“That thing, imagine slapping that f**king arse, it’s pretty good.”
Do you remember one year ago when Paul Fisher, the pro surfer turned Grammy-nominated DJ, went on a podcast hosted by his wife Chloe and her pal Ellidy Pullin and spoke frankly of his boldest sexual fantasies?
In the vein of a young Barack Obama who wrote of making “love to men daily, but in the imagination” Fisher, playing a game of Fuck, Marry, Kill, said he would “definitely have to fuck Hemsworth… That thing, imagine slapping that fucking arse, it’s pretty good.”
Fisher then nominated the mixed martial artist and former UFC champion in both the featherweight and lightweight divisions Conor McGregor as someone whom he would enjoy getting down on his knees behind and examining the machine more attentively before, cock stiff as a drainpipe and as red as a cheap piece of fishing tackle, working away like a billy goat.
Now, on the occasion of Hemsworth’s fortieth birthday, thirty-six-year-old Fisher has posted a compilation of his favourite moments with the star of Thor and Hunt including a loving pan across the actor’s famously chiselled body as he removes wax from his surfboard.
“Fucking have a go at it ladies,” says Fisher, “look at the rig on that thing!”
True!
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Something tells me if I hung out Fisher for a day my ear would be ringing by the end. And if I went to his show after then both ears.
Just quietly, anyone else loving the new Fisher x Kita Alexander tune? Nope? Anybody? Just me? Oh, ok.
prefer your writings about ski jump shaped breasts…
Just how many Million does Fisher have in the Bank?
Enough to be Losing It
Who cares
Derek, which Hemsworth would you choose ? Luke seems like the type of guy who would fuck ya and never call you again.
None of em really my type, if we’re being frank.
Any chance of you doing a book review of Owen Wright’s book?
did owen write book?
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The kid made more sense than beavis n butthead.
Is fishers nose eating itself? What’s with that hob goblin Schnauz?
He thought about it
But realised his tight arse
Would feel very Thor
there’s poppers for that
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