At Palm Springs Surf Club, every door is a back door!
Yesterday, after a cursory glance at a couple of YouTube clips doin’ the rounds following the debut of the new Palm Springs Surf Club’s full-sized tank, I mighta likened it to a slightly slicker version of Disney’s Typhoon Lagoon.
Readers, very wrong, oh so wrong.
And, here, I want to bunch my fingers and twirled them about old man Lochtefeld’s knob and correct the record.
First, about Tom Lochtefeld.
There’s no bigger name in the wavepool game than San Diego’s Thomas J Lochtefeld, the former tax lawyer turned water park proprietor turned creator of surf dreams.
Lochtefeld got his surf chops threading caves at Big Rock in La Jolla, San Diego, and has spent the last forty years trying to recreate similar thrills at the punch of a button.
In 1987, he sold his share in a bunch of theme parks for two million dollars and used that cash, as well the sale of his beachfront joint at La Jolla for 950k to create a standing wave, called Flowrider, that ended up being installed in over 200 joints in thirty-five countries.
In 1999, the Swiss watch company Swatch toured a souped up version of the Flowrider called Bruticus Maximus and that caused more permanent injuries in one year than Teahupoo in the last thirty, around the world: from Florence to Munich, Vienna, Hanover, Long Beach, San Diego, Manila and Sydney, with Tony Hawke, Kelly Slater, Chris Miller and Terje Haakonsen wowing crowds with a surf, snow, skate combo of airs and tubes.
Lochtefeld’s real goal, however, was a wave that didn’t involve standing waves and finless mini-boards.
As computer tech got better, he deepened his research on the different ways of making waves: hydraulics, ploughs, boats.
Four years ago he told me and Chas about the Palm Springs Surf Club pool.
“It’s going to be an A-frame so you can backdoor it.”
God, he was right.
This twenty-five minutes cut of the full-sized Palm Beach Surf Club, below, starts slow.
But watch as Caity Simmers, Sierra Kerr, Jackie Doz, Blair Conklin, the ugly Coffin brother and Italo backdoor the wildest, bluest wedge you could ever imagine, and all amid the joyous roars from a crowd intoxicated with a well-earned victory.
Essential.
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woah that’s a sleepy edit…..hard to watch the first 10 minutes of the ‘bros’
I surfed here with my brother 30+ years ago. its how I remember it tho now its alot bigger, weird wave .
You mean poor low-income kooks
But let me get to the point, let’s roll another joint And turn the radio loud, I’m too alone to be proud
southern man…
Surf Clowns! Vanity stricken.. you never see them with women. It just gets grosser! Italo knee is not looking good from those angle dude got it seriously wrapped. Is the wave tech air?
Brrrrr, boring.
“My orgasms are barely perceptible – and I am losing my libido”
We can all do cut and paste.
Discuss. Yo, Guardian, sue Derek.
Why Guardian sue?
Malicious redirection.
And the hand that holds the pen gets slapped again.
Stance shift quicker than Selema Masekela’s name change.
Note to PSSC press team: vet those clips before loosing em. First couple looked terrible, but that backdoor left? Ain’t seen nothing like it outside the ocean.
Access journalism. Essential.
You don’t
Have
To live
Like a refugee
Oh, nope that’s Tom Petty.
Honey, it don’t make no difference to me, baby
Everybody’s had to fight to be free!
Derek, hope all this scores you an invite.
This looks amazing, fun waves, ridiculous money.
But fuck me that smash at 11:00 is the reason I didn’t take up skateboarding. I like concrete, makes nice brutalist homes. I don’t like eating it.
Already been invited!
Sweet. Better be using a whoop strap for measurable fun and a bonus advertorial double-whammy!
“ Four years ago he told me and Chas “
Chas and I.
And did this conversation occur in a hot tub and was one of you wearing a snorkel?
Wrong dude. I = subject. Me = object.
Restrictive.
Sanitised.
Orderly.
Expensive.
Exclusive.
Underwhelming.
But of course, “fun”.
And I do mean that in the blandest sense.
So you don’t like Germany, too, I take it?
Actually I love Germany! Funnily enough – since BG is ketamine adjacent today – I was one thrown out of Berlin zoo for dancing with the llamas.
yeah kooks are gona smash themselves on that shallow slab
Cmon Dez, it’s a shitty rinky dink 2 turn with a bounce at the end.
Pay extra $$$$ and contort yerself into a quasi behind the peak weenie.
It’s bullshit, mate.
Schlochtefelds Flowrider Max.
looks pretty fun, but not for $200 per hour.
rather go camping in mex for couple of days that that price
but by the looks of it Kalani could go through about $1,000 in an hour.
sketchy much?
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You should start your own blog so all that find you funny can appreciate it somewhere else. Get Dane to moderate the “comments”.
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So because I think you’re a try-hard, I must be a nazi?
toss in poo?
Uncanny!
Especially the teeth, eyes, nose, ears, beard, brows and hair.
Other than that, completely different…
Looks fun if you’re as short as any of those hobbits.
They need one of those things they have at theme parks where you have to be this tall to go on the ride but reversed.
I’ll have a full report from the perspective of a large human after I go there in January
that slab section is going to kill someone!
looks fairly sick though.
Just sounds like you were issued legal letters from Tom Lochtefelds Lawyers and you shit yourself and then posted about the wave pool is amazing so you could not be sued.
Pooling Rank…
Mmmmm, non.
Derek Rielly and Chas just deleted some of the comments here about that wave pool breaking down. Pathetic journalism
So they promised you and Chad free pool time in exchange for repeating this over and over?
The BG version of the Wall of Positive Noise
San Diego State and Scripps Inst of OCC started this…Miramar Landfill and the Air Base drew math techs…
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So long as they don’t go back to the whoop watch blogs, anything but another whoop blog!
I’m beached with injury. No pools for me.
Why did beachgrit delete people’s comments about the pool breaking down often?