"Alright, guys, I think there's a shark…there's a f**ken shark!"
The high times in Miami of YouTuber-turned-boxer Jake Paul and the UFC champ Suga Sean O’Malley got a little existential earlier today when a promo bit for Paul’s body care brand W almost became a live-streamed shark attack.
The pair were on inflatable doughnuts when the shark veered a little close to Jake Paul and Suga Sean, whose bony hide and hereditary paleness belie great skills with his fists.
Off camera we hear, “Looking good…what the fuck is that?”
Pause.
“Alright guys, I think there’s a shark…”
(Here the fin becomes prominent.)
“There’s a fucken shark!”
Many voices.
“Get the boat!”
A scream!
A bikinied woman flees on her jetski.
More screams.
“Get the boat!”
“Chill!”
“It’s coming! It’s coming! It’s on the left!”
Jake Paul, if you didn’t know, got famous through his Vine videos and later as a Disney Channel actor. Ol Jake has successfully transitioned into the realm of professional boxing. His began with a TKO victory over fellow YouTuber AnEsonGib in 2020, and since then, he has amassed a 6-0 record in the ring with a much anticipated, if delayed, fight with Mike Tyson comin’ up later in the year.
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Stupid shark. Had the chance to make humanity better and choked. Choke job.
Much like all his fights, this is fake as hell.
Starting my day off with a LOL
A little something in this for everyone –
never trust a woman on a jet ski number 1
F#cking hilarious.
Negs is remiss for not making this Featured Comment.
love how the gal on the ski gasses it and throws a wake that pushes pull and O’Malley toward the shark and almost pitches them into the water.
I’d start by firing/replacing the chick on the jet-ski…
too funny. same thought, seconds apart.
yeah a shark can smell a gubbas arse from a mile away
Closeted homosexuality, Paul Sykes knows how to deal with sharks.
Xox