"Hope you’re having a great time in your stupid big dumb hats! Remember that those beautiful horses will be dying for your pleasure!"
The often controversial three-time world surfing champion Joel “Tinkerbell” Tudor has revealed a softer side to his surf-fight hardboiled public image after publicly shaming horse racing fans heading to the Del Mar Racetrack’s opening weekend.
“Dedicated to all you drunk imbeciles visiting Del Mar this weekend……hope you’re having a great time in your stupid big dumb hats! Remember that those beautiful horses will be dying for your pleasure!” wrote Tinkerbell, referring to the death of two horses in freak accidents on opening weekend last year. “It’d be awesome if @official_sdpd would set up checkpoints on pch , villa de la valle & Del Mar hts rd to catch all these drunk morons who 95% will be driving home wasted!”
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When one of Tudor’s myriad fans asked what might be the cause, heat, drugs, exhaustion etc, the ultra-purist longboarder replied:
“Steroids and damp track from tides …..that entire race area is directly on top of a flood plain!!! Thing shouldn’t even be there.”
The thread deviated a little when one fan wrote:
“By the look of the comments here I’d say your page has morphed into more antivaxers than surfers lol.”
Tudor replied:
“99% of hardcore surf world are all anti-jabbers …..we all way to smart to ever trust governments with how much we travel and see the world! Only people who took it are wusses that watched the news to much! Pureblood club por vida!!!!!”
Horses and jabs, where do you fall?
I used to frequent the Del Mar Racetrack. Then one day I went into the cocaine rooms and found that they had put toilets in there. I was so disgusted that I decided to donate my huge hats to Goodwill and swear off betting on midgets riding steroid donkeys.
Well done Joel. Always coming through with the comments everyone is too afraid to say out loud.
Horses dying is an American issue, trainers dump all sorts of growth hormones into horses especially the foals. US Horses are huge compared to European and there are trainers there who have never had a horse die. Ours are so big their legs can’t carry them and they break.As far as the vax to each his own, but I’d do miss my three anti vax friends who are now dead.
I hear that
his cross-over is a chumash canoe in paradise standing up…waiting for a taco-burger and a brew…”Honey?”
Hey Joel, what if you’re on a horse and you get a DUI?
Horse: “Officer, just for the record, I told him to rein it in a bit. I meant the drinking.”
https://abcnews.go.com/US/man-gets-dui-allegedly-riding-horse-drunk-open/story?id=103178670
You should be anti-police, but you’re right otherwise.
No need. Joel and PETAs are still idiots, nonetheless.
I got told the other night , horse meat is lean and tasty,
Joel Tudor, a wave-riding ace,
Black belt in jujitsu, a weathered rat face.
Weed-smoking soul, relaxed and anti=vax
Not a fan of horse-racing’s revelry.
Big hatted drunks at Del Mar Races,
He shakes his head, no time for their faces.
Wishing cops would catch the drunk drivers too,
Keep the roads safe, that’s what he’d do.
*militant vegan
Card carrying PETA nutjob
Joel seems pissed he wasn’t invited to the party.
After reading this, Joel has inspired me to go stand over my mother’s grave and scream at her for all of the time she spent at the Del Mar track dating back to her childhood…how could she have been that person?
never had a secreteriat…or a big-breasted philly…Philly~
I don’t have a problem with horse meat.
Aldi sells it cheap.
Antivaxers are ok with as well so long as I don’t have to listen them rave on about not getting the jab and all the associated bullshit they really believe and need to convert me to.
i careless about either subject really
Taco Bell does a great job of making that meat taste, well tasty!
that new avocado verde salsa stuff with the green chili peppers works wonders on all meats
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Converting you? Ain’t a chance when it’s too late. Freedom to choose is all that’s right.
A bullet is way more effective than a vaccination for a racehorse with a broken leg
Doesn’t Joel realise that glue he’s sniffing has to come from somewhere???
99% of hardcore surf world are all selfish. Fixed it.
99% of hard core surf world didn’t finish school.
Everybody that gets pulled over for dui after the race, should get an option to “roll” with Tank Cdr. Tudor for an on the spot acquittal.
Are those race horse drunks any worse than stoned or drunk surfers?
You don’t get any lower than being a surfer. People with respect for themselves should take up golf, cricket, or ya know tennis.
I prefer being low. Quit playing tennis due to a few bulging discs, never played cricket due to being an ugly American and I still play golf on occasion as the golf cart is a great carrier my beer.
EDIT: I hate most tennis players as the low-level players are all cunts who think they know more about the game than they really do and most of them cheat because they want to win so bad for their fragile egos. As for the higher-level players most don’t play anymore due to their backs and knees being destroyed.
more hung like a horse and pro meds
Im pro horse meds
Bexy began to notice strange changes to his extremities.
Then he noticed a change in posture …
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