Toledo (pictured) repping. Photo: WSL
Toledo (pictured) repping. Photo: WSL

Pressure grows on Filipe Toledo to vacate Olympic slot after shock admission that he’s afraid to surf Teahupo’o

"Pull in or pull out."

How do you solve a problem like Filipe? Yesterday’s not surprising though shocking admission by the current, and likely future, world surfing champion Filipe Toledo’s father that the very talented Brazilian is, in fact, scared of Teahupo’o was certainly… something. We have watched the still-young man fail to paddle for waves for years now, historic 0.00 heat totals, getting smoked by two fifty year-olds, gifting heat wins to competitors just so he can get out of the water though he has always denied fear.

Denied it, that is, until his much-loved father Ricardo opened up and declared:

The truth is that he is afraid of hitting the coral bottom. That is the fear he has, of hitting himself there and really hurting himself and suffering an irreversible injury. It’s something that stays in his head… He’s already surfed big Waimea and Pipeline. He doesn’t have the know-how like John John has, like Medina has or as Italo acquired over the years. It is something that we know but at no time does it detract from the quality of the athlete that he is.

Why let the scaredy-cat out of the bag now, though? Why dig up a fact that has been meticulously buried?

Next year’s Olympics will be contested at “The Place of Broken Skulls” or “Tear-hoo-poh-oh” and Toledo has already secured his spot on the Brazilian team. There he will be, standing shoulder to shoulder with Gabriel Medina or Italo Ferreira or Yago Dora quaking knees wrapped in gold and green.

Admitting that hitting the coral bottom “stays in his head?”

Unfortunately it does completely detract from the quality of the athlete that he is.

His terror is completely obvious, and reasonable for any mere mortal, but not for Ubatuba’s first son. Toledo has super human reflexes and ability. God-gifted talent above and beyond plus resources to hone and maximize. He could swing on any gaping beast and, though sheer capability, navigate. That he has refused to grow the heart, to this point, to spend time and money, gin up confidence, learn is a mark directly against him.

And, so, if he continues to refuse to try this year, with truth of trepidation out in the open, shouldn’t he claim gut injury and vacate his Olympic spot to either Gabriel Medina or Italo Ferreira or Yago Dora?

If he doesn’t, will it be a historically selfish act?

Placing self directly above country?

Tell me how I’m wrong.

David Lee Scales and I, anyhow, briefly discussed Toledo’s cowardice on today’s program alongside solving the blight of racism. Worth a listen and the episode will soon be enshrined in the Smithsonian.

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World Shaving League
World Shaving League
3 years ago

He has a fucken Lion on his chest!!!! That’s hilarious!!!

jacksprat
jacksprat
3 years ago

Zero chance of Charles calling out anybody in the flesh. Tough guys don’t dance – on the internet.

jacksprat
jacksprat
3 years ago

All skill. No ticker. It’s a shame really.

7dollarsurfboard
7dollarsurfboard
3 years ago

Brazilians send death threats online. BGers send pantsing threats.

Hippy
Hippy
3 years ago

So Chas should do the same to Stuffi Gilmore?

JOB's second chin
JOB's second chin
3 years ago

Don’t worry, he’s got all summer to post up there and get better at surfing the joint which I’m sure he’ll do. /s

justiceminister
justiceminister
3 years ago

Titch will only be the slightest bit bothered about this when the long range forecast is made leading toward the event. Any chance of waves over head height will have him develop a mystery virus that will last till the Olympic event is a distant memory.

Pauly Matt War-Shore
Pauly Matt War-Shore
3 years ago

I’m fine with Coté, think women should be equal, and have secondhand embarrassment for Pip.

channelbottom
channelbottom
3 years ago

He should just go to Chopes and take off on a similar wave that Flippy wouldn’t go on. Even if he gets smashed, he still went.

Pauly Matt War-Shore
Pauly Matt War-Shore
3 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

We should crowdfund this.

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
3 years ago

One punches below the belt figuratively. Given how tall Chas is and short Fil is, one would punch under the belt literally.

Low wide stinkbug stance
Low wide stinkbug stance
3 years ago

Moops!

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
3 years ago

I.e. put money where mouth is.

Huckleberry
Huckleberry
3 years ago

Ding ding ding You’re correct sir!
Nice one Chas 👍🏻

Low wide stinkbug stance
Low wide stinkbug stance
3 years ago

It doesnt matter what you think Chas, rules are rules. He will compete at the olympics unless he is injured or somehow loses endorsement by surfing brazil (which would only happen in gross misconduct).

By the way, surfer beat you to the scoop about the kelster missing out on chopes even if the US gets the third spot. Looks like surfing USA gave kel an easy loophole to sneak through (finish 3td or higher at the ct event) but barron beat him to the punch.

Will you be pushing for barron to give up his spot to the goat?

K0o_o0K
K0o_o0K
3 years ago

personally, yes.

Low wide stinkbug stance
Low wide stinkbug stance
3 years ago
Reply to  K0o_o0K

Youll be wasting your breath though.

Look they served him up the biggest gimme in world surfing to sneak his way in the back door and he blew it.

mike m
mike m
3 years ago

If you’re not walking around with half a woody ’cause you’re surfing in the Olympics at Tahiti, PULL OUT.

Pauly Matt War-Shore
Pauly Matt War-Shore
3 years ago

No.

Chas Smith
Chas Smith
3 years ago

If Filipe would unblock me, I’d tell him today.

Pauly Matt War-Shore
Pauly Matt War-Shore
3 years ago
Reply to  Chas Smith

he blocked me too! 🙁

channelbottom
channelbottom
3 years ago

I’m not blocked by any of the famous people that BG likes to noise-up.

Pauly Matt War-Shore
Pauly Matt War-Shore
3 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

who are you on IG? I’m not famous, but I’ll block you.

channelbottom
channelbottom
3 years ago

I’m not on any of those things.
Which is probably why they haven’t blocked me.

Chas Smith
Chas Smith
3 years ago

You think after all these years being a chicken, though, that he’ll eye of the tiger when Teahupo’o actually is the prize?

AI (for ever) .
AI (for ever) .
3 years ago

From a commercial point of view I’m already ordered a container load of t-shirts from China, complete with knock off olympic badges, in Brazil colours with “ Pip won’t go “
In large white letters on the back!

Order now and I’ll throw in free subsc To Beachgrit!

frank
frank
3 years ago

yes, but only if he still has a beard, and if Chas caresses the beard with both of his hands


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