Chaos expected at Paris 2024 Teahupoo after Nathan Florence predicts “rogue ten-footers and big mutant bowls”

Meanwhile, Filipe Toledo slips in the bookmakers' estimation, falling from top six favourite to 51-1 rank outsider. 

The popular surf vlogger Nathan Florence, voted surfer of the year in 2023 and brother of US Surf Olympian John John, has set a cat among the pigeons, as the expression goes, after predicting “six-to-eight-foot big mutant bowls with rogue ten-footers” for Paris 2024 Teahupoo. 

As if guided by a divine hand intent on bringing chaos to an Olympic Games already besieged by terrorism, a west swell will likely deliver, according to Nathan Florence’s interpretation of wind guru and Surfline’s figures, “big mutant bowls.” 

“I don’t know how big, eight at thirteen seconds, the period is pretty small, you want  fifteen second range… but if the swell stays and the wind stays nice and clean, the 29th as well as the 30th are great days. We could have some really epic waves, something the surf world will be proud of in the Olympics.”

How big?

As it is,” says Nathan Florence, “Eight foot at thirteen seconds, with this westerly angle, for these two days, we’re going to see six-to-eight foot with rogue ten-footers coming through on competition day. Which is fucking epic.”

Nathan Florence predicts either his brother John John or Gabriel Medina will win the gold medal, although acknowledges Australia’s Jack Robinson is a threat if big as well as the Tahitian Kauli Vaast.

Outsiders worth a buck or two in the betting ring, says Florence, are Brazil’s Joao Chianca and Moroccan Ramzi Boukhiam.

Bookies no longer favour a Filipe Toledo medal, relegating the two-time world champ to 51-1 rank outsider.

“I’m very excited to watch this,” says Florence.

THE 2024 OLYMPICS AT TEAHUPOO! MY PREDICTIONS, TOP PICKS, AND FORCAST
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Eric Turk
Eric Turk
2 years ago

Lol Toledo is 10/1 at only bookmaker taking real limits but sure quote the one that fits your narrative

Shane Durian
Shane Durian
2 years ago

They say a butterfly beating it’s wings , yada yada yada so I’ll fart in the general direction of Tahiti this afternoon. Should do it

Shane Durian
Shane Durian
2 years ago

Anyone know why the waiting period is so short? Surely they could have set it a bit longer, being that the Olympics run 26 July – 11 August…

Keep Work
Keep Work
2 years ago

Why bother having a waiting period if they fixed the dates already? This is the pressure chart for the day after the comp ends…

Keep Work
Keep Work
2 years ago
Reply to  Keep Work
Keep Work
Keep Work
2 years ago
Reply to  Keep Work

(…which of course is over a week away in any case and very subject to change. I’m just baffled.)

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
2 years ago

let me know when we can scrib ’bout any heats startin when ‘it’s on…” live talk? impossible~

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
2 years ago

So we have the usual wosl etc surfylineman forecasters saying it’ll be small.

Then we have a Florence saying otherwise.

I’d like to believe a Florence…

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
2 years ago
Reply to  Beef & Beer

wes marine?

Rocks local
Rocks local
2 years ago
Reply to  tim_nelsen

TN!!! welcome back

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
2 years ago
Reply to  Rocks local

enjoyed the blog on your existential paddle-in&out to that outer bank of FLA…can’t get it out of my head…a must read while on the treadmill and notice it’s shark month?

Rocks local
Rocks local
2 years ago
Reply to  tim_nelsen

Thx much! Although recent events in Oz have confirmed that USA sharks are wusses compared to their Down Under brethren

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
2 years ago
Reply to  Rocks local

Researchers Have Now Discovered ‘Cocaine Sharks’ Off The Coast Of Brazil (brobible)

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
2 years ago
Reply to  Rocks local

there could be blood if I can’t find Peacock+….

Rail enthusiast
Rail enthusiast
2 years ago

FYI since Nathan dropped this video it’s downsized again to about 3ft Max for the entire waiting period. No waves of conequence coming

Tom
Tom
2 years ago

if that case Fil goes from 50-1 to about 5-1

Sean Connery
Sean Connery
2 years ago
Reply to  Tom

Throw $50 on him for me will ya. I love to gamble (Poorly).

Otto
Otto
2 years ago

Filipe: “I believe in me. I can do this “

Florida Man: “I believe in me. I can do this.”

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C9syONzoUrA/

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
2 years ago

Thank you. Another very delayed or non existent Swellnet forecast tells me that they are gambling quite heavily. I’m not even kidding.
Xox

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
2 years ago
Reply to  Dogsnuts

Ha, it just dropped.
Xox

Hippy
Hippy
2 years ago

First, the green horn pbotographer almost drowns again, now the forecast…. eeek!

Camp Toledo must be tripping.

RQ.
RQ.
2 years ago

hahaha bring it on.

Happy Camper
Happy Camper
2 years ago

very excited to hear the guy from SNL calling the action, and Snips hitting the snooze button.

Hippy
Hippy
2 years ago
Reply to  Happy Camper

Best connie of the year.

You are always exactly wrong. 🙂

Happy Camper
Happy Camper
2 years ago
Reply to  Hippy

I have absolutely no idea what you’re talking about.

JSC
JSC
2 years ago

That settles it – GABRIEL MEDINA for the win!

Mapski
Mapski
2 years ago

Anyone privy to who the judges are? WSL format(toss the high and low)? Olympics are famous for bias. Vaast and Fiero for gold.

Noncompetitor
Noncompetitor
2 years ago
Reply to  Mapski

Medina

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
2 years ago
Reply to  Mapski

A judging buddy of mine is going, he also did the WSL Chopes event to “train” for the Olympics. But yeah normal criteria but think there’s some sort of repercharge system in place.

frank
frank
2 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

there’s a lot of judgy buddies right here in BG too

Shane Durian
Shane Durian
2 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

Is that mate Ratso?

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
2 years ago
Reply to  Shane Durian

No, but he’s going also. Assuming he’ll be on priority.

Occ Topus
Occ Topus
2 years ago

Here’s hoping that Nathan’s prediction proves to be true.

Andy C
Andy C
2 years ago
Reply to  Occ Topus

So Fil gets the white rashie for every heat he’s in?


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