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"Greed is good." Photo: Wall Street
"Greed is good." Photo: Wall Street

Damning assessment from Surfline whistleblower declares forecasting giant gripped by toxic monopolistic greed!

Prices up, services slashed.

Surfline has long been the gold standard for forecasting. What began as a humble call-in line for California, based on National Weather Service buoy data in the middle 1980s turned into a juggernaut featuring wave cameras, detailed analysis, a worldwide presence and even the odd bit of reportage as the internet grew. In 2020, the company raised $30 million from The Chernin Group and bright skies all around for hard-working wave watchers, weather decoders, Marcus Sanders.

Dedication to craft paying off.

Except.

Reports from inside the Huntington Beach-based Surfline suggest evil monopolistic greed has taken over. A whistleblower has shared with BeachGrit, which presents its ultra hard surf candy free to all, that the Indian Ocean has been abandoned, no more of the aforementioned detailed analysis, cut backs in California, Europe, Australia. Forced quittings, shredding the marketing department, slashing hours and positions with “changes to the website” coming Sept. 1

Rumors floating suggest low subscription growth in the United States plus the need to keep up with higher returns to service the multi-million dollar investment are, mostly, to blame.

“The cams keep the base happy and there is no competition. They ate it all up. So it is capitalism 101,” our brave source, who is hanging on to job by thread, shared via robotic voice. “Dominate at any cost then up prices and reduce services and beat off any start-ups with dominance and market share.”

Nasty.

Now some questions.

Will the changes in service and/or upping of fees encourage you to flee?

Are there enough Covid-era adult learners aboard who don’t care about actual forecasts but just want to look at El Porto from their Century City office?

Can former World Surf League CEO Erik Logan be hired and turn the ship around?

If BeachGrit began a surf cam service that featured periodic song and dance numbers starring principals Derek Rielly and Chas Smith with guest ditties from Jen See and JP Currie would you enjoy?

Thank you.

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HamSammish

For my breaks the local surf shop, chamber of commerce visitor website, and several other businesses have free cams. Don’t need Surfline. At one time Surfline was my go to for surf journalism and travel features but they seem to have completely given up on that. Windy.com gives me all the surf forecasting information I need.

elduderino

Ok, send me an email (elduderino15<at>hotmail.com) for a continued discussion, in this forum we will get lost. However, I believe the thought of a collective vote or average over a collective opinion / experience will not be accepted by the surf community, as it would open to criticism being either kooky or giving away secrets… ? Thoughts? Again, email is better… 🙂 Thanks for discussion & opinions!
elduderino15<at>hotmail.com

tim_nelsen
Nonagon_Infinity

Elo reporting with his handycam

elduderino

Like community upvoting a low pressure system and let the consensus decide the surf quality?

Eddie Haiku

Walk down to the beach
If it’s good paddle straight out
If not, wander home

AI (for ever) .

Does Nick Carroll robot voice sound much different to his normal voice?

Tom

Great idea- we get access to as many cams online as possible and just sing and dance in front of them
No one will ever see the waves
Similarly, we go to localised weather station and just blow on wind measurements to turn off shore to onshore – people free waves

Picard Madeoff

Normal is in the eyes of the beholder. Hunter S Thompson was considered normal in my circles.

Picard Madeoff

I’ve worked for a few of them and next to eating their young that is their greatest skill.

Picard Madeoff

This is a great example of why I quit doing ludes after the Rush Moving Pictures tour in ’81…or some similar reason. Dane’s sushi, your thoughts?

Pauly Matt War-Shore

If Beachgrit started a forecasting site, you’d click on Bells and get Pipeline info.

ToasterHead

too good Pauly…this truly deserves to be highlighted at the top

tim_nelsen

purple people eaters; yellow bellied jerseys; earlier red flag bearers; blue water, mid season cut-offs…only rainbows I want are over Maui’s brightening skies…a bridge, if we will!

RQ.

“the need to keep up with higher returns to service the multi-million dollar investment”
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Gil Gunderson

Light a candle for Nick Carroll

channelbottom

Who?

Stick man

I’ve never had my own password…been premium for years!

Stick man

Call it Beachline!

tim_nelsen

CODE red, white, blue, purple…

tim_nelsen

only fans…

Stick man

Only Grit

tim_nelsen

ARS…(always reliable source)…Gratia…Artis

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/MLR9…

Stick man

Hear me–ow!

velobwoy

What will Surfline Man do?


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