"Absurd," says Yago Dora.
It’s been four years, roughly, since I picked my way through a maze of serviced apartments in Margaret River, six o’clock of a cool May evening it was, for the honour of spending two days with Italo Ferreira.
As clear as if it was yesterday, I recalled the way his mango-sized deltoids popped as he squeezed his hands together. I remember, also, Italo showing me the Instagram post from his then-girlfriend Mari which he’d examined prior to their first meeting and that made him fall in love with her.
Mari sits astride a chair in white bikini bottoms. Her yellow hair waterfalls over brown skin and a red brassiere. Both eyes are closed and Mari’s tongue laps at an imaginary milk bowl in the sky.

History, of course, tells us that Italo, the son of a penniless Brazilian fisherman, won the world title that year, putting Medina on the end of his boot at Pipeline. Two years later, he became surfing’s first gold medal Olympian although no longer with Mari at his hip.
A likeable man with good intentions and as flashing and as relentless as a rapier. But for a knee-injury at J-Bay it’s likely his volcanic energy would be all over Lower Trestles, doom for Filipe etc.
Out of the game and with no contests for almost six months, Italo has been showering his almost three-million fans with posts, the latest a barrel to boogie-dodge to the gala performance of a frontside 540.
Kelly Slater, fifty-one and a pioneer of aerial drama, describes it thus.
“First off, this is one of the gnarliest things I’ve ever seen done on a wave. And I’m baffled that Italo Ferreira could do a year on Tour and not make the Top 5.
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Italo has yet to recover from that air at Narra which the judges said he didn’t make
The guys that got trade jobs in Hollywood scored, the pensions are ridiculous and it’s nearly impossible to lose your job.
amazing yes, 540 no. learn to count in degrees (or radians) kooks 🙂
Is Italo the 3rd member of Island Boys?
We drove through San Blas hoping for this hurricane to swing up and light Mata up. Tried twice before, same thing setting up, neither time came together.
The town was usually empty, hotels cheap AF. But this third time, town was packed. “Cool” LA peeps everywhere. Our cheaper than cheap hotel had doubled it’s price, last room left, two bunks… we had to pull that trigger.
Restaurant is packed. Took two seats at the bar and can’t believe our eyes, women galore.
“Hippy, nice surprise seeing you here”… it was Arnold’s personal assistant.
“Cindy, wtf is going on here?”.
They were filming Predator in and around the estuary hillsides.
We scored a glancing swell, best I’d seen the place but the crusty old guys said it was B at best. I couldn’t figure out if they were protecting their joint or not. How could 300 yard OH rights be just a B? Those carps were saying it should have been 3 times longer, I dunno.
Gosh Cindy looked good. Smelled better.
Man that woman is hot. Like smokin. No wonder the dude is despondent.
The film is sped up
I thought the most interesting thing ks mentioned was how criteria was set without knowing the conditions. Also aren’t others doing kick flips and crap. That one guy who flips board and rids it fins up is crazy. I’m no air guy, prefer carves so I don’t understand any way.
if forecast holds (big if), and if they run on Sunday in double overhead conditions, have to think that favors Ewing (even w/ a bad back) and Griff. All eyes on those tropics.
I imagine the bleach blonde dreads was probably the breaking point for her.
Meh, Gabby’s was better in Newy. Xox
They call this type of article ‘offal waffle’.
Non prefers braised sweetbread.
Also claims his words were twisted by Stab re finals format which is interesting cos they published to interview apparently in full.
He was never the same after he split from Mari.
Imagine not having that spinner, after having that spinner….
The new one looking pretty good.
Smokin!
I was stunned that a DR post had a pic of a lady at all.
who’s singin the national anthem at trestle’s? who’s flyin by? marines are close by…Floyd the gatekkeper from the ranch and neymore who runs raimana’s ski…WElcome to the Machine~
isn’t Fatt singing the National Mayhem?
rinse & repeat~ur a duetsh…mark….
https://youtu.be/qae25976Ug…
He’s a big, big miss in this current format.
https://youtu.be/BKAYGVIkbo…
Not baffled Kelly
Could do a full year on tour
And not make Top Five
Kunty McKuntface
Can’t make the cut without a
Helping hand from wooz