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Joel Parkinson and Adele heartbreaking relationship
Joel Parkinson, inset (photo Sherm), and Tottenham chanteuse Adele.

Surfer Joel Parkinson’s heartbreaking connection to Tottenham songstress Adele revealed!

Citizen cop Joel Parkinson falls under spell of stunning strawberry blonde chanteuse!

It has been a long two years since the wildly stylish former world champion Joel Parkinson has been on these pages and, hard to believe, never for the Brit chanteuse Adele.

Joel Parkinson’s last appearance was after a no-holds-barred pell-mell on the hills of his home town Coolangatta after he pulled out his citizen cop badge and tried to stop a couple of TikTokers filming ‘emselves sliding down a muddy hill citing environmental damage and, possibly, even some excess noise.

From BeachGrit’s 2020 report,

Days ago, the retired Association of Surfing Professionals star and citizen cop, Joel Parkinson, approached a gaggle of pre-teen twenty-four-year-old TikTokers sliding down a muddy hill in his Gold Coast hometown and told them to stop. They did not immediately which led to a scuffle which has, in turn, divided a nation.

Many thought Parkinson was in the right as he had used a sheet of plastic for his sliding session thereby kind of preserving the integrity of the hill.

Others thought it was not the 2008 Pipeline Master’s place to stop semi-innocent fun n games as he has not been elected to the city council and had, in fact, inspired the joy.

The pell-mell, mostly caught on camera and posted to various social medias, was titled “This guy tried to bash us for going down a mudslide in the Gold Coast” and included the caption:

This is @joelparko ex professional surfer . Picking on young people trying to have some fun in hard times. Actually getting violent towards them. @wsl. Who do you think you are? we have all seen videos of you and your idiot mates running amok when you were younger. Why don’t you grow up, you want respect? You have to give it to earn it ..@ripcurl_aus

Now, and as told on the podcast of noted rugby league player Matty Johns, it can be revealed that Joel Parkinson was guided to his 2012 world title by the inspirational lyrics of the world-renowned singer and songwriter Adele who has made a significant impact on the music industry with her soulful voice and emotional ballads.

Parkinson, who is forty-two and better known as Parko, would “psyche up” before heats to the Tottenham-born chanteuse  and, again revealed by the aforementioned podcast, Joel made a pilgrimage to Las Vegas to see Adele, the tickets purchased one year in advance, only for the show to be cancelled.

Heartbreaking!

Adele has long resonated with a male audience, evident in the way her songs often explore themes of love, heartbreak, and relationships. Many men can relate to the emotional depth of her lyrics and the vulnerability she displays in her music. Her songs have provided a source of comfort and catharsis for many men who have gone through similar experiences

Adele’s talent, honesty, and relatability have made her a significant figure in the music industry, and her impact on men is undeniable. Her music has provided a source of comfort, understanding, and emotional release for many men, and her influence will continue to be felt for years to come.

Joel Parkinson Adele bit comes in a little after thirty-five minutes.

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That was really funny!

notsurfingtoday

I never think of him as a world champ or even a winner, sort of a perennial second.
Instead im always reminded how he got slapped that one time

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Andy C

Live comment thread cunts

deeks

Starting to get a gut like his,fucken hate it. Feels like I’m gunna roll off my board

tim_nelsen

on a knee board? kook like me~

deeks

I should get a mal then I could roll all the way over and do a “coffin”
(Good band over here called that )

tim_nelsen

need non-union actress’s call Derek…

Pauly Matt War-Shore

Good enough reason ty bring these back. Might never get the chance again.

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Pauly Matt War-Shore
Beef & Beer

Feckin’ heck Derek
I put it on at 35mins and listened for 2mins
Nothing to do with Porko or Adele
Then listened to 10sec segs every 5 mins of the whole thing
Still nothing about Porko or Adele
Just some dribbling about bugger all
That’s about 4mins of bollocks you forced me to hear
Very disappointing

Perfect, in a BG kinda way…

tim_nelsen

viral….

tim_nelsen

the CDC and FBI are typing…learn code.

The Bitchy Crab

Thirty five mins in. Lady talking. Try again!

Tomas' silky smooth arms

Unless Dez says essential, you can definitely ignore it.

@surfads

Also tune in to watch Parko and Australia’s best surfers duking it out at sizeable Burleigh today for the Australian Boardriders Battle, stlll hands down the most entertaining contest format known to man and woman

Beef & Beer

First time live viewing for me
Bloody great comp

Porko’s run was top stuff !

tim_nelsen

albondagas and tripes…got menudo? and bourban & russian gin? i got bagels and swedish smoked salmon. gotta joke?

Sean Connery

That was awesome. Great commentary. Way better than watching Portugal. That rock jumping Soli situation was some great entertainment.

Cuntry Singer

I’d smash all three
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pipspuss

Hell yes…line em bar keep

snapper

This could be better than a Jonah/Sarah saga…no?

Surfer

This article is just shit.

Dogsnuts

Oh it gets worse! We collectively finger our bumhole’s to distract when reading the poor content.
Xox

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins

So you’re saying you probably didn’t listen to the podcast, too?

tim_nelsen

fried octopuss, sashini, a chicken dish and a final shot…

Surfer

I could not be bothered at all.

tim_nelsen

The Chart House

The Bitchy Crab

Worst ever, yes!

Low wide stinkbug stance

I dunno, I didn’t read it!

disqus_00d1gIXedO

so “heartbreaking!” you had to switch to AI after the very word was written!

The Bitchy Crab

You could tell?

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins

No AI involved in something I flicked your way yesterday!

Ramathorn

What a scoop! Better than Lego

tim_nelsen

yahtzee

Com Turren

But like fat/frumpy millennial women, did Parko feel betrayed when Adele thereafter lost 100 pounds and became skinny?

The Bitchy Crab

I think we all felt a little thrown under the bus.

Com Turren

At least the guy from Blues Traveller finally got fat again. Took me awhile to get over that one

tim_nelsen

i want my mtv….

JOB's second chin

Ozempic is a hell of a drug

tim_nelsen

quick surf learning drug>?


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