
and instead air grievances on social media.
A number of athletes at the Surf Ranch Pro received points
for elements such as progression and variety, so it is simply
incorrect to suggest these are not taken into account in the
judging criteria. Furthermore, our rules have been applied
consistently throughout the season, including at events this season
that were won by athletes who are now questioning those same
rules.
Surfing is an ever-evolving, subjective sport and we welcome
a robust debate around the progression of our sport and the
criteria used to judge our competitions. However, it is
unacceptable for any athlete to question the integrity of our
judges who, like our surfers, are elite professionals.
No one person or group of people are above the integrity of
the sport.
Sincerely, Erik Logan WSL Chief Executive Officer
Response from all corners was furious.
Surf journalist in good standing, JP Currie,
wrote, “Once again, you respond to criticism of the
WSL (from your athletes, no less, your most valuable commodity)
with a tone that lies somewhere between a dictator and a domestic
abuser,” with others piling on.
And it might have been thought that Miley-Dyer would have stood
up in defense of her boss but no.
Nothing today, an unprecedented six days of silence with no end
in sight?
Logan utterly abandoned.
But when do you think the World Surf League’s other chiefs,
Jessi Miley-Dyer and Dave Prodan, will finally respond? What do you
imagine their response will be?
Is she simply waiting to be nominated for another honor?
Is he hoping Mitch Salazar can clear some calendar space so they
can not deal with the “Brazil issue” again?
Here is a song for Logan, anyhow, while we wait.
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Tourists to Hawaii continue driving rental
cars into water whilst blindly following GPS prompting surf great
Kelly Slater to have “so many questions!”
By Chas Smith
Wild times on the Big Island.
Our lives, each, are inextricably tied to
technology. We either embrace all the gizmos and gadgets,
the smart appliances and next-gen Apple priority recognizing
watches, we don’t and plant flags on Mt. Luddite or fall somewhere
in between. I am solidly in the hypocritical camp when it comes to
computers, phones and their various applications. I know they are
all making me dumber and I hate Big Brother peeking at everything I
do but also want to know how much traffic I’ll be stuck in, say, so
Google Map my brain into mush.
Have you read the studies that relying on GPS is actively
destroying our sense of where we are in the world? It is true and,
perhaps, truest of all on Hawaii’s Big Island where tourists in
rental cars continue driving into the water whilst blindly staring
at their digital maps.
The second such incident in under a month occurred days ago at
the Honokohau Small Boat Harbor near Kailua-Kona. A fisherman, Drew
Solmonson and his son captured the automobile as it sinks, its
driver attempting to turn off the windshield wipers with the two
screaming at her to save herself.
“We were trying to land the boat and screaming the whole time to
get her attention but her GPS had told her to go there so she drove
right in,” Solmonson explained.
The world’s greatest surfer, Kelly Slater, preparing to not go
the Olympics via El Salvador, commented “So many questions,” on the
Instagram clip leaving fans confused as “How did the woman drive
into the water?” had just been answered with “We were trying to
land the boat and screaming the whole time to get her attention but
her GPS had told her to go there so she drove right in.”
Studies on avid social media users and their declining reading
comprehension certainly in need.
In any case, Ryan Aguilar, spokesperson with the Hawaii
Department of Land and Natural Resources, told SFGATE that
there are no plans to add signage to the harbor. “It’s really clear
that it is a ramp and it leads directly into the water,” he
said.