Fifty-two-year-old Kelly Slater and Chinese-American girlfriend Kalani Miller, 36, share exciting baby news!
The rumours of Kelly Slater becoming a new daddy had been swirling, as they say, for months.
Now, Kelly Slater and his Chinese-American bikini mogul girlfriend Kalani Miller, have finally revealed the pregnancy in a poignant black-and-white short shared to both their social media channels. Set to the moving sounds of the old Ben Harper tune The Three of Us, we see Slater, fifty-two, and thirty-six-year-old Kalani strolling the Hawaiian sands, embracing, Slater’s hands wrapped protectively around Kalani’s pregnant stomach.
It’ll be Kalani’s first kid and Kelly Slater’s second.
Back in 1996, Tamara Michelle gave birth to a daughter, Taylor, in Slater’s home town, Cocoa Beach, Florida, where she was raised. In a country famous for its tell-alls, it spoke well of Tamara, Kelly and Taylor that, despite media pressure, none of ’em spoke of their lives, although Slater did talk briefly, about the guilt he felt for not being a “full-time Dad.”
“The whole time my daughter has been raised by her mother almost 100 percent in physical time and I’ve been traveling,” Slater told Graham Bensinger. “The hardest part, I think for me, is my daughter feeling like she doesn’t have a dad there all the time. And that’s hard for her. I know it was especially hard for her when she was younger.”
Taylor Slater, who is twenty-eight, is a noted photographer and painter.



What’s the point of describing Kalani as a Chinese American,…. the one parent different from white/caucasian rule? Her dad is a Euro-white guy. Obama’s mom was a Euro-white mom, but is he Afro American or Euro American,…. well his look is more Afro American. And Kalani,…. just keep things cool. No benefit to bring up racial expressions.
One way for China to get a world champ.
Wow
I know for a fact its not his baby…
One down, two to go!
What percentage Chinese will the baby be?
1/4 like Coco & Mason, don’t tell the CCP or they’ll kidnap it and train it into a wavepool Olympics wünderkind
Hope the kid gets his/her polio shots.
John John Junior vs Jimmy Slade Slater at the 2045 WSL Finals sponsored by Lime Scooters (still held at Trestles)
Finally a game where he clearly lacks both talent and experience. To be fair, nobody knows what it means to win in this. Everybody knows what it means to fail. Some more than others. Thoughts and prayers.
Poor kid is getting measles no doubt
So no mobility issues after all, as evidenced.
Anyway if you’re reading this, congrats you bald goat. Enjoy all the tantrums, late night screams and diarrhea!
Wow, that’s officially a ‘geriatric pregnancy’ according to modern medicine.
Though if she’s still on her (Kelly approved) diet of turtle bone soup (not broth, soup) with a side of purps. to get her moon scale cycles synchronised and avoid some of the many well-known geriatric pregnancy problems, she might be able to pop the sprog in their front yard pool, live on YouTube (filmed by his various usual YouTube neighbours).
This particular geriatric pregnancy seems fitting though, since most mid 50’s Floridians are already greatgrandparents…
Pretty sure Kelly will live forever.
I hope he’s matured since his first child. I once dated a Narcissist (the clinical type). It’s a head fuck and one of the things you learn is they make terrible parents.
Oh you dated one of those gals too? Fun times hey
And yes, overly self-centred people make shitty parents. Hope for maturity indeed.
Medina’s mom is a text book exemple of that.
So the moral of the story is always use a condom..
Up the bum, no babies!
Idiot
Kalani Miller must truly be the most emotionally resilient human on earth.
Wish I’d waited till I was 57 to have kids too.
Just 52 – plenty of time to pop out a few more!!
Actually, 51 with a 4 yr old here – having one a little later keeps the blood flowing!! Shocks the other soccer moms/dads in their 30s drinking their fancy lattes and caring about branded clothing — that fleeting panic/horror in their eyes when they hear your age as they try to do the math on when you must have fertilized the egg for your little wanker!! Realizing you’re old enough to be their parent!! Essential!!
Well, looks like I’m up for a divorce then a little Asian miso soup in my 50’s and pop one out to stay young. Thank you wise counsel. That you Beach Grit.
Dont work like that, one minute mr invinsible then an alcoholic..good luck
Going to wait till the misso goes into labour to announce his retirement
Only if the waves aren’t good
Good to see the old goose still got some swimmers. Congrats.
Kalani leveling up from 13 years of “partner” purgatory to baby mama bliss
Kinda looks like his hand is photoshopped?
Of course Kelly found a loophole for an acceptable, hell even noble, reason to finally retire.