"You’re getting a cool and respectful young man, Levi McConaughey, coming at you. I hope you can do your best to treat him the same way."
The son of Hollywood superstar Mathew McConaughey has made a stunning debut on Instagram, revealing polished skills in the surf and on the snow.
Levi McConaughey got the gift of social media, as well as supersonic genetics, from his parents, Daddy Mathew and Brazilian model mama Camila Alves, for his fifteenth birthday.
“Hey, buddy, your mama’s a little nervous today about one of the gifts we are giving you,” Daddy told the couple’s nine-mill followers. “Yes, we are allowing you, Levi, today on your 15th birthday, to join the social media universe… ”
Daddy then explained the deal,
“He knows who he is and he knows where he’s going at. I think he can handle it. He has a great story to tell, to share. I want to let all of you all know you’re getting a very cool and respectful young man, Levi McConaughey, coming at you, and I hope you can all do your best to treat him the same way. Levi, enjoy the adventure, sharing your story and expressing yourself and exchanging with the people out there.”
Over the course of two posts, Levi, who has the same rich, ripe, radiant apricot skin, eyes and hair as Kai Lenny, demonstrates his comfort towing into size, pulling into dredging runners and giving hell to the snow.
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The WSL personality famous for his steroidal tits, Strider Wasilewski, wrote, “Sick one grom” while former pro surfer Yadin Nicol simply melted,
“So sick, Levi!”
so as a single function amoeba what is our opinion of boycotting the WSL? nope. can’t do it. who won Jeff’s?
Ya, while it’s not for me too judging individual circumstances I light a torch on those among us who protest they are writers, Klan of all written word even.
Who else is still working/ scabbing?
Jensee
But , in all reality.
Scabs
When a scab comes down the street, men turn their backs and angels weep in heaven, and the devil shuts the gates of hell to keep him out. No man or woman has a right to scab as long as there is a pool of water deep enough to drown his body in, or a rope long enough to hang his carcass with.
Is there any group of “sportsman” lamer than pro surfers?
The surfing is average but the level of suck up from the likes of Strider is off the charts. Give Strider a HamSammish.
Should just give the kid his first bump and a pre roll with his Mickey’s big Mouth 40!
Happy Birthday!
lil’ heart is a flutterin. nose is runnin. my lungs are achin. my liver is wantin. “when I was 15, that was a very good year…fuckin mentors!”
Can he handle the GRIT
must be 21 or over…but wouldn’t hit his stride(r) til many years later. So, no.
Hey Sharkgrit, get your ass over to youtube for the Florence shark vid of J Bay. Rio Waida almost made snack for 12 foot male local as Gentil awkwardly belts lip.
is that a corny headline or is it a fact? nice, either way, Ski.
…and the rich get richer. The End.
Only a nepo baby knows the feeling.
. Technically the union only covers the US, but its Global Rule One demands that members pull out of any production anywhere in the world.
Worker’s united will never be defeated.
The scabs, Derek and Chas however will always be remembered.
Stand for something or fail in anything.
Choose
Happy Fifteenth Kid!
Here’s a free Insta account
Cheap Motherfuckers
“Levi, enjoy the adventure, sharing your story and expressing yourself and exchanging with the people out there.”
Levi: dad, why is my inbox full of nudes? Is this how it works?
lil’ otter got her first insta today too! what a co-inky dink! https://uploads.disquscdn.c…
da otter-side!
My morning wood is getting an Insta account. Same with my ear wax,and dried boogers. Also my chewed up pencil, flat lined bank account, stinky slaps, and then I’m making another Insta to talk about all those accounts. It’s a navel gazing circle jerk of ego gratification to make up for the gaping void of self meaning and heaping doses of self loathing, all hidden behind algorithms that make my woody look bigger than yours.
Welcome to finally having meaning in your life, Levi.
Very attractive blond on the beach alone, but not really. She spent my attention time photographing herself, ducking under a towel to view the image, wiping it clean to shoot a diff angle for about an hour. Hard to imagine such a hottie wasn’t satisfied with any of several hundred efforts, but she was persistent and kept trying.
Meanwhile, the beach was nearly empty, clouds wafted shaded back and forth, ocean temps are no longer hiding broken off glacier ice chunks and the waves were not terrible.
“Life” in the 2020s.
‘still’ life. see tits?
That WAS you at the Biltmore! No? Oh well….. I heard parking was difficult now that the sun came out.
be kind. rewind…
It’ll all end in tears.
Stay off Social and stick to a couple of message boards if you can be bothered.
Narcissist house of mirrors
this why we remain avatars. go cadillac/
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