"WHAT IS THAT?"
If there is one personality all surfers can agree to be tip top, it is DJ Paul Fisher. The Gold Coast native, who tried his early hand at various Qualifying Serieses, soon pivoted to interviewing his pals with a NSFW microphone, causing a ruckus and generally bringing a libertine flair to the otherwise extremely conservative professional surfing.
He, of course, went on to much fame and fortune as a world-famous turntable maestro while professional surfing became further backwatered, snarling and sick, insisting on squeezing out any remaining flavor. Jessi Miley-Dyering it to death.
You can imagine the horror, then, when Fisher hopped on the sled and motored into the lineup of the currently running Bonsoy Gold Coast Pro during the live broadcast, for the “Fisher & Friends Freesurf” holding… a NSFW surfboard.
He proceeded to rip the iconic craft, introduced almost twenty years ago with the help of Kai Otton.
It must be assumed that calls are flooding the World Surf League’s veterinarian offices. Angry parents demanding apologies or more. Maybe banishment from the airwaves? The demotion of the aforementioned Chief of Sport Jessi Miley-Dyer who did, actually, just get demoted back to Commissioner?
Surf fans, meanwhile, overjoyed.
You can too!
Aww. I’m missing Pauly frothy mouth and the Snake’s precocious cracks in the booth.
Fishers board is commonly known as a “Mid Length, Fun Shape”.
Flick said it best: “I wouldn’t mind riding one of those”
Ahhhhhhh… I get it now! DHD! Dick Head Designs!
couldn’t have paid me to watch that.
What a dick.
The way Flixk was reacting to Rondog’s provocative comments you’d have to bet her chair now looks like someone has spilt a few litres of beige paint on it
A lovely little fuck you to the WSL. He’s a true artist and cocks are his medium.
What a dick move!
Hopefully whoever approved the use of this board gets the sac
Joel Tudor style.
On the forehead!
your nuts
He can really ride a dick
idk, I think an uncircumcised dick board would sit a little tighter in the pocket though
More spray
that’s not a real surfboard and i don’t have penis envy…self-shaped in the image of himself. “I Can Do It!”
https://youtu.be/uwTi1EpgIa…
Watched a bit of it.
Way too much ra ra ra, overhype for me.
Nup.
This and that boardriders battle at Burleigh are the two best events of the year. It’s amazing how much more enjoyable an event can be with Turpel not yappin in yur ear drums.
I can’t even imagine how turpel would have made it seem so endearing, with historical facts about fischer’s qs career and musical download statistics
I was losing it!!
that free surf would have been a bit flaccid if he didn’t ride that board though
He needs to trim a little off the nose of that design for mass appeal(consumption?).
It’s still not cocky enough for a Brazilian
Hey, Prince fuckheadery is back making more idiotic comments and adding his own little anti twist.
ooh did he tread on your ickle toe?
How many restraining orders do you have against you? I see you are quite obsessed with me, how flattering.
Fuck yeah – return of The Dick!
https://www.dailymotion.com…
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