Bob Hurley, right, and mysterious deleted post.

Mystery surrounds “razor-sharp surf magnate” Bob Hurley post slamming direction of his eponymous brand as it’s quickly disappeared from internet!

“Bruh”

It’s hard to imagine, now, the ruckus, disbelief, horror even, when Billabong’s US licensee, surfboard shaper Bob Hurley, handed back what had become a license to print money in 1998 and to strike out on his own. 

You gonna hand back the keys to Billabong? You gonna call it, what? Hurley? 

Under Bob’s expert hand, and helped by taking the designers, surfers and marketeers, and product patents he’d developed for Billabong, Hurley quickly grew into one of the biggest, and most respected surf brands in the world.

Three years later, “razor-sharp surf magnate” Bob sold to Nike for a hundred and twenty mill.

Bob was always around, howevs, the company had his name on it after all, and he took over as CEO for three years, 2012 to 2015, the glory years of the Nike-ownership era some might say. 

Four years later, Nike sold Hurley to Bluestar Alliance, a “brand management company”. The way Bluestar works is it identifies brands it wants to buy and once they get the keys, “our team of experts embark on a complete and thorough understanding of the brand’s potential channels of distribution and price point strategies. We create tools such as brand development profiles, trend guides, style guides and marketing strategies. These marketing materials portray graphic illustrations and a strategic marketing road map to enhance consumer brand recognition.”

The focus at Hurley shifted from R and D, maintaining a dazzling surf team, high-end accounts and so on to a model focussed on the bottom line, with multiple teamrider contracts quickly terminated. 

Soon, there were inflatable toy toys, beard oil, hair product, performance bodyboards, beach chairs. 

And, today, before it was quickly deleted from view, sixty-eight-year-old, Newfoundland-born Hurley, who now heads Florence Marine X, ran a couple of shots of Hurley’s “performance” bodyboards and a rack of beach chairs with the withering comment, 

“Bruh.” 

Many comments ensued before the provocative post was disappeared. 

Obviously, comment has been sought, crickets thus far although it’s only been eleven minutes, but what’s your immediate reaction? Do you think Bob thought it was a little rough on Bluestar? A little weird to dunk on his own brand? 

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SeverelyLtd
SeverelyLtd
3 years ago

Bud Lights. Guaranteed.

7dollarsurfboard
7dollarsurfboard
3 years ago

Next year when surfers get a 10 point ride they win a Hurley hamper.

Included in the hamper is
Hurley ladder
Hurley cooler box
Hurley Foosball table
Hurley Smart watch
Hurley Khaki jacket, trousers and shirt

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
3 years ago

was…free stickers?

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
3 years ago

ELO: “again. trying too hard to over-diversify. some good t’ings must be be eliminated. the truth is hard to swallow when it flows like…cheap pinot or caipirinhas.”

cc: PR and other Dept Heads

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
3 years ago

One hopes.

AI (for ever) .
AI (for ever) .
3 years ago

When a scab comes down the street, men turn their backs and angels weep in heaven, and the devil shuts the gates of hell to keep him out. No man has a right to scab as long as there is a pool of water deep enough to drown his body in, or a rope long enough to hang his carcass with.

Your are with us or against us.

Shut Beachgrit down till the strike is over. Or be a scab.
Choice

SeverelyLtd
SeverelyLtd
3 years ago

Unions Suck.

jacksprat
jacksprat
3 years ago

Remember Gotcha? Lightning Bolt? No Fear? Hurley is the same. Billabong the same. Quiksilver the same. All of these labels have and/or will inevitably devolve into Kmart style kookdom.

7dollarsurfboard
7dollarsurfboard
3 years ago
Reply to  jacksprat

Hey. Kmart rocks.

Board Barnacle
Board Barnacle
3 years ago
Reply to  jacksprat

Don’t forget Hot Tuna, Crystal Cylinders and Mambo.

KP
KP
3 years ago
Reply to  jacksprat

All these big brands were built on the backs of our local mom&pop brick&mortar stores and they just straight up sold out and left them high and dry and opened their own stores. Big money and no value, that don’t last long, sad… We’re left with choke product full of bad karma…

jacksprat
jacksprat
3 years ago

Really? It was unnecessary crap then as it is now. Same with Florence whatever it is. Slave labour to sell lifestyle afilliation to those with too little brains and too much money. Please don’t sell shit and complain (goes for types like Dane Reynolds, Rastavich etc etc etc)

Pauly Matt War-Shore
Pauly Matt War-Shore
3 years ago
Reply to  jacksprat

Sam?

Stick man
Stick man
3 years ago

He HAS been MIA…

jacksprat
jacksprat
3 years ago

Who’s Sam? Sam who? Who’s Sam? Sam who?

Sean Connery
Sean Connery
3 years ago
Reply to  jacksprat

Hey, hey, hey… Dane silk screens his own shirts. That’s why the logo is always a little crooked.

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
3 years ago
Reply to  Sean Connery

just like my smile…

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
3 years ago

How do you feel about what Stab has become?

Truth
Truth
3 years ago

Dez – ‘Bruuuh’..

K0o_o0K
K0o_o0K
3 years ago

I’m actually surprised how tempted i’ve felt to subscribe. Can’t argue that the content they create can be unique and worthwhile, even if they are a bunch of douches.

NUG
NUG
3 years ago

Bob has or had a house one street over from the River Jetties. One time I saw him rinsing out his wetsuit on a super dirt alleyway. There was a Tecate can within spray radius. And I thought to myself “Good people.”

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
3 years ago
Reply to  NUG

those people!

Z Knows
Z Knows
3 years ago

He playing chess while we playing checkers… all of a sudden I need to buy from a core surf brand like like a hooded rash guard sweater. Imagine that. Also anyone who peddles surf brand gear is a false prophet… they just invite more people in the water. F THAT! Whats worse than a surfer? A surfer who sells soft surf goods by promoting surfing. It adds zero, I mean zero to surfing itself.

Hot take bob hurley is the dora of our surf generation. He propagated surf culture which saturated the line-up with VALs, so that he can afford to live in the bubble of trestles and whilst scoring on private surf tours, funded by the backs of a crowded line up.

Now he’s shitting his own brand to promote his other brand, to continue to fund himself and surf more uncrowded line up.

Truth
Truth
3 years ago
Reply to  Z Knows

What’s your point.

Surely not that every multimillionaire in (surf) business did so to make money , over preserving the ocean for dumb cunts like you?

jacksprat
jacksprat
3 years ago
Reply to  Truth

Point is he has the temerity to complain about other people doing exactly the same shit he did. And yes, like every other surf bazillionaire, he did it to make a shitload of money. And no, he wasn’t preserving the ocean, dummy. Where was his factory? Do cargo ships spew out unicorn milk? Do planes engines emit fairy dust? Give me a break. Are you a Hurley bot?

Truth
Truth
3 years ago
Reply to  jacksprat

I just accepted capitalism a while ago. This narrative that some surfers spew that insinuates that everything revolves around them is so fucking boring.

I understood the hook in the article fine, dummy. I just don’t understand whinging cunts.

I mean be a cunt. Be an interesting cunt. Just not a whinging sook cunt.

Bob’s made a crack because like everyone who knows surf is seeing a brand that at its peak had the no1 roster. Was respected. Now comparably, it’s a joke.

Good on him for being a cunt taking the piss, it’s interesting. Unlike you.

Z Knows
Z Knows
3 years ago
Reply to  Truth

You just like hearing yourself talk?

Like I said. Bob Hurley is Dora 2.0

Truth
Truth
3 years ago
Reply to  Z Knows

I do, I talk out loud to myself as I type. Wtf.

I have no reason to support Hurley, the man or his ex- brand. Dora had a rep as being a scam artist, theif & done time.

Bobs worth a mint & appears to have earnt it legit. Played the long game with bong & then cut over. Timed to perfection with hindsight. Could you see Nike spending 120M on a 3 year start up today.. Neither.

What exactly the fuck are you on about. Seriously, enlighten me with your profound wisdom explaining your analogy you’ve doubled down on.

mike m
mike m
3 years ago
Ron Milk Williams
Ron Milk Williams
3 years ago

$$ ruins many things – Rugby union was one of the first to suffer

Truth
Truth
3 years ago

Union is shit because it’s not league.

Tom
Tom
3 years ago

Looking forward to the new Hurley vacuum cleaner

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
3 years ago
Reply to  Tom

Supposedly they’re going to sell ladder polisher for all the surfers who bought Bailley ladders this year.

Fig Jam
Fig Jam
3 years ago

And specialised rung grip tape

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
3 years ago

letterhead for The Regulators will be cranked out here…need solar panels~”Someone close the window blinds. future so bright. can’t afford Hurley shades.”

https://scontent-sjc3-1.xx….

Hippy
Hippy
3 years ago

He sold H for only 20M?


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