Wander the rooms of the beachfront house Perry offloaded before moving to Sunset Beach Point…
Two days back, all those over-forties whose formative years were spent thrilling to Matthew Perry’s lovable smart-ass Chandler Bing on Friends, were saddened to hear he’d been found dead in his LA hot tub.
Shocked, not so much.
Matthew Perry, who was fifty-four, had a real tight relationship with painkillers, snacking on fifty-five Vicodins a day.
“I would fake back injuries. I would fake migraine headaches. I had eight doctors going at the same time,” Matthew Perry told the NY Times.
“I would wake up and have to get 55 Vicodin that day, and figure out how to do it. When you’re a drug addict, it’s all math. I go to this place, and I need to take three. And then I go to this place, and I’m going to take five because I’m going to be there longer.
“It’s exhausting but you have to do it or you get very, very sick. I wasn’t doing it to feel high or to feel good. I certainly wasn’t a partyer; I just wanted to sit on my couch, take five Vicodin and watch a movie. That was heaven for me. It no longer is.”
Yesterday, we took you on a little stroll through his Sunset Point Beach-adjacent house.
Today, come and wander the rooms of the Malibu house Perry offloaded shortly before moving to the mid-century masterpiece at 18038 Blue Sail Dr, Pacific Palisades.
Perry bought the two-storey Malibu joint for twelve mill and lived in for a decade before selling for thirteen as he downsized to his final address.
It boasted five-and-a-half-thousand square feet of lebensraum (as Hamas and their ilk like to say), a master bedroom that spanned the width of the beachfront balcony, a jacuzzi (naturally) and movie theatre.
Preferable, I think, to the Blue Sail Drive place.

how? could any human take 55 vic’s a day? even 10 is a lot!!!!
Much prefer the Kelly/Giselle fascination than about Matthew Perry.
Next to Chas Derek seems very emotionally stable so I always forget he kinda looses it every time Israel and Palestine gets hot.
free manifests, here, there…it’s our destiny. DR: “I envy their intensity, but am not yet caught up in their lebenscram. Honey! can we afford…”
NO
Chas and DR use the Monty Python technique to perfection.
https://youtu.be/grbSQ6O6kb…
Faucet with 3 taps? Now thats livin!
Like to have that ping pong table..
Vicodin, wtf? Why not take some shrooms, or mdma, mda, dmt or some other good shit that makes you feel less like a sack of shit? So much easier to get too. Crazy.
Those drugs are a completely different vibe. Plus once it gets you…it gets you and digs those teeth in deep.
It’s a light opioid, and the guy is taking a bunch of them to get a couch feeling heaven. There are plenty of better choices for that.
“it gets you and digs those teeth in deep.” That’s exactly why you have to find something less damaging.
Since he was a raging addict I think the only safe alternative for him was sobriety.
Hahaha, funny, sobriety, haha, good one
What’s funny is my comments make it look like I cared. Don’t drink and disqus bro. I’ll never learn.
Okay that’s more than enough…thanks in advance!
I would love to host
Real Estate of the DeadGrit
In an Elvis mask
..all that schlepping Roy Powers could have saved him!
Was going to survey the audience a coupla earlier… how many amongst did have a ballcuzzi?!…I for one did such many moons ago on a little known island starting with B and ending in I… thought it was hilarious at the time!… God save euro chick’s!…
Looks like he’d wised up to the inevitable tsunami by moving to higher ground.
Also no space for a bowling green.
Nice little place next door though…
Good eyes. probably the coolest of the 3, with beach chairs below in the sand and shade, where they should be, and maybe a few boards up in the rafters.
How many people in these other beach mansions, even get there feet wet or sandy?
never! we just pushed trespassers off our seawalls…
He moved to “Higher Ground” alright…
he was told there is great surf out front…after he bought it. what a bring down! wanted to, but never learned to surf. unlike Jonah. Sally. ELO. Keanu. Swayze. and Matt, The Surfer Dude
Which Begs The Question
did Selema?
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Could it be anymore dead
Geez, way to flog something like a dead Mathew Perry
Bad taste even for this site.
Cheers cunt