The Aranui 5 will offer athletes the chance to be decorated with Polynesian-style tattoos based upon their life stories.
Last year, as Paris 2024 fever started to build, Games organisers announced Olympic athletes would not be staying in that pretty little town at the end of the road and would instead lodge in a floating hotel anchored just offshore.
The Aranui 5, which makes a 12-day circuit of French Polynesia every month, has been described as “the Pacific’s strangest cruise ship” and “the weird offspring of a love affair between a cargo freighter and a passenger liner.”
It ain’t luxury by any stretch but a serviceable and pleasant enough joint to spend a couple of weeks on and necessary after a local Teahupoo hotel, which had been shut for 26 years, was unable be readied in time.
Now, it can be revealed, the Aranui 5 will offer athletes the chance to be decorated with genuine Polynesian-style tattoos based upon their life stories after one of its massage rooms was repurposed into a floating tattoo parlour.
The ship’s resident tattooist Eddy Tara averages fifteen tattoos a week and says,
“I first discuss with the client to find out what he’d like to represent. All the pieces I make are unique to the person wearing them. The tattoos tell their story, their experiences, and their feelings. But the symbols used are all the same. It is the symbols and placement together that tells the story. They tell their own story, like in a book that they’ll keep for life inked on their skin.”
Too bad BG didn’t sponsor a giveaway trip for a us cretins to spend the comp on that ship!
There will be all sorts of things available on this ship. An a la carte menu of all the delights available will be presented to all the athletes as they board. Some may miss their heat times though. At least they can get the story of why in tattoo form from this Eddy Tara bloke.
Is there anyone here completely confident these Olympic games do anything positive at all for surfing in the long term?
This is a great time for pip to cover-up that monstrosity on his chest
Ffs isnt there an old shark rips man in half in one bite story u coud drag out instead of this shit
I swear I’m quitting surfing
Lion tatt’s all round!
Or at the very least, a Cowardly Lion tramp stamp for Pip.
That’s not Wednesday ! That’s That Michael Jackson dead cunt
The ship circulated a memo saying that it is vital that Joe Turpel stays away from the ship employee responsible for sewer discharge while rehearsing for and during the broadcast.
I hear Elo isn’t allowed within 100ft of it.
Rumor has it Elo and his comfort dog are headed to a furry convention, so he’ll miss this event
Gastro and Covid breakout could only derail this shitty forecast further.
Xox
The floating toilet will strike again
TEAHUOO, tea who poo?
Polynesian style tattoos on white people certainly is a classy look
It’s the only time cultural appropriation bothers me.
dreads on us whites gives me the shits. i had them in the early 90’s and would love to go back and tell myself what a dick i was / am.
Let me save you the trouble, you dick.
thank you for your service fig jam. any time you want me to call you a dick out of nowhere, let me know.
I once dated a chick with butterfly tramp stamp. Didn’t know she had it until I rolled her over. Really bothered me. Tramp stamps are for skanks. Had to cut her loose.
100%
It’s great advertising at the bar though.
the girl of Low wide stinkbug stance must be above skankspiscion
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