"Like basketball or soccer defenders taking flops, knowing they have no answer for the relentless drive of a man on a mission."
Rules are rules are rules, as they say. But there’s always gotta be a little room for nuance in the pursuit of justice and there was no nuance in a decision to kneecap El Salvador Pro favourite Griffin Colapinto a couple of days back.
You know the play.
One minute into Griff and João’s round of sixteen heat and the pair are jostling for priority. Griff has to do a little duck-dive under João, whom we last saw getting his head belted into the Pipeline reef, who appears to be going left at the righthand point although wiser heads know he’s hunting an interference.
Like a Johny Depp mugging for his fans outside his defamation suit, João theatrically throws his hands in the air and demands the paddling interference although where Griff is supposed to teleport to is unclear.
The WSL’s Brazilian Deputy Commissioner Renato Hickel agrees with Chianca and describes it as a “classic block” penalising Griff with a fifty percent discount on his second-scoring wave.
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And, despite ruling the heat, Griff loses by half a point. Without the interference he would’ve won 17:43 to 14.50.
Now, Griff’s shaper Matt Biolos, who ain’t afraid to call a spade a spade, a red a commie etc, has delivered a wild salvo across Chianca’s and the WSL’s bows.
It follows his immediate reaction to the decision when he wrote: “Complete and utter bullshit, flagrantly and purposefully caused by one man’s insecurity, knowing he was vastly inferior in the conditions.”
From his new missive:
“I will always defend our crew,” writes Biolos. “We work too hard not to. Griffin can keep his cool and take it in stride. But it as a blown call. In a world title race, Joao is a great surfer and a fine young man. But between his tactics and the judging we all lose some credibility.
“Griffin was so locked in yesterday. Toledo style locked in. Best looking surfer in the comp. Third year in a row. Unfortunately, sneaky tactics prevailed over proper surfing. Like basketball or soccer defenders taking flops, knowing they have no answer for the relentless drive of a man on a mission.
“Part of the game, yes. Within the rules, yes. But not the spirit of the sport. Most of us ‘knew’ Griff probably handed over priority. But interfering? Bullshit.
“The surfing audience loses out. The WSL…as well.”
True?
Or did the bum decision give Colapinto license to deliver his finest performance of the year?
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about as lame as the drop in JjF did on slater at Sunset after slater caught that set wave from the peak and was ripping it into the bowl , that was fucken lame and also killed off surfing the peak in heats which obviously was the WSls goal at Sunset that year.
It was an obvious interference that had to be called. Griff fooked up. Get over it or no HamSammish.
Griff tried to play “I’m not hassling you” but clearly was going to go on that wave and João was switched ON and was quick to turn around and have a scrap for the wave and Griff was on the way. Too bad.
It is what it is.
By the way, mayhem’s comment was very sour.
UNNECESSARY. Let’s see who is better( João or Griff) in the next few years.
If one of your mates did it you’d be shity.
WSL need more of this stuff.
With the super wave consistency of that place why even get close to that fag…let the Brazzo have it if he wants. So many more out there to start. There’s an inner strategy to starting at super consistent wave venues. Come on coach.
Pierce their eyes with incense sticks!
fuck yeah. manifest their chakras spontaneously combusting. that type of shit
An overturned açai bowl at best
Is Channel Islands V Mayhem the new Andy V Kelly?
I did not see this brouhaha or much of the contest at all.
although tonight, I watched the mens QF heats.
so overwhelming excited that I got to watch the JJF v. CCpinto heat in which Skin&Bones Parsons was the special guest in “the booth”
It was like listening to a community college statistics professor lecturing on Asian grain market statistics over the past 2000 years.
is this guy the most boring clown on planet earth?
if you can’t even get a giggle out of Flick, you suck!
Ugly tactics but the rule is a bit shit too where they half the highest score.
For most surfers it’s heat over.
Perhaps it should be you forfeit your best wave score and the 2nd and 3rd waves count to your total instead
True Alpha males don’t give a shit about what’s right or wrong or what’s accepted or not accepted, or what anyone else thinks, they just do whatever it takes to win at any cost.
Chris Cote put it best when he said at this level you have to do whatever it take to win.
Cote who you looking to for validation then the opposite view is the truth
Tonya Harding’s people felt that way too.
Superior? Well, that’s not racist…
but if he was so superior why did he not just sit 20 meters away like Mick used to do,,,, Just saying,
Superior at wave riding, not opening priority tactic games
I know he is superior, but if he knew that he would have got out of the guys way. Stayed away from it , yet the doubts crept in , despite seeing a yogi and dear diary
I guess the lesson is, when you know you’re the better surfer when going against a Brazzo, don’t get caught up in the priority tactics game, a game that can only benefit the inferior surfer. Even though Joao ‘won’ he really lost because most non Brazzo folk don’t like him now. Myself, I’ve never been a Griff fan but now after that heat he’s come up a lot in my mind and I will be rooting against Joao from now on.
Can’t believe I’m saying this, but I agree with something Biolos said on the internet.
“Silence in the crowd. The score is 30-Love…..continue play!”
i don’t speak fluent Wannabe Tennis Tour so initially this comment hit like Dane’s S&S.
boutta brush up on the mayan codices, rosetta stone, led zeppelin symbology, and hammarabi’s code to attempt a translation.
then i realized: “this man is speaking Tennis.”
When I meet up with certain people’s Mom’s, they prefer a Country Club/Tennis type brunch. As I sit there thinking about my new Veridian green dot, they go on about “tennis stuff”. It’s my “cliff notes”.
What is it with Brazzos and Griff in El Salvador ?
First there was the death threat year, and now this.
Hopefully Griff’s mum will give Joio an earful, and tell all those nasty Brazilians to stop harassing her son…
(come back soon Mrs. Colapinto, some here miss you and your valuable input)
She may be a little gun shy after my drunken rant and Brazilian Gay Jesus piling on. I’ll try to be more diplomatic next time but something about Pinto’s face and the words that come out of it….
much love to Mrs. C
Karen is back and she wants to talk to the store manager immediately!!!
For a man that could crash the boards better than most, Rodman sure was a sensitive sort.
we would have welcomed Carmen…no reservations…
https://www.youtube.com/wat…
safe to assume you’ve seen The Last Waltz & Mavis Staples’ turn at the 2nd verse on “The Weight”? chicken skin level beauty in that clip, my love.
edit: found it for you decrepit sinners.
https://youtu.be/Z2eTW8qZBt…
very fine documentary. rodman put a lotta weight on. carmen electra!
electra, carmen…
Dude was a force. Shut down Reign Man and Mailman, both, and could go toe to toe with Shaq.
Hope it happens more often to lost surfers only because biolos is such a bad loser.
Classic WSl fukery