No stakes higher for Filipe Toledo. A father behind him, a nation rallying and an evil villainous surf journalist brought low.
In today’s episode of Chas Smith Hates Surfing, the controversial surf journalist issues a rare mea culpa after his claim that Filipe Toledo would never stiffen his spine at Teahupoo.
Well.
“Yesterday, Brazil’s Filipe Toledo scratched into a four-footer and, now, Filipe Toledo is the King of Teahupoo. Ladies and gentlemen, I was proven wrong. This was more than one brave hero, threading that smallish tube.
Filipe Toledo rallied a nation and the Brazilian surf fan came ready. A trademark mixture of death threats and poop emojis rained down upon the offending surf journalist, bashing and breaking him, allowing Filipe Toledo to come out of the barrel, arms raised in victory.
“A day that maybe is the most historic in surfing history. I would argue Filipe Toledo’s Teahupoo Olympic tube rivals any great moment that you care to conjure. No stakes higher. A father behind him, a nation rallying and an evil villainous surf journalist brought low.
“Yes, I only played a small role in this epic tale, but it was a necessary role.”
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Chaz your spoken prose on camera is better than your written pen read..
Don’t miss the well-placed symbolism as that completes the effort
the complete obliteration of Felipe on Beach Grit reminds me of the curb stomping scene in American History X.
dat’s Edward Norton. you’re Christian Bale! both are Happy Campers?
Oh …. thought such fun had been stopped somehow. Genius timing, as genuinely filmed yesterday euro time, before events unfolded!
bout says it
chase, mike…missed ya
cheese o’r tofu o’r bean salad? uni. need?
Filepe’s insta post yesterday has aged like milk in the sun.
Hahahahhaha you are such a cunt. I love it.
Gabby gets the photo of the Olympics and an all-time performance while his countryman Fil packs up his daddies Speedo’s and heads back to America. https://uploads.disquscdn.c…
Gotta be one of the best shots I’ve ever seen
It really is incredible
Riding the cloud like Monkey Magic
my sons a fraud and coward in big waves, what else can I say, except I’m on his teet and need to defend him.
“peep”
You played your role alright you magnifique cunt.
xox
1:17 is the end of da road/2nd amendment rights…
group listening sesh…i’ll be your influencer…Chas Chat/Dirty Water/Brazil Wax. “Here’s Chas…”
what follows in a scribed re-hash of the exchange while I type on a Corona and chase JP down the road for a camel red…post-it note on the brazzy gal. call me!
*Embassy Signature Gold.
Or a rolly.
imagine typing with only thumbs….love my logit keyboard
juuls. not…flower. monterrey jazz festival tonight…
sharing vices…like~
Get off the reds mate
there’s work to be done
Day late and a buck short…
Claiming your role in it all, quite Brazilianesque
Um, guess you weren’t watching todays display of bravery.
where’s the beef she secreted? on a daytime tv gameshow and i’m here to tell ya ’bout big pharma