Donald Trump and Moana Jones Wong.
President Donald Trump seconds after assassination attempt, left, and Moana Jones Wong, Queen of Pipe.

Queen of Pipeline Moana Jones Wong praises Donald Trump in wake of assassination attempt!

“That’s my president”

Moana Jones Wong, whose wildly dominant performance against the best surfers in the world at Pipeline a couple of years back made her, briefly, the toast of the surfing, has posted her support for President Donald Trump after ol Donny nearly caught a bullet in the neck down there in Pennsylvania.

Under a re-posted clip of the Trump assassination attempt cut to 50 Cents’ Many Men by Nathan Florence’s filmer Zoard Janko, Wong writes simply: 

“That’s my president.” 

Moana jones wong on donald trump
Moana Jones Wong likes Prez Donald Trump.

Surfers, who naturally tend to skew right politically, this ain’t the seventies anymore, broadly supported Wong’s position, with only one outlier writing: 

“I didn’t know there was lead in Hawaii’s drinking water”

and

“Now we know who you really are.” 

 

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The last time Wong was on these pages was almost one year ago when the Pipe champ was slammed for transphobic comments in a wild fusillade by the Committee for Equity in Women’s Surfing, a “non-profit, which accepts all races, cultures, sexual orientations, gender identities, national origins, abilities, socioeconomic backgrounds, gender expressions, countries of origin, ethnicities, religions and genders”.

Surf Equity were made very sad after Water People, the podcast from off-the-grid living liberals Dave Rastovich and Lauren Hill featured an interview with Wong.

A little irony here. Hill made noise when she claimed The Surfer’s Journal “blatantly excludes female surfers, writers and photographers from the pages of TSJ”

(JP Currie wrote about that episode here.)

“What was the rationale behind Water People’s decision to feature a conversation with a prominent surfer, Moana Jones Wong, who was been associated with controversial statements?” Surf Equity posted.

“In 2023, Wong aligned herself with Bethany Hamilton in expressing views that were perceived as anti-trans and targeted towards LGBTQIA+ surfers. Additionally, Wong made comments questioning the competitive prowess of cisgender women in professional surfing, suggesting that they were inadequate in comparison to a trans woman. These incidents contribute to the rise of anti-trans sentiments within the pro surfing community, involving numerous athletes.”

The assassination attempt, meanwhile, will drive the news cycle for the next week.

Tell me: set-up, crazed Antifa man-gal, CIA, FBI, Russkies, Ukrainians, Jews or just a loose unit with a gun? 

Kelly Slater is being sought for comment.

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Paul Cunningham
Paul Cunningham
2 years ago

Icky

Pauly Matt War-Shore
Pauly Matt War-Shore
2 years ago

It might have just been at the top so it looked like twice. Anyway. I thought it was a nice move. Using mod powers for evil.

Maxabillions
Maxabillions
2 years ago
Against the Grain
Against the Grain
2 years ago

If the bullet was 2 inches to the right he definitely wouldn’t be her president. All divine intervention I’m told.
America, the most absurd shit show that just keeps on giving.
Cheers Wong.
Proof that surfing and politics do not mix.

Swampgoat
Swampgoat
2 years ago

Dems, Reps, Labs, Libs, Tories whatever: many pies, many fingers in deep.

Mike
Mike
2 years ago

You libs are all so delusional.

Brutus
Brutus
2 years ago

the big question of today is can we het to 400 comments?

Pauly Matt War-Shore
Pauly Matt War-Shore
2 years ago

Featured your own comment twice. Awesome.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
2 years ago

Brutal!!!

Snowbored
Snowbored
2 years ago

She could be Wong about some things

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
2 years ago
Reply to  Snowbored

Moana’s comment has disappeared! Again, questions, thoughts, prayers, developing and essential.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
2 years ago

Bit chilly. But like Don, i will survive.
Bom dia!!

Hippy
Hippy
2 years ago

The shooter is a Registered Republican….

So much for your conspiracy theories Happy C.

Angry cult member? Good guy with a gun?

Just as long as we keep selling guns…. most importantly. Everyone should always be armed. Everywhere. Like the Clint Eastwood cowboy movies filmed in Italy.

Happy Camper
Happy Camper
2 years ago
Reply to  Hippy

registered republican that donated to Biden.
BTW Hippy. I’m not a republican and honestly dislike most of the republicans in office as much as I dislike the dems.
these days it’s just one big uniparty of corruption.

RQ.
RQ.
2 years ago
Reply to  Happy Camper

someone with the same name donated to biden.

Happy Camper
Happy Camper
2 years ago
Reply to  RQ.

Hi there Retard Quotient.

I think this horse has been beaten to death.
there’s more news and stories from today on BG.

carry on.

RQ.
RQ.
2 years ago
Reply to  Happy Camper

don’t actual facts eh?

Happy Camper
Happy Camper
2 years ago
Reply to  RQ.

is that a fact? are you positively 100% sure that he did not donate to a democrat pac? and how can you be so sure? who told you this “fact”?
did you know the shooter?

RQ.
RQ.
2 years ago
Reply to  Happy Camper

thought we were done? enjoy your day.

Brutus
Brutus
2 years ago
Reply to  Happy Camper

just read that the Secret service refused to heed eye witness’s who saw a man with rifle on the roof…and ….if the round fired was a high caliber one it would have taken ol donnys ear off…….so did LBJ kill kennedy and try one on ol Donny boy???

Happy Camper
Happy Camper
2 years ago
Reply to  Brutus

yeah. tell that to Fire Chief Corey Comperatore’s family. He was killed by the gunman when he threw his body in front of his daughter, saving her life. And tell that to the other two people that are in hospital with serious injuries.
If it just grazed his ear it would not necessarily have taken his ear off. but you’re an Australian so you know very little about guns, ammo, the differences between weapon and bullet calibers, trajectory, velocity, etc. and you have no idea of what caliber bullet or rifle the shooter was using, as that information has not been released.

However, what is very interesting is if the bullet was fired 2 seconds before when Trump was looking forward it would have hit President Trump in the right center of his head and killed him, and today you would be cheering instead of spreading conspiracy theory’s.

Just before the shot, the President turned to look at the Jumbotron that he had a graph on.
at that exact moment, the bullet grazed the top of his ear.
That’s miraculous.

Brutus
Brutus
2 years ago
Reply to  Happy Camper

as I said before….the USA has had so many presidents assassinated , it’s just oart of the USA’s history and part of your culture!

Happy Camper
Happy Camper
2 years ago
Reply to  Brutus

pretty good gymnastics for an old man.

Brutus
Brutus
2 years ago
Reply to  Happy Camper

yeah on the rebuild…….

Happy Camper
Happy Camper
2 years ago
Reply to  Brutus

freedom’s a bitch, eh?

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
2 years ago
Reply to  Hippy

A little diversion, but did you see Fritz Mane’s estate sale of Clint Eastwood gear? Incredible! Y’gotta get that vintage home gym.

https://www.tmz.com/2024/06/27/clint-eastwood-prized-possessions-available-estate-sale/

Hippy
Hippy
2 years ago

Kelly Slater is being sought for comment…. fucking hilarious.

Happy Camper
Happy Camper
2 years ago

Well that was fun.
stayed up so late playing ping pong with you all, that I actually fell asleep at my desk.
good times.
when’s the next surfing contest?

Pauly Matt War-Shore
Pauly Matt War-Shore
2 years ago
Reply to  Happy Camper
Happy Camper
Happy Camper
2 years ago

someone got Pauly’s goat. HAHAHAHA

here’s one for you Pauly: you don’t want someone to get your goat, don’t let em’ know where it’s tied.

Pauly Matt War-Shore
Pauly Matt War-Shore
2 years ago
Reply to  Happy Camper

Mate, you just got owned in this thread by about ten different people. Take the L.

Happy Camper
Happy Camper
2 years ago

oh my, you just can’t give it up.

What did I Lose (in your eyes), an argument on Beach Grit?
Oh My, so heartbreaking. How will I ever go on?
Am I now to shower in tears of sadness because YOU told me I got “owned” by ten people……on Beach Grit?

but in your defense, skateboarders are some of the most arrogant and miserable pricks I’ve ever known.
My son was a miserable skater like you, until he grew up.

have some fun, Pauly, and get over it. move on, gurlfriend.

Pauly Matt War-Shore
Pauly Matt War-Shore
2 years ago
Reply to  Happy Camper

😂

deeks
deeks
2 years ago

Where’s the “smart”ass retort !
I just got some chips

Pauly Matt War-Shore
Pauly Matt War-Shore
2 years ago
Reply to  Happy Camper

Skateboarders are miserable pricks? That’s insanely wrong. They were probably just waiting for your dumb ass to fuck off.

Happy Camper
Happy Camper
2 years ago

HA! you doth protest too much.
My house was actually the hang out for most of the top skaters when my son was skating. ur cabinets and fridges were always full of food for them and they loved to ply in the pool after skating.
I used to be a skateboard photographer for many the top pros, who were always pretty cool to me, but in general, pretty nasty to others.

lot of grumbling and angry board slamming/board tossing in skateboarding

but there are also some really nice skaters like Heimana.

Pauly Matt War-Shore
Pauly Matt War-Shore
2 years ago
Reply to  Happy Camper

Ah yep. Would never hear any surfers grumbling, you fucken dipshit.

Happy Camper
Happy Camper
2 years ago

wow, looks like I found your goat again.
maybe they’re not grumpy. maybe it’s just they smoke so much pot that it makes them bi-polar.
heavy pot smokers are very irritable unless they’re stoned.
maybe you should go smoke a bowl Pauly. you seem very upset.

Pauly Matt War-Shore
Pauly Matt War-Shore
2 years ago
Reply to  Happy Camper

My goat is just fine. This is what a truly triggered “christian”, and if we’re being honest, mentally unstable person looks like on the internet, though. https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

Brutus
Brutus
2 years ago

now that ‘s nasty , but we are on BG!

Happy Camper
Happy Camper
2 years ago

Illegal ALIENS!

“scapegoated”…..you keep on using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Happy Camper
Happy Camper
2 years ago

wow, not only do you hate white people, but you also hate rich people.
there’s a place for you somewhere in Angola

Happy Camper
Happy Camper
2 years ago

are you an illegal immigrant?

Pauly Matt War-Shore
Pauly Matt War-Shore
2 years ago

I’ve lost count. Also, most of the them were black disabled women.

Mapski
Mapski
2 years ago

Aren’t they holding the Olympic kayaking at Teahupoo this year?

Top Cunt
Top Cunt
2 years ago

How can the Secret Service see anything with those damn sunglasses on?


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