Matthew Perry Los Angeles house
The single-level house at 18038 Blue Sail Dr, Pacific Palisades is a pretty, low-slung joint built in 1965 hence its sleek modernist lines. There are four beds, four-and-a-half bathrooms, is around three thousand square feet, and squats on a hunk of grass that slopes gently down to the now infamous hot tub. | Photo: All photos TheMLS.com

See inside $6 million Sunset Point Beach-adjacent house of redeemed Friend Matthew Perry

A sleek modernist joint from the sixties that squats on a hunk of grass sloping gently down to the now infamous hot tub.

A lot of chatter, here there and everywhere, about the actor Matthew Perry, who was found dead in his jacuzzi, aged fifty-four, yesterday. 

A surprise to no one who’d seen the funnyman’s descent into a haze of Oxies and booze. Five years ago, same thing, found unresponsive in his jacuzzi. 

Real lucky back then. Perry had surgery, heart stopped beating for five minutes during surgery, his colon burst after docs gave him propofol and he was in a coma for two weeks. But he survived, even if he had to waltz around with a colostomy bag for a year while the colon repaired itself. 

Ain’t no second or third chances, howevs., 

Matthew Perry, who was famous for his portrayal of the sarcastic but vaguely lovable Chandler Bing in the TV series Friends, lived a few clicks from Sunset Point Beach, where VAL-friendly waves refract onto a yellowish stretch of sand. The sorta wave your ol pal DR seeks out now that his hip cartilage has dissolved and the once-simple mechanic of bringing a back foot into position feels like climbing Everest. 

The single-level house at 18038 Blue Sail Dr, Pacific Palisades is a pretty, low-slung joint built in 1965 hence its sleek modernist lines. There are four beds, four-and-a-half bathrooms, is around three thousand square feet, and squats on a hunk of grass that slopes gently down to the now infamous hot tub.

Two of the four bedrooms stare straight into the Pacific, a front row to California’s iconic sunsets. 

Matthew Perry paid six mill for it three years ago and was hit with seventy-one grand in property taxes every year, peanuts for an actor who was still getting three mill a year in syndication residuals.

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william maceri
william maceri
2 years ago

Man! People never seem to disappoint me, and yet I’m always surprised to see how ignorant they can be I was once told to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. Whether you like the guy or not for whatever your reasons, show some respect. The man is dead!

Julie
Julie
2 years ago

What do you mean “adjacent-house”? Are these photos of a house that is adjacent to Perry’s home, or are the photos of Perry’s home? Either way, this is a beautiful home and quite a good deal for $6 million.

Sup Braj
Sup Braj
2 years ago

The ocean is so vast

davidcarson
davidcarson
2 years ago

one interview er mentioned how cold and stark the home felt….. house not a home. expensive one.

c4
c4
2 years ago
Reply to  davidcarson

Weird how I get a good feeling in some houses and a very cold unfriendly feeling in others

Mark
Mark
2 years ago

I’m probably the only guy to have a board break in half at that wave, back in the leashless 1970’s, high tide “big” winter day, my beloved Blue Cheer 6′ 3 sent straight into the rocks…

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
2 years ago

Some are very nice!

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
2 years ago

prospective buyer: “Can you give me a bit of the property’s history?”
realtor: “Let’s go look at the view!”

ptsdsurfer
ptsdsurfer
2 years ago

Amazing how someone can live in a joint like that and still feel like a sack of shit.

ValiantScorn
ValiantScorn
2 years ago

(checked watch*)

Never too soon!

https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Disco
Disco
2 years ago

Classic BG move, washed up 90s actor with no association to surfing dies, gets 3 articles and counting with the third really a segue into DR’s preferred topic of real estate.

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
2 years ago
Reply to  Disco

You can’t fault our consistency.

Gil Gunderson
Gil Gunderson
2 years ago

How good is propofol!

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
2 years ago
Reply to  Gil Gunderson

some good came out of it. led to a THRILLER!

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
2 years ago

Cunt gets 20 mill a year from reruns.
Did.

Lairds biome
Lairds biome
2 years ago

I thought reruns were when you shit yourself twice, cool gig.

Sean Connery
Sean Connery
2 years ago

I always wanted to be the kid of a mother or father that would forever have syndication money coming in.

Sean Connery
Sean Connery
2 years ago
Reply to  Sean Connery

Probably end up just like M. Perry though

Stick man
Stick man
2 years ago
Reply to  Sean Connery

Bunker Spreckles

Sean Connery
Sean Connery
2 years ago
Reply to  Stick man

For sho

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
2 years ago
Reply to  Sean Connery

Yeah, wave pool every day?
I guess everything would get boring in the end, even the drugs

Sean Connery
Sean Connery
2 years ago

Word

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
2 years ago

Twenty mill across the cast members, no?

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
2 years ago
Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
2 years ago

Nice place for a bowling green with a bit of leveling and good turf management…

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
2 years ago
Reply to  Beef & Beer

rock the kasbah~

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
2 years ago

fall sale to TMZ? too soon? Hot Tub? douche? he kissed Species gal. Time to turn over~

Andy C
Andy C
2 years ago

Just unfriended Matthew perry

Hippy
Hippy
2 years ago

Interpreting DR… not a fan of the Perr Perr.

House looks perfunctory with a view and man, the traffic in and out to surf shitty waves?

Michael Flatlately
Michael Flatlately
2 years ago

When did you start saying ‘real’ all the time? Are you dating a kiwi? Don’t slip into that hole.

Jimmy the Saint
Jimmy the Saint
2 years ago

Be nice, Kiwis are hurting for “real” today!

Michael Flatlately
Michael Flatlately
2 years ago

Did you see that seal that attacked the South African surfers? They say it was protecting its baby, but I reckon it was just real fucked off at the game TMO.

Low wide stinkbug stance
Low wide stinkbug stance
2 years ago

Losing cricket and bum sniffing. Choice bru!

astro
astro
2 years ago

*Bro. Bru would be yer SA variant.
Screwed by pedantic Pom officials. Fucken poms determined to cripple the game so that they can keep control. Shrug
It’s only buggery.Who cares ?

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
2 years ago
Reply to  astro

Rugby is less than zero here now.

astro
astro
2 years ago

Yea, mate.
Apart from a few stalwart boofheads here its corpse is apparent.
Falling #s at club level while all tv profits are pumped into the pro game. The RU has failed in its bid to make the game attractive. Crippled by the poms who want to complicate the rules to the point there’s no consistency. Oh well, I don’t give a fuck.

Michael Flatlately
Michael Flatlately
2 years ago

Hmm yeah, similar to Perry, you didn’t make it out of your pool.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
2 years ago

Good

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
2 years ago

Is that true, is real a New Zealand affectation?

astro
astro
2 years ago

You should consult your muse of truth of everyfuckenthing Lucy fucken Small. She appears to know the bully on everything – or if she doesn’t know she’ll spout some bullshit for ya, Dez.
But imnsho – real – beh. It’s not like bro or cuz.

Ethan’s  Silverback butt
Ethan’s Silverback butt
2 years ago
Reply to  astro

ahh, for real bro, mean as 🙂

Michael Flatlately
Michael Flatlately
2 years ago
Reply to  astro

Lucy is moving to France!

astro
astro
2 years ago

She should move to Gaza.

Michael Flatlately
Michael Flatlately
2 years ago

I believe so. I just heard a vox pop on the news where someone described the World Cup final refereeing as “Real surreal, aye.”


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