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Matthew Perry (right) redeemed. Photo: Friends
Matthew Perry (right) redeemed. Photo: Friends

Surf world in mourning as redeemed Friend Matthew Perry drowns

A sad day.

The surf world is reeling, tonight, after the revelation that Matthew Perry has drowned. The beloved Friend roiled the selfsame surf world less than one year ago when he took a vicious swipe at hero Keanu Reeves. “Why is it that the original thinkers like River Phoenix and Heath Ledger die, but Keanu Reeves still walks among us?” Perry wrote in his memoir.

Surf fans, of course, venerate Reeves as a saint after his portrayal of Johnny Utah in Point Break, which remains the best surf movie ever made.

The tribal furiousness at the bash forced surf fans to round on the man who played Chandler Bing. Protests were in the process of being organized, acts of civil disobedience in the works, though Perry quickly pivoted and said he was sorry.

“It was a mean thing to do,” he declared to a live audience about smearing Reeves. “I pulled his name because I live on the same street. I’ve apologized publicly to him. Any future versions of the book will not have his name in it.”

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Surf fans breathed a sigh of relief, happy not to lose Perry, and settled back into binge watching Serving Sarah.

Mourning, then, understandable when, hours ago, reports filtered out that the 54-year-old was found dead in his Hollywood home. He had come home in the morning, apparently, after playing pickelball for two plus hours. His assistant ran out on some errands, came back and found the actor drowned in his jacuzzi.

According to TMZ, no drugs were found at the scene.

A pure tragedy, then, one that will reverberate for some time.

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Rest In Peace, Matthew Perry and thanks for the laughs.

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Lol

Just FYI, I’ve has many things start in a jacuzzi but it makes it difficult for insertion so it ends up inside the house

Picard Madeoff

The brilliance of these profound words is not lost on me. If only I was single and could make up for my feeble efforts!

Picard Madeoff

I find this post horribly offensive at many levels you filthy pig! The mere thought of hot water and jacuzzi jets pushing your bodily fluids all over the tub and what those poor girls went through troubles me…BUT only because I never had a threesome in a hot tub!

xy

youre embarrassing yourself here champ

Luna
Pauly Matt War-Shore

Fuck off back to hating gay people on americancraftbeer.com

Ch H

So they’re not telling us how he managed to drown in the tub!

xy

The fact that you need to feel like the big dog by calling me names speaks volumes. Sorry for what you did to yourself and your family. No judgement but…

xy

cool story bro. unless you have something to add, why not go back to watching the news and let the grownups speak logic.

Sean Connery

No point in having an assistant if he/she/it isn’t there when you need them most.

justiceminister

There’s never a friend around when you need them

xy

I dont want to be the one to mention it but sure has been a lot of people dropping dead recently in the prime of their life. Granted he didnt look too healthy in recent photos but he also promoted selling merch that read ‘could i be anymore vaccinated’

im sure its all very much a coincidence…

Dim Sim

Your wright Im glad I havent had tha polo vaccine.

Coyote Belly

They make that?

Dim Sim

Of course. Ask ex-prince Harry.

xy

Thats a fun example to dig a little deeper into. Having family experience with polio I might be able to enlighten you a bit. Worth looking into is sanitary conditions of the day and what happened when that was cleaned up and THEN what happened AFTER the vaccine was introduced. Surely just another coincidence. Aother one which is fun is the notion that because people tried to avoid hospitals and drs etc many babies in the last coupla didnt stay updated with all their needles guess what happened? SIDS all but went away, replaced with SADS. you cant make this stuff up.

Dim Sim

You too? Me too! My great aunt (sadly deceased) got polo after (sensibly) not being vaccinated and was lovingly nursed back to health by her husband, who she promptly divorced (she was ahead of her time, way back when) as soon as she was able. Proof that the polo vaccine is NOT life affirming.

ruthann

Affected your spelling! 😂

Dovakin

You do know that he had a massive addiction problem, right?

Rich Marx

Yeah nearly 30 years of cocaine and opiate addiction.

xy

But no mention that he died because of drugs or alcohol. nope. instead he was actually said to be 2yrs sober. sure the many years of abuse my contribute but when someone posts themselves selling t-shirts which are all about how vaccinated they are one can assume he was ‘upto date’ and likely 5 deep. You can bury your head in the sand on this real topic of SADS and 20% excess death rates and all the heart issues people are having since sticking that poison in their body but facts are facts amigo. Sorry.

V3 Rocket

What’s your connection between his death and your beliefs about vaccines?

xy

Well for starters, since the roll-out of that poison excess deaths is up by 20% thats not a nominal amount. 20% excess deaths. As in the 1/5 more people dying all of a sudden. Many of these by way of sudden cardiac arrest, stroke and oh yes the new term turbo cancer.
Im going to assume his hot tub was not 10ft deep and like most hottubs one can stand up in them. Quite hard for an adult to drown in a shallow hot tub can we not agree.
The fact he was known to be promoting the vax AND selling merch with slogans such as could i be any more vaccinated on them, one can assume (im an idiot) and that he would be dosed right up.
My connection is too many extra people (20%) are dying all of a sudden and many of those being healthy fit young people that i believe there is a connection between a sober matt perry drowning in a shallow body of water, while also being heavily vaxxed with a poison that is killing young fit people in huge numbers. You dont have to be an epidemiologist to put two and two together.

V3 Rocket

You’re an epidemiologist?

Dovakin

you might wanna look up the definition of “fact”

Pauly Matt War-Shore

It never ends with you ghouls, does it.

xy

Kind of like how it never ended with YOU types when you proudly ostracized friends, family and complete strangers who didnt fall for the propaganda and saw through the lies. Thats right. Those people who were censored, shamed, not allowed to travel or enter a cafe. People whos businesses were shut down, who were arrested. Those people you called names (kind of like Ghouls) Im sorry if the truth hurts your feelings pal but why should i not speak in facts? You didnt care back then so maybe you still dont care but you should.

Pauly Matt War-Shore

I would keep engaging, but then I saw your views on the polio vaccine.

xy

Not just my views friend, first hand accounts from someone who had polio as a child. Back in the day they lived in pretty unhealthy conditions with raw sewerage in the streets. People got sick. The men of the town cleaned it up people got better. 10yrs later a vaccine was introduced and guess what? People got polio. You can buy the pharma sponsored rhetoric all you like and keep dosing up and see how that goes for you. I dont care. Each to their own. Lets just hope you dont get kicked out of society like those who were strong and smart enough to not follow ‘the science’ and whats funny about science is science in essence IS to question the science. when those questions were shut down deplatformed censored and shamed we have a problem. simple as that. goodluck out there kid. heart attack season rapidly approaching.

Pauly Matt War-Shore

I love that you think a husky, 54 year old man with a long history of drug addiction must have had a heart attack because of a vaccines. You might be questioning the science a little too hard there, fella.

edit: Those ‘first hand accounts’ are wildly laughable.

xy

Must just be a coincidence. Just like the 20% excess mortality since you know what went in your arm. Hope you posted your little bandaid. I will say its totally plausible that the years of abuse and whatnot could have caused him to drown in his own hottub totally plausible. Happens all the time however when there are reports of him being sober for two years or more the likelihood he drowned as a result of a drug induced stupor become a little less um likely. You might not care for the stats of stroke and heart attack since you know what went in your arm but its alarming to say the least. You may have seen on many street corners now little heart starting machines? When did they pop up? Just another coincidence. Star athletes dropping dead at 18yrs old during training. nothing to see there. I can go on and on and on and on and on but i get the psychology behind your ignorance. I mean if id talked friends family members my own children and similar to ‘trust the science’ while calling people who wanted to question the science names and shaming them id want to dig my heels in too. Having that on my conscience wouldnt feel to nice.

As for the first hand accounts. Yep a very close family member told me all about it straight to my face. This person believed the science as well and was jabbed up to the eyeballs but they knew the polio thing was bullshit. You can look into it yourself (i know you wont) but start with africa and india and the experiments on poor innocent people in that part of the world. I wonder if polio is patented? Hmmmm interesting.

Pauly Matt War-Shore

You reckon there’s 20% excess mortality because of covid vaccines? Hahahaha. Don’t worry about me. You might wanna wanna look into a few things of your own.

xy

Guess its climate change or ukraine then haha
All the years leading up to covid there was a number or deaths. It was pretty consistent. Wanna know what happened next? The flu went away. It was reported that pretty much the exact same number of people who died of the flu in the years leading to covid were suddenly the same numbers who died of/with covid (thats a different topic) but none reportedly died of flu anymore. Interesting. Then we stick poison in our arms and feel like we did our part to save grandma and, wait for it, excess deaths of 20% higher than pre covid. Now ive laid it out pretty clearly but for the retards out there here it is in bullet point.

pre covid x amount of people died of all causes.

x amount of people died of the seasonal flu

covid happens and the same amount of people who died of the flu each season died of/with covid.

nobody reportedly died of the flu during covid.

roll out of vaccines for covid and next minute 20% more people are dying of all causes compared to pre covid

Remember the stats? 99.93% covid survival and actually the average age of covid death was HIGHER as in older than the mean average life expectancy ha ha but the 20% excess death rate couldnt be related and has nothing to do with athletes dropping dead in their 20s or children suffering strokes. You can be a serial poster of comments and push your lies but people are waking up to it and people who may have trusted you and follwed your lead are going to be very mad at people like you soon. imagine trusting corrupt science and not using your common sense (99.3% survival rate) and getting your babies jabbed. I didnt. I havent. and guess what I also havent had…

Pauly Matt War-Shore

I haven’t actually pushed anything, fella. Nothing. You’re the one pushing lies.

xy

name one lie?

didnt think so.

Pauly Matt War-Shore

Multiple people have done than multiple times to you lot. cbf

xy

you sound vaccinated

Luna
dad dad

I enjoy looking at the profiles and people who upvote and downvote on here. Oh and the ones who go from zero to 100 really quickly.

Theyre either at 5000 comments (maybe theyre paid to co0ntrol direction) or they really have no business on this site but still following the lead of old 5000 comments direction guy. If I was conspiratorial i might think there is a link.

Pauly Matt War-Shore

Hey dude that made a disqus account to comment on this thread. Sounds like you ARE conspiratorial after all. Well done!

Jasen Hesselbach

I took the same vaccine Donald Trump took… I’m still standing and he’s still annoying Americans!!!!

xy

Im off to catch waves now. But ill leave you with this last bit. Yes there is no ending this for ghouls like me. I do care about my fellow man. If speaking the truth and sharing information that might convince someone to question their position on a topic that is literally killing them then yep there is no end.

youre not all going to wake up but one of you might and thats good enough for now.

Chief Hot stuff

Seen the science papers on vaxx lately, dont look.

Pauly Matt War-Shore

You had the vaccine, Bexy. How’s it been for you?

Chief Hot stuff

I didnt.
But i know of the suffering

Bronteboy125

Agree 100%

Chief Hot stuff

My wifes coworker, turbo cancer, another one heart atack at work, my mums friend, heart attack.
Most tradies i meet rekon their health is now shit.

xy

Trust me here. Im not meaning to sound like the dickhead im just quite triggered by people who still want to insult me over this issue. Its pretty clear cut. i dont wish harm on anyone but when you have some loudmouth serial commenter abusing anyone who they dont want to agree on its a bit frustrating. As i have said, if one extra person reads these comments and admits to themselves they havent been right since and maybe looks into it and what might be a solution and more of us realise we were lied to and maybe collectively we make some changes. Simple.

Its the ONE thing everyone did at the same period in time and as a result we are inventing new terms like sudden adult death syndrome and turbo cancer and a significant rise in heart attacks/strokes and excess deaths. Simple. matt Perry dying in a shallow body of water with no drugs to be found, when he was a big advocate of the vaccine that MANY other people are suddenly droppng dead since taking is not a stretch for me to mention. Sorry if that upsets people. Its just reality. For those of you in USA how is it ok for you to notice crime, cost of living, homelessness etc of Americans yet your government is sending BILLIONS to ukraine? Now billions to Israel. It doesnt need to be left/right discussion it doesnt have to be you hate trump etc its smack bang reality in your face and bloody worth talking about. It ALL kicked off when Epstein was caught out and the coverup of all the big names who are linked. Its no coincidence.

Gman102

With heart related issues constantly being the number 1 cause of death since… always. Yes it is a coincidence.

dad dad

not like it is nowadays. #diedsuddenly

Humanoid_Jed

I am a registered nurse with an 8yr background is critical care. Here’s the deal. COV19 infections cause an elevated risk of heart attack and stroke for an extended period of time after infection. Subsequent infections elevate that risk. There was one week where all of my unvaccinated COV19 patients had strokes. A lot of people would come in having cardiac events secondary to COVID. It’s a feature of the disease. It’s as much a clotting and vessel disease as it is a pulmonary one. Fringe cases of reported vaccine reactivity don’t come anywhere close to the risk of those issues that accompany the actual infection. This has been and continues to be widely studied at this point. Basically, you are misinformed.

dad dad

nice try bot.

Humanoid_Jed

First time I’ve been accused of being a bot. Hey, anything to avoid reality, right?

Dim Sim

And that is the problem with pickleball, you start playing and you start the clock ticking on your imminent demise. And, what is the point of a jacuzzi? I find them very boring, moreso than pickleball. An acquaintance of mine was in one with the water gradually filling with IXL Tastic overhead while he and her were getting frisky when my acquaintance (sorta dude who couldn’t work out how to use a shifter) hit the switch for the jets and the jet of water duly jetted straight onto the hot bulb of the Tastic and they were both covered in a spray of glass. End of sexy time.

Picard Madeoff

Seriously, how can you question the point of jacuzzi? When one is single, they serve as an enticement to get the hottie to come home with you after a night of serious drugs and alcohol- Hey babe wanna hit the jacuzzi at my place? Granted I haven’t been single in 32 years and never had a jacuzzi when single so I’ve always viewed them as a large petri dish for germs…

Dim Sim

I expect that Mr Perry was pleasantly single and look how things ended up for him. Dangerous things, jacuzzis.

Picard Madeoff

Addiction is a terrible thing

Jimmy the Saint

Johnny Utah still walks among us

Pauly Matt War-Shore
tim_nelsen

did he bone Jennifer or Brad? DR…she’s got the look…the good-bye look~

Picard Madeoff

You speaking of this goodbye look?
https://www.youtube.com/wat…

tim_nelsen

a nod and a wink from the blind man…and none from the stoner actor rehearsing for the Hot Tub Time Machine 3. sad…

tim_nelsen

ten pence in the slut machine…tomorrow’s girls….

tim_nelsen

turn it off in…


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