Big trouble in Surf City.
Political watchers were shocked and dismayed, earlier today, after former Huntington Beach planning commissioner publicly admitted to stiffing surfers on rent. Michael Hoskinson, who works as a real estate broker after becoming inspired by his mother when she purchased him a house, took to BeachGrit’s libertarian message board in order to declare, “HAHA what’s the next lie you’ll tell about HB??? we love our town and are thrilled to stop politicians from being able to pander to identity politics. If you don’t like HB then stay the fuck away.”
The “lie” so happened to be a truth about Surf City, USA banning breast cancer survivor banners from civic property.
The statement, in any case, was met with a volley of live free or die responses including, from JohnsKnees, “Aren’t you the guy that resigned or got fired from the planning commission for your anti-semitic and anti-islamic comments?”
Hoskinson’s clearly aggrieved, shot back, “No, I’m the guy that is living rent free in your head.”
Free market capitalists and John Birch Societeers were stunned that the real estate broker would confess to leftist chicanery and openly wondered if he might, in fact, be a squatter or worse still.
A communist.
The record, while fuzzy on rents etc., does show that one Michael Hoskinson did, in fact, resign from Huntington Beach’s proud city council in 2016 after postulating, “I think Islam is definitely a threat. I don’t call it a religion at all.”
Theologians and historians wondered what he did call Islam though were left wanting as he did not explain after leaving office with tail tucked.
Tail tucking,” as it so happens, likely to be banned in Huntington Beach soon.
BeachGrit’s religion desk has reached out to Hoskinson’s professional hotmail account and is hoping to hear back.
More as the story develops.
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Chase, I’m still waiting for you to describe how I “ADMITTED TO STIFFING SURFER ON RENT”, I’m at a loss for what you’re talking about.
I’m confused. Who is Chase?
The person who wrote the piece in question.
Oh and “Chas”, if you’re interested here’s the truth behind the lie https://www.michaelhoskinson.com/time-to-clear-the-air/
I’m boycotting HB until a statue of Ronnie G is put up and it includes his bag of t-shirts!
10.0. timely.
Thank you! As I ate lunch with some long time residents of HB last fall I shared the story of Ronnie G with them as they were unaware. They were troubled by my desire to put of a statue in his honor for reasons typical of non-surfers but I carried on. By the end, they seemed willing to donate to this worthy cause as my wife’s eyes rolled for the 5 millionth time
she’s a sport.
it’s blank on my screen. post again.
The truth is a Dead link.
https://www.michaelhoskinso…
Come to Snowtown mate. I’ve got a property for you to look at.
PR 101: If you need a website to state your innocence, you totally did that shit. Guilty AF.
HAHA “PR 101″……thanks for the advice
Still waiting to see “ADMITTING TO STIFFING SURFER ON RENT”, or do you guys just put clickbait headlines to hook readers into your lies?? and, when are you sending that email? (reached out to Hoskinson’s professional hotmail account) it never arrived, just like your journey cred.
Are “journey creds” tied to a journey on shrooms. actual travel or are we talking about journo creds?
Definition of Libertarians – Maximising autonomy and political freedom as a guise for being selfish cunts who only really give a fuck about themselves and not society as a whole. Often mistaken by surfers as a reflection of their counter culture roots.
Libertarians- We point fingers but do nothing
Hb loves fascist Israelites
People around Micheal. “Could you please just shut the fuck up”.
Sir, you have provoked Chas by poking one of his commenters.
I will jump across that coffee table for you.
In Australia negative gearing + capital gains tax concessions = too many landlords
jeepers, popped in to his blog and had quick squizz.
the piece on mass shootings… wow.
NEWS BREAK…WE’RE LOOKIN FOR MICHAEL CHASE…AND HIS BOARD~
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Is topless dog walking legal for females at HB ?
I thought Brazil (never been and never will) was full of nudists so was surprised to see a news article about this woman arrested for walking a dog along a Brazilian beach while topless.
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When arrested she said it was unfair that men are allowed topless on the beach (whether walking dogs or not), and she was doing it to promote equality.
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Topless freedom for all !
Ya gotta let those things breath sometimes
I believe their world-famous microscopic beachwear came about following a ban on nudity.
Surprised fuckstick disappeared. I’m sure he would find common ground with a few of the racist douchebags that comment on here regularly.
I know right! I can think of 2 rascist Smithers’ that comment their love of kissing up to rich/powerful rascist blokes on here all the time.
this string gave me ptsd
That’s gotta be the title of the sequel to chas’ book.
Sang for the Slashers you told Hermosa Beach
So you used to be a surfer in Huntington Beach
You’re a liar if you follow all trends
Get out of here, asshole, you’ve got no friends
FIRST ST GANG WAS PRO DOPE…FOURTH ST NEVER HAD WAVES…ANTI-DOPE?
I clicked the article without reading the headline. Thought it was a pic of Brutus. lol soz MC
BRUTUS, THE BEARDED GUY. TOM. OCCY. IN BOTH THE JUDGES STAND AND IN SHORE ANNOUNCING. need a water ski shot. know anybody?
Commenters comments being turned into actual articles within a couple of hours is epic! It’s very meta. Chas, do me a solid and write an article on how annoying my soon to be ex-wife turned out to be.
She’s Asian so it’s also an opportunity for our more transgressive commenters to get in a couple of chicom conspiratorial digs as well. A real win-win!
Win-win-win even!
IBB: “I used to have a good sense of humor. My ex-wife got that in the divorce too.”
Johnsknee seems like he would have oversized gums, an arsenal of Patagonia puffy gear, and a go pro mount on every board.
Couldn’t be further from the truth. Ill post my quiver if you post yours 😉
I don’t want to see your many puffy vests.
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have actually regretted not having a go pro handy on a couple occasions. And does a $10 Brahma hoody count?? Not puffy enough??
All islamic intolerance and exclusivness must be tolerated and included,!!!
um cloudbreak?