“Hahaha wow, go babe,” wrote wife Lakey, “@wsl what does he win? hahaha.”
Earlier today in a post narrated by Bailey Ladders jester Kaipo Guerrero, the Australian husband of Lakey Peterson, Thomas Allen, was announced winner of the WSL’s Fantasy League.
Allen, who is thirty-three, won the year-long contest out of an astonishing 115,000 competitors, though the number of active participants in unknown.
The lightly commented post was marked by readers asking what prize Allen might receive for the remarkable feat.
“What does he win?” asked The Green Room Times.
“Hahaha wow, go babe,” wrote wife Lakey, “@wsl what does he win? hahaha.”
The lack of a prize is a sore point.
Four years ago, the staggering lack of any prizes was brought into the spotlight when Berlin-based Australian surfer Shane Starling aka Zmonde, picked ten of the eleven event winners, although his victory came and went unacknowledged by the owners of the game.
(BeachGrit remedied that situation a little with a despatch of t-shirts and air fresheners.)
When I ask Allen about the prize he said he’d heard that someone, some year, won a trip to Indonesia although “I might have to buy myself a trophy”.
Allen is a little better placed than most to participate in the game. He films his wife freesurfing around the events and gets to see who the in-form surfers are.
Like in Brazil where eventual winner Yago Dora was “landing everything. He couldn’t make a wrong decision. He was surfing better than anyone in the free surfs. If you weren’t there it was impossible to know how in-form he was.
One thing he noticed this season was “John John hasn’t been the stand-out he normally is”.
Allen waits til the morning of the event to choose his team and picks horses for courses. Small waves, the small-wave guys (Filipe), if it’s bigger, “the guys who are better on rail.”
As for Finals Day, the missus thinks Carissa Moore is going to come in hot and angry and win it, although Allen is leaning towards super kid Caity Simmers, who grew up down the road at Oceanside.
“Caity throws her tail, gets her tail loose so easily and the judges are scoring all that progressive stuff on the women’s side this year.”
Either her or Molly Picklum.
“They’ve got air reverses on dial. Throw those and the judges will wait it up all day long.”
Men?
Well, yeah, real hard to go past Filipe if it’s small, he says, but a little bigger and Griffin and Ethan come into the mix.
“You can never count Ethan out,” says Allen, “at the wave pool he proved everyone wrong.”
On V-Day, Allen says he’s been “cruising and soaking up the victory” although a repeat of the feat is unlikely.
“Maybe I’ll retire. It’s a one and done deal. I’ll depart while I’m sitting on top of the mountain.”
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He wins first dibs on a property when KSWC opens up their Surf-anchored community
Too old to have any competency in a Fantasy league of any kind but I will give my idea of the winners of the Finals day melee. Sound of trumpets;
Caroline Marks and Jack Robinson.
Don’t expect a prize but at 5/1 Marxy and 8/1 Robbo it would be worth getting the bookies to provide the pay off. Two singles and the 50/1 double for me.
Just to update. Marks is 8/1 and Robbo is 14/1. Pays to shop around. Double is around 130/1. Compare that to 3/1 the Moore/ Toledo double.
Reckon Caroline and Jack have timed their runs to perfection.
Biggest advantage is being in the same time zone.
Just glanced at the Lowers forecast and in typical WSL fashion… it looks to pump right up until Sept. 8th.
Felipe been doing a lot of praying this year and its paying off.
He wins free reign on an A1 set of tiddies
Xox
Prize should be Elo’s Felipe chest tattoo shirt.
Judges are going to give it to Griffin this year guaranteed.
So you’re telling me… All I need to do to win fantasy surf league, is physically follow the entire world surf league tour around the actual world and watch, film and analyse everyone who will actually be competing actually surf for the week or so prior to the event kicking off and then just throw my picks in at the last minute? Sign me up for 2024!
Piece of cake!
Are spouse’s allowed to bet online?
VERY good question.
You gunna marry Gabby?
Xox
If only he’d have me!
Manifestation imminente.
Xox
Not that it would matter, of course, since there are a million ways round it if they weren’t.
Finals day leaderboard… boom, Mic drop.
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you should be
Big ups, Tommy. I came 13th. Not just a pretty face.
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What about the final, the picks are open now. Does it not tally into the overall results?
What did you win?
Prize is ELos old parking spot for one year.
Speaking of no prizes, I just started a BEACHGRIT WSL League for next year if anyone wants to join.
What would the prize be? I suggest a personalised biographical introduction by Derek Reilly.
A years free access to all reruns of Ultimate Surfer.
hahaha
Ad-free beachgrit for one year
Was the schedule not already released this time last year? You think someone’s plotting changes?
New ownership announced sometime shortly after Finals Day.
Dirk gets paid. Ndas expire and the Okie and those complicit get the tributes they deserve … finally.
Finals day in a french brothel
Wait, what there is going to be a tour?
south of any pier…
against the grain.