"If your friends make a t-shirt with your face on
it, do you have to win the world title? If that’s the rule, then
Griff wins."
Sometimes, the 405 gives love. Today it did
not. It was all hate, all the way down. To give you a tortured
surfing metaphor, I dropped in way too late, and fell so far behind
the section. By the time I made it to the Whole Foods in Malibu, it
was already noon. I should have kept driving straight by, but I
needed cookies. I could not drive the 405 without cookies.
It was entirely my own fault. Earlier in the week, industry
friends had told me that Finals Day would almost certainly fall on
Saturday. I trusted their knowledge, and made my plan. I knew I had
to drive south on Friday, but that doesn’t mean I necessarily did
anything about it. I am very deadline-oriented, as it turns
out.
So, there I sat in the slamdance where the 10 and 405 meet, and
well, I knew I wasn’t getting anywhere near San Clemente in a
hurry. It was the usual kind of thing that leads anyone with an
ounce of sanity to declare that they hate LA. Too many cars. Too
many people. Everyone trying to get somewhere and going nowhere
fast.
I start to lose my mind out there. Does Redondo come before Long
Beach? What’s the 605 anyway, but just another number. On the toll
road, a vintage VW bug grovels up the hill’s steep slope. It has a
Huntington sticker on the rear window. I admire the commitment.
In San Clemente, a red banner hangs from the overpass. Full
Metal Jack. I’m not sure what the Vietnam War has to do with
surfing, but maybe it’s better not to ask. Someone probably just
liked how it sounded. Badass. Cool. I decide to play along.
Sometimes when it comes to surfing, it’s better not to think too
hard.
A pair of kids on ebikes cross the Christianitos overpass as I
approach it. Viewed from a distance, it’s a carefree existence,
riding down to the beach with your best friend, just to see what’s
up. As the freeway bends, I can see the white roofs of the contest
structures glinting in the sun. Tomorrow.
Will the swell show up on time?
That’s the question everyone’s asking.
Hurricanes are spectacularly difficult to forecast. Out over the
water, they twist and dance. Four steps forward. Three steps left.
Spin, and spin some more. Jova is moving faster than the original
forecasts, it seems. So, it’s possible the waves will show up right
on time. It’s also possible that they will not.
I’m in Oceanside now. I pull into one of the new hotels near the
pier, where corporate money has applied a layer of gloss to the
blocks closest to the ocean. It feels trendy and artificial.
There’s craft beer and New American eats on every corner. I could
be anywhere.
The woman behind the check-in counter wants to know where I’m
from and why I’m here. The Trestles thing, I say, forgetting that
the whole world doesn’t share our obsession waves and the people
who ride them. She wants to know if I’m in the contest. No, the
actual surfing is not my job.
Around sunset, I walk out to the beach. A few lefts roll through
the lineup. A surfer stands up and goes right without success. I
laugh, thinking that I’ve found the one person in California who
hates going left more than I do.
Down in the sand, I let the water wash over my feet and watch
the sun set. A small crew sits on their boards along the pier, but
there’s not much to do beyond enjoy the view. The swell isn’t here
yet. I climb the grimy steps next to the pier. Corporate shine only
reaches so far.
In search of food, I wade through the tourists who cram the
sidewalks in their holiday clothes. Instagram dresses and their
dates swim toward the bars. One of the hotels hosts an Indian
wedding party and a woman wearing flowing red silk suddenly appears
like an apparition.
I pick up my take-out from the teenaged hostess. She has braces,
and wears a cute flowing dress paired with Converse. She tells me
that every year, she looks forward to the Super Girl Pro, the
women’s contest that takes place in Oceanside a few weeks from now.
The surf brands all come to it, she says. And the surfers are so
good.
I want to hold tightly to her enthusiasm. I want to carry it
with me down the trail to Trestles tomorrow. Imagine being excited
to see the surf brands. Imagine being able to see it all with fresh
eyes, as though the whole thing were entirely new.
You probably want predictions or rankings or some such thing.
You came here to read about surfing and I told you about how bad I
am at driving places. You want a refund. You’re probably right.
On the women’s side, I think any of the five can win. That
sounds so candyass, but it’s totally true. Carissa has experience —
both good and bad — on her side. She’s world number one yet again,
but she’s been a bit less dominant this year than previously.
Carissa is at her best in good waves and consistent conditions. If
it turns on, she’ll be hard to beat.
But the door’s open for the rest of the field. Tyler has surfed
consistently well all year. Caroline’s comeback has turned out to
be surprisingly solid, especially during the second half of the
year. Molly has so much fire, and Caity has all those wild flashes
of brilliance that can turn a heat — or a world title race.
If your friends make a t-shirt with your face on it, do you have
to win the world title? If that’s the rule, then Griff wins.
Beating Filipe is a tall order at Trestles, for sure, and the men’s
side looks less open to me. Griff, Robo, João, and Ethan may play
musical chairs, but I’d be surprised if Filipe isn’t on top at
day’s end.
Tomorrow, I’ll wake up early. Tomorrow, I won’t miss the
section. And, hopped up on hotel coffee, I’ll head back up the road
to Trestles.
My phone flashes. A text from a friend.
Maybe it’ll be surprisingly awesome, he says.
Maybe it will.