"It came with its challenges, for sure..."
The Olympics, as you may or may not know, is almost around the corner with excitement building by the second. The slots for the surfing component, which will be held at the “Cave of Skulls,” are now all, officially, filled with jingoists ready to tear each other apart, limb from limb.
One of the better parts of this lead up, as a surf journalist, is getting to know characters whom I thought I already did. Japan-by-way-of-Huntington-Beach’s Kanoa Igarashi, for example, who used his heritage to overcome all of the troubles and tribulations of professional surfing competition in order to capture the silver medal at Tokyo 2020 by circa 2021.
Or the fact that Jack Robinson was once dubbed “the next Kelly Slater.
In a wide ranging interview with the Olympics official online organ, the Australian standout discussed his unconventional upbringing, charging meaty waves at a tender age, feeling that pressure from sponsors etc. but most of all staggering under the unbreakable weight of the greatest competitive male surfer of all-time.
The current World Surf League number two was introduced to the broader public thusly:
Robinson’s talent and fearless nature growing up quickly caught the attention of surfing connoisseurs. Magazine covers introducing him as “the next Kelly Slater”, sponsorship deals and trips around the world followed. And all this before he was a teenager.
While his childhood was far from ordinary, Robinson has no regrets.
“I think it was a full childhood just because of where I grew up,” he said. “I still got to have fun and be a kid, but it was full. It came with its challenges, for sure, when I travelled, and sponsors, everything. But in the long run, you got to get through it. That’s part of the job.”
To be honest, I don’t recall Robinson being touted as “the next Kelly Slater” when I worked for the aforementioned magazines. It seems lazy, frankly, and weird, and I can certainly understand those challenges.
Robinson, anyhow, plans to use that burden in order to crush all-comers at Teahupo’o, declaring, “I feel like if you can make it through that time when you’re in the spotlight as a kid – because it’s so many expectations on your shoulders and you don’t really know how to handle it because you’re so young – if you can make it through that and have the right people around you, then it’s better for the long run because now having expectations and people all hyped, it would almost be too new. You’d be like, ‘Oh, how do I handle it?’ So, I feel like I handled it at a young age and got it out of the way.”
Australian nationalists, certainly, ready to rub the southern cross in Brazil, America, France’s proverbial face.
Oi, oi, oi.
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Taj was probably the first “next kelly ” what with qualifying as a teen and not going on tour until the following year.
Dane Reynolds was obviously the biggest “next big thing” but couldn’t hack the tour and free pies.
Both these had bigger raps than jack IMO.
When he starts thinking
In seventeen syllables
He’ll understand pain
Expectationalismisticallity
Let’s circle back after Jack’s done a few seasons on Bondi Rescue.
“Now Derek, I’ve told you many times not to swim in backpackers rip. If I was cynical man, I’d think you’re swimming here just to get my attention!”
“Oh Jacky, let me take you back to the sweet times, the hot nights, everything is gunna be alright…”
What an absolute cunt of a song.
Xox
Gets stuck reeeeeaaaal good aye
🤣
Fucken jammed. Should sue the cunt.
Xox
Are you a girl or a boy?
I’m whatever you want me to be.
Xox
well…I waaaant you to be a girl.
You want a nice girl, I’m too hot to handle.
Xox
so you are a black crowess.
(your song ref)
hot’s good…don’t ya think.
Do You remember Mandy Lorking from the Goldie in the 80’s?
Oh mate before my time and plus I am a filthy Victorian. In ‘89 I was 9! Cracking the odd stiffy then though!
Xox
oh ha…she was this just tan Goldy model and met her at the Stubbies…those clubs…those nights…Midnight Oil…on and on.
ok dang…you not a sheila.
Haha I’ve shown my hand.
Xox
well….send the hand that feeds and your chest drawer.
I was a more filthy Victorian venues/magic dirt and tumbleweed bong smoking degenerate.
Xox
Yeah…ha…in seventies we would have to use lettuce when Cali was dry.
I was fortunate to go Australia in 1980 for 3 moths. Was in the Stubbies then came all the way down to Bells but couldn’t get in comp. Drove down with that wild man Dan Flecky ( Black Flys ). Got laid like crazy throughout. Oh…came back to Goldy for the final month and got a month long stationary cyclone swell with the old Kirra lineup…Burleigh…everywhere. Before Super Bank tho.
The idea that anyone would want to be the next Kelly is almost as disturbing as Chad and Dez having no coverage at all related to the pumping swell that just rolled through Fiji.
(Minus the quick clip of Kemper)
yeah says something about their industry reach, which must be pretty low
The oi oi oi thing is so tired and just screams I’m as mainstream as fuck by the user. Ah fuck I just read that back
Agree, as an aussie that war cry makes me cringe so hard. Embarrassing shit
With WSL at the helm, there will never be another Kelly Slater! Guaranteed!!…🎤drop…no🧢…
non-denominational flag and ancient, traditional navigational tool. JR: “I follow the stars. I didn’t make ’em.”
https://www.thegatewaypundi…
We all know the next kelly slater is also kelly slater.
To be dubbed the next Kelly Slater these days would be a slur upon one’s character.
“Is JR the next you?” Kelly defers to Pete King…who states: “He can wear my name on his celebrational jersey.”
I wonder what his feelings about breaking Mick’s record of riding 601 straight waves on the ‘CT without being underscored once are (running total at 655 at the moment)… fucking Dimaggio, not Slater…
you get the game ball!
all you Aussies have been hyping this guy for over a decade, but he has proven time and again that he just can’t perform in REAL waves like Lowers
*waves of truth
“The next Kelly Slater”
But of course. Robbo’s ONLY got 11 World Titles to go.
He’s gotten all that “Next Ke11y Slater” shit out of the way… Watch out world!
No doubt Jack had a supportive father guiding him through these trials & tribulations.
Beer tabs inclusive of all nose sponsor deals
I thought his old man was a Zen master no drugs no alcohol type dude.