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Matthew Perry (pictured) in hot tub.
Matthew Perry (pictured) in hot tub.

Suspicion falls on surf world after Matthew Perry’s tragic drowning elevated to criminal investigation

"The investigation will look into how the actor obtained the anaesthetic ketamine found in his system."

Tragedy struck hard, seven months ago, when the 54-year-old Canadian-American Matthew Perry was found unresponsive in his Pacific Palisades hot tub. The beloved actor, best known for bringing Chandler Bing to life on the sitcom Friends, had long struggled with substance abuse and the toxicology report, released weeks later, revealed cause of death to be drowning likely brought on by having too much ketamine in his system.

Surfers, worldwide, mourned as the dry witted Perry had just been rehabilitated after being extremely mean to surf icon Keanu Reeves but then, beautifully, walking back wishing the Point Break star dead.

The whole matter was then laid to rest until yesterday, when the Los Angeles Police Department, U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration and U.S. Postal Inspection Service opened up a probe into where the aforementioned ketamine had come from and how Perry had accessed such a great quantity.

Suspicion immediately swung toward the surf world. While it was assumed each and every surfer had forgiven Perry for wondering “Why is it that the original thinkers like River Phoenix and Heath Ledger die, but Keanu Reeves still walks among us?” might there have been one or two bad apples who had not?

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Surfers are, of course, known derelicts and it would make much sense if the drug had come from a beach-adjacent source. Surf great Kelly Slater once even bemoaned the prevalence of illicit substances on the professional surf tour, saying, “drugs are everywhere.”

Even more sense what with potential motive in play.

Thoughts?

More as the story develops either way.

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OSb

Anyone with 1/2 a brain and some cash can grip enough Ketamine to kill a horse, anywhere anytime these days…

Cuntry Singer

Cunt took so much opioids he had a colostomy bag. Survived. What a wretch.

https://www.rollingstone.co…

Picard Madeoff

The comments on this article might be hall of fame worthy! Solid work Chas!

sharkguitar

Back in 1976 I had a girlfriend that worked for a Vet. aka Animal Doctor. I had all the Ketamine I wanted for free. I thought it was a bore. https://media0.giphy.com/me…

Picard Madeoff

Impressive and I thought my endless supply of ludes in the late ’70 was boring

Darek M

He wished Keanu dead? Are you r*tarded? Did you get hit on your empty head with a surfboard, you deadbeat loser?

RQ.

the fuck is going on with those clocks!?
like some abstract art piece going on.

https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

Michael Flatlately

I’ve sat there mesmerised by it

Dogsnuts

Haha or that shit cunt Jimmy from Lipped.
Xox

JSC

One of the fundamental rules for journalists covering surfing is: Do Not Write about Drugs.

https://www.eos.surf/encycl…

Capt Sensible

You don’t get drug tested if your not on the tour eh ??

ValiantScorn

Cassie that works at ” ” Veterinary Hospital hooks up vials, and then you throw it in the microwave. Bada bing, bada bang, and you’re in a khole! It’s only a mystery if you haven’t lived….

No Feelings

Think of how much ketamine they have in the back of the WSL offices.

No Feelings

Like a rich, famous guy living in PP with ample Hollywood connections, couldn’t possibly get a hold of ketamine without the surfer filth giving it to him.

Stick man

It was probably the X-Presidents. No… it definitely was!

mad titan

Better chance of it being current administration, being they’ve found coke in the white house twice since 2020

deeks

Surfer filth. so good

Andy C

No one told you death was going to be this way

Michael Flatlately

I’ll have gear for yooou

Andy C

jokes about someone dying in a hot tub are pretty shallow

Michael Flatlately

You put the Andy C in Andy Compassion. Please accept my self down-vote.

Andy C

Don’t beat ya self up Mick

maybe its not your day, week, month or even your year

Michael Flatlately

I’d actually spent some fairly serious time trying to fit “jokes about someone dying in a hot tub are pretty shallow” into the song

Noncompetitor

I’ll be there for you

Beef & Beer

About 3 feet deep on average…

No Feelings

Keanu Reeves doesn’t have his head way up his ass like Matthew Perry, River Phoenix, and Heath Ledger did.

Otto

Friends don’t play the blame game.

Chief Hot stuff

I’m just glad he didn’t take that Ivermectin, he coulda ended up more deader

deeks

Deadset

JohnsKnees

Kholoe Andino is also in a K-hole, in that he keeps dropping down the QS rankings

No Feelings

He just hasn’t yelled at the judges enough.

Sean Connery

Guy basically retired at 34 and spent the next 20 years getting paid 10-20 mil a year to do drugs in the confines of his palatial estates. Ahhh to be so lucky. Can’t wait to read his book but have to finish John Stamos’s memoir first.

Surf Coach/Great Human

Buddy checked out high on ketamine while sitting in his infinity edge pool adjacent jacuzzi that overlooks Pacific Palisades as well as the Pacific Ocean. All things considered, not a bad way to go.

RQ.

depends what he had going on those headphones.
any guesses?

ValiantScorn

Nailbomb —–Cockroaches

Com Turren

I thought you didn’t like Brazzos though

ValiantScorn

That’s not accurate. I “don’t like” equally across all variations of human!

Com Turren

but that would include Brazzos, no?

Chief Hot stuff

There was a band called the cockroaches in Aus, they started Wiggling and now they billionaires

ValiantScorn

How rude of me…..here ya go….

https://www.youtube.com/wat…

RQ.

I love that album. World of Shit is quite possibly the heaviest guitar riff ever recorded.

deeks

Listen to more King Crimson

Ramathorn

Ain’t that Swell up late

Sean Connery

Its not tragic dying doing what you love.
– Bodhi

Chief Hot stuff

I listened to it free on YouTube.
With his total junkie warble.
Just a miserable life.

Sean Connery

Was it in his voice? I don’t know how you do it Chief.

Chief Hot stuff

Yes it was , I like listening to druggies tell their stories.

Michael Flatlately

Any dirt on Rebecca? Dud root?

Sean Connery

I read an interview with him. Figured memoir means money is getting tight. Basically there careers were going in different directions. Hers up. His down. He rode that Uncle Jesse train till the wheels fell off. She ended up looking for more famous D.

Andy C

Apparently he was set to star in Deadpool 3

Noncompetitor

Bruh

Com Turren

Chopes actually might run today.

Edit: Never mind

JohnsKnees

Probably wont run until next week

Com Turren

maybe Saturday for day one. waiting until the last three days of the event window to run the whole thing is putting a hell of a lot of faith in Surfline

Surf Coach/Great Human

Sounds like there’s multiple swells lined up (?) with one of them being pretty significant in size. Though, too many options prob isn’t a good thing for the WSL to have to navigate through. Hopefully they get it right.

@surfads

Day before the event: it’s looking reeeeal good, heart in your mouth type stuff, get excited!
Day one: aaaaand it’s shit. We’re on hold for two days


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