"The investigation will look into how the actor obtained the anaesthetic ketamine found in his system."
Tragedy struck hard, seven months ago, when the 54-year-old Canadian-American Matthew Perry was found unresponsive in his Pacific Palisades hot tub. The beloved actor, best known for bringing Chandler Bing to life on the sitcom Friends, had long struggled with substance abuse and the toxicology report, released weeks later, revealed cause of death to be drowning likely brought on by having too much ketamine in his system.
Surfers, worldwide, mourned as the dry witted Perry had just been rehabilitated after being extremely mean to surf icon Keanu Reeves but then, beautifully, walking back wishing the Point Break star dead.
The whole matter was then laid to rest until yesterday, when the Los Angeles Police Department, U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration and U.S. Postal Inspection Service opened up a probe into where the aforementioned ketamine had come from and how Perry had accessed such a great quantity.
Suspicion immediately swung toward the surf world. While it was assumed each and every surfer had forgiven Perry for wondering “Why is it that the original thinkers like River Phoenix and Heath Ledger die, but Keanu Reeves still walks among us?” might there have been one or two bad apples who had not?
Surfers are, of course, known derelicts and it would make much sense if the drug had come from a beach-adjacent source. Surf great Kelly Slater once even bemoaned the prevalence of illicit substances on the professional surf tour, saying, “drugs are everywhere.”
Even more sense what with potential motive in play.
Thoughts?
More as the story develops either way.
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Anyone with 1/2 a brain and some cash can grip enough Ketamine to kill a horse, anywhere anytime these days…
Cunt took so much opioids he had a colostomy bag. Survived. What a wretch.
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The comments on this article might be hall of fame worthy! Solid work Chas!
Back in 1976 I had a girlfriend that worked for a Vet. aka Animal Doctor. I had all the Ketamine I wanted for free. I thought it was a bore. https://media0.giphy.com/me…
Impressive and I thought my endless supply of ludes in the late ’70 was boring
He wished Keanu dead? Are you r*tarded? Did you get hit on your empty head with a surfboard, you deadbeat loser?
the fuck is going on with those clocks!?
like some abstract art piece going on.
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I’ve sat there mesmerised by it
Haha or that shit cunt Jimmy from Lipped.
Xox
One of the fundamental rules for journalists covering surfing is: Do Not Write about Drugs.
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You don’t get drug tested if your not on the tour eh ??
Cassie that works at ” ” Veterinary Hospital hooks up vials, and then you throw it in the microwave. Bada bing, bada bang, and you’re in a khole! It’s only a mystery if you haven’t lived….
Think of how much ketamine they have in the back of the WSL offices.
Like a rich, famous guy living in PP with ample Hollywood connections, couldn’t possibly get a hold of ketamine without the surfer filth giving it to him.
It was probably the X-Presidents. No… it definitely was!
Better chance of it being current administration, being they’ve found coke in the white house twice since 2020
Surfer filth. so good
No one told you death was going to be this way
I’ll have gear for yooou
jokes about someone dying in a hot tub are pretty shallow
You put the Andy C in Andy Compassion. Please accept my self down-vote.
Don’t beat ya self up Mick
maybe its not your day, week, month or even your year
I’d actually spent some fairly serious time trying to fit “jokes about someone dying in a hot tub are pretty shallow” into the song
I’ll be there for you
About 3 feet deep on average…
Keanu Reeves doesn’t have his head way up his ass like Matthew Perry, River Phoenix, and Heath Ledger did.
Friends don’t play the blame game.
I’m just glad he didn’t take that Ivermectin, he coulda ended up more deader
Deadset
Kholoe Andino is also in a K-hole, in that he keeps dropping down the QS rankings
He just hasn’t yelled at the judges enough.
Guy basically retired at 34 and spent the next 20 years getting paid 10-20 mil a year to do drugs in the confines of his palatial estates. Ahhh to be so lucky. Can’t wait to read his book but have to finish John Stamos’s memoir first.
Buddy checked out high on ketamine while sitting in his infinity edge pool adjacent jacuzzi that overlooks Pacific Palisades as well as the Pacific Ocean. All things considered, not a bad way to go.
depends what he had going on those headphones.
any guesses?
Nailbomb —–Cockroaches
I thought you didn’t like Brazzos though
That’s not accurate. I “don’t like” equally across all variations of human!
but that would include Brazzos, no?
There was a band called the cockroaches in Aus, they started Wiggling and now they billionaires
How rude of me…..here ya go….
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I love that album. World of Shit is quite possibly the heaviest guitar riff ever recorded.
Listen to more King Crimson
Ain’t that Swell up late
Its not tragic dying doing what you love.
– Bodhi
I listened to it free on YouTube.
With his total junkie warble.
Just a miserable life.
Was it in his voice? I don’t know how you do it Chief.
Yes it was , I like listening to druggies tell their stories.
Any dirt on Rebecca? Dud root?
I read an interview with him. Figured memoir means money is getting tight. Basically there careers were going in different directions. Hers up. His down. He rode that Uncle Jesse train till the wheels fell off. She ended up looking for more famous D.
Apparently he was set to star in Deadpool 3
Bruh
Chopes actually might run today.
Edit: Never mind
Probably wont run until next week
maybe Saturday for day one. waiting until the last three days of the event window to run the whole thing is putting a hell of a lot of faith in Surfline
Sounds like there’s multiple swells lined up (?) with one of them being pretty significant in size. Though, too many options prob isn’t a good thing for the WSL to have to navigate through. Hopefully they get it right.
Day before the event: it’s looking reeeeal good, heart in your mouth type stuff, get excited!
Day one: aaaaand it’s shit. We’re on hold for two days